Alt title:Forgotten by Marvel, Hijacked by Fanfic
Scene:Frost Monarch is gone.Gunhee's alive, but exhausted.Deadpool's standing in the wreckage, blood-stained but smug.
Woo Jin-Chul bursts in with Association officers.
They rush to Gunhee, helping him up.
"Chairman! You're alive!"
Gunhee points tiredly at Deadpool.
"Thanks to him."
Deadpool bows with exaggerated flair.
"Twice in one day. I'm gonna start charging a hero tax."
Gunhee leaves with staff.
Deadpool casually turns to go.
But—BAM.
Jinwoo appears like a shadow, hand slamming Deadpool into a wall.
"You're not leaving."
Deadpool groans.
"Y'know, this whole 'slamming me into things' trend? Not hot. We just met."
Jinwoo's eyes glow.
"Talk.What are you?Why are you here?And how the hell did you hurt a Monarch?"
Deadpool cracks his neck.
"Oh, buddy. Where do I even begin?"
"Name: Wade Wilson. Codename: Deadpool.Occupation: Professional ass-kicker, reluctant fan favorite."
"Originally, I was in another fanfic.Remember that guy Alex?Yeah. I was there.Chilling in a Marvel x The Boys crossover."
Jinwoo: ".....".
"Suddenly the Author forgets all that and tosses me here like a rejected DLC character."
He paces now, waving to the fourth wall.
"Not even a farewell scene. Not even a damn recap.Just CTRL+X, dump me in a Korean dungeon grinder, and slap 'main character' on me like a half-priced label."
Deadpool sighs, louder this time.
"And you know what hurts?Marvel didn't even put me in the next Avengers: Doomsday movie."
"Everyone's there — Iron Man's hologram cousin, 12 different Spider-Men, someone's dog —but me?Nothing. Not even a voice cameo."
He pulls a kunai and points it at the air.
"Kevin Feige, if you're watching:You forgot the one guy who could make Thanos cry from frustration."
Deadpool turns to Jinwoo again, arms wide.
"So yeah. Now I'm stuck here, in your brooding shadow-powered RPG hellscape.But it's fine. It's cool.I'll probably show up in Secret Wars.Probably as a punchline."
[DING!]
His Nexus System glitches again.
Red warnings flash:
UNSTABLE THREAD DETECTEDMONARCH-CLASS BREACH HAS TRIGGERED SYSTEM EVOLUTIONACCESS: RESTRICTED FILES... UNLOCKING
Deadpool freezes.
"...That's new."
Jinwoo senses it too — that strange pulse in the air.Not mana. Not shadow energy. Something else.
He steps back slightly.
"What did you just activate?"
Deadpool shrugs.
"Dunno. Could be my ultimate power.Could be a pop-up ad for skincare."