Alt title:Deadpool's Guide to Surviving Boss Fights: Be Annoying
Scene:The temperature drops further.
Frost coats the walls, the ground, even the air itself.
Sung Jin-Woo stands ready, the shadows at his feet writhing.
Across from him, the Frost Monarch raises his cold sword, a cruel smile forming.
Without another word — they charge.
The room explodes into motion.
Sonic cracks of magical force blast outward.
Jinwoo strikes first, shadows extending his speed, blade slashing in a deadly arc.The Frost Monarch counters, an ice wall surging up to block, shattering under the sheer force.
The clash begins.
Meanwhile...
Deadpool, crouching behind an overturned chair, peeks out.
"Alright, let's see... god-tier ninja vs. ice emperor. Yup. Definitely my scene."
He edges forward cautiously, staying low, muttering:
"Stealth mode engaged.Operation: Sneak-a-Slice.Motto: Probably gonna hurt."
CRASH!
An ice shard the size of a javelin slams into Deadpool's leg, pinning him to the floor.
Deadpool looks down.
"Welp. That's inconvenient."
He yanks it out like pulling a splinter, tossing it aside casually.
"Nature's acupuncture. Nice."
He limps forward, still grinning under his mask.
BOOM.
Another shard rips into his shoulder, another into his thigh.
Deadpool now looks like a cactus made of ice spears.
"I'm like an artisanal porcupine. Fancy and painful."
He pulls out shard after shard, blood spurting briefly before immediately sealing itself up thanks to his insane regeneration.
The fight ahead intensifies.
Jinwoo sends a wave of shadows like a tsunami —The Frost Monarch freezes them mid-surge, cracking the air with sheer power.
Deadpool, watching:
"Damn. That's cooler than any Marvel final battle. And probably cheaper on CGI."
Deadpool continues crawling closer, ignoring the fact that he looks like a human pincushion.
His katanas still gleam at his back.
"Just gotta get close enough to nick that frosty bastard.Easy.Barely an inconvenience."