Alt title:Spoilers, Taunts, and Being Too Stupid to Die
Scene:The battle rages on.The building trembles under the force of the clash.
Jinwoo and the Frost Monarch move like blurs — shadows and frost clashing midair with earth-shattering force.
Each strike could level a city block.
Meanwhile, Deadpool:
Still crawling across the floor like a red cockroach.
Still hilarious despite being hit with freezing shards every ten seconds.
He's pinned again — another ice spear through his torso.
Deadpool sighs dramatically.
"Man, at this point, I should start charging rent for all the ice stuck in me."
Jinwoo, mid-battle, flickers his gaze briefly at Deadpool.
His eyes widen slightly.
He sees it.The endless, unnatural regeneration.No mana signature.Just pure, impossible healing — resetting Deadpool's shredded body again and again.
Jinwoo (thoughts):"He's not normal.Not even by Hunter standards."
The Frost Monarch notices too —Snarling in annoyance.
He launches a blast of razor-sharp ice shards toward Deadpool like machine-gun fire.
Frost Monarch (coldly):"Why... won't the pest... die?"
Deadpool waves as dozens of shards riddle him —then immediately starts pulling them out nonchalantly, like removing toothpicks.
Then Deadpool smiles behind the mask.
Activates [Taunt Lv.1].
[DING!]
You are now 200% more irritating! Congratulations!
The Frost Monarch's aura fluctuates in anger.
At the same damn time—
[Passive Skill: Fourth Wall Breaker Lv.1 Activated.]
Deadpool's voice cuts through reality, layered strangely —half talking to the Frost Monarch, half talking to... someone else.
Deadpool (grinning):
"You know, Ice Boy, doesn't even matter. Jinwoo's gonna wreck your frosty ass later anyway.Shadow army? Shadow army's gonna curbstomp your army.Oh — and spoiler alert: you don't even make it past Volume 4 of the Webtoon."
The Frost Monarch pauses — actually pauses — confusion flickering across his face.
Even Jinwoo looks momentarily thrown off.
Deadpool shrugs:
"Hey, don't blame me. I didn't write the script."
Frost Monarch SNARLS, truly enraged now.
Frost magic explodes outward in a storm of spikes, completely targeting Deadpool.
Deadpool cartwheels backward, laughing even as half a dozen ice shards nail him again.
"CAN'T KILL ME IF I'M ALREADY DEAD, SUCKER!"
Deadpool staggers to his feet, cracked ribs knitting back together mid-taunt, katana gleaming.
He's closer now.So much closer.
Just a few more steps...Just one clean cut...And his insane Nexus quest will be complete.