Alt title:Deadpool: Slayer of Plot Armor (And Also Frost Monarchs)
Scene:The battle is chaos.Ice shards flying everywhere.Sung Jin-Woo and the Frost Monarch locked in a deadly, brutal clash.
Deadpool ducks under a blast of freezing wind.
Pinned briefly again by an icicle through his leg, he rips it out with an annoyed grunt.
"Man, getting skewered is so last season."
Then Deadpool blinks.
Pauses.
Remembers something.
"Wait a damn second...I have guns."
[DING!]
Inventory: Desert Eagles (Custom Vibranium Rounds) — Available.
Deadpool grins like a kid remembering he left candy under his bed.
In a smooth, almost blinding motion,he draws his twin Desert Eagles from his back holsters.
Polished chrome, gleaming under the frosty lights.
BAM—BAM—BAM.
Deadpool fires three rapid shots — all dead center —straight into the Frost Monarch's chest and stomach.
The impact staggers the Frost Monarch backward for the first time.
Vibranium bullets.Not of this world.Not bound by the same magical rules.Punching through magical frost armor like paper.
The Frost Monarch growls, furious, a fine mist of blood seeping from the impact wounds.
He tries to launch another wave of ice shards at Deadpool.
Deadpool grins wider.
"Oh no you don't, Olaf."
He holsters his pistols, rips his katanas out with a flourish — blades singing through the air.
As the Frost Monarch fires another barrage of ice shards—Deadpool slashes through the flying shards midair.
Vibranium vs. ice? No contest.
Shards disintegrate around him as he blitzes forward at unnatural speed, boosted by his high Agility stat.
Deadpool closes the gap.
A single, clean slash.
SHLICK.
The Frost Monarch's entire left forearm drops to the ground.
[DING!]
Quest Complete: Take a Little Off the Top!
Rewards:– +30 Stat Points– +1 New Skill (Pending)– All Current Skills Level +1
Deadpool bows dramatically, katana dripping with frost Monarch blood.
The Frost Monarch, enraged and stunned, sees Sung Jin-Woo closing in again — fully prepared to rip him apart.
The Monarch snarls, voice echoing:
"This is not... the end."
A burst of freezing mist erupts, covering the room—and the Frost Monarch vanishes, fleeing the battlefield to survive another day.
Silence.
Broken chairs. Shattered frost. Blood mist in the air.
Chairman Go Gunhee collapses into a chair, finally breathing heavily, but alive — thanks to the combined insanity of the last hour.
Deadpool leans on his sword, panting lightly, and turns straight to the fourth wall:
"Hey, Author?Told you I'd break the quest.Told you I'd break your canon.And guess what?I'm just getting started."
He winks.