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My new life in Hell

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a man dies and is reborn in the hazbin hotel universe. all characters and images belong to there respective owners except the oc. first person perspective and second person perspective.
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Chapter 1 - New Goetia

I died.

I was walking down the street until I was stabbed by someone from behind but luckily I was able to disarm and incapacitate the assailant, after making sure that they where knocked out I called the police and the paramedics to get help to stop the bleeding, but before I could do anything else I was suddenly hit by a speeding truck that was escaping from the police, luckily I was able narrowly dodge the truck only bruising my left side, but not long after I hear metallic sounds coming from above and see steel beams headed towards my head but I was able to narrowly dodge once more but I wasn't so lucky this time as one of the steel beams went straight through my leg cutting it off.

The pain was immense but at least I wasn't dead.

As I said that lighting struck my head directly killing me instantly.

A few seconds later I woke up and bumped my head on something, It was hard but soft.

I felt like I was surrounded by water but more viscus, I wasn't sure at that time but it felt like I was inside an egg.

A few months passed after I first woke up and I felt like I was strong enough to break out of this prison that was an egg.

I began to kick with my legs hoping to crack it quickly and get out, after a few minutes of kicking I was finally able to get out and open my eyes for the first time.

There I was surrounded by bird like creatures, different shapes and sizes, different colors of red and gold.

But the one most striking of all was the one bird with the cape that looked like it was made off stars.

He began to walk towards me and picked me up and began to speak.

"I Paimon of the Ars Goetia name thee... stygian"

So that was my name huh, don't know what it means but hey at least it sounds cool. I thought.

The bird man then looked at me and spoke, not in the way a father would look at there child with love and care, but like I was some kind of tool to be used.

"Do not disappoint me son... I have high hopes for you"

Well this isn't how I pictured my first interaction to be like, but hey I ain't complaining at least it's not a drunk dad.

As he finished he's speech he placed my inside a crib along with another bird creature, it was sleeping soundly beside me.

I loooked at his features and noticed that he had grey and white feathers that made up he's features.

I then began to look at my body and saw that I had the same features as the bird sleeping next to me.

Was he like my brother? Or like a cousin?

I had no idea, but I couldn't think for much longer since I felt my body needed sleep.

As I felt my eyelids became heavier my chest suddenly felt heavy and I saw that the legs of the bird next to me where on my chest.

This is just great. Just great.