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Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers

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[No CP • Group Favorite • Cute Kid • Hidden Identities • Live-Show Variety • System • Ancient Martial Arts • Thrilling Fun] Gu Miaomiao was born with an ancient martial arts system but got caught in a time-space vortex that sent her back to ancient times, where she trained to become a little female warrior. At four and a half, she returned to the modern world and started her journey to find her family. When netizens learned that a top star was bringing his sister to a live parenting variety show, they all thought his image would crash and felt sorry for the kid. Scene 1: Top Star in Bed, Kid Tugs Blanket Netizens: “Game over. He’s always cranky when he wakes up. He’s gonna blow!” Kid: “Second bro, I’m hungry. Can you cook for me?” Top Star: “Coming right up.” Netizens: “This isn’t the star we know!” Scene 2: Top Star Grabs for Ingredients, Falls in Water Netizens: “This is the star’s darkest moment ever! Screenshot now!” Kid: “Don’t worry, bro! I’m coming to save you!” With a simple water-skimming move, the kid carries the star to safety, still holding the basket of ingredients. Netizens: “Screenshot! This is Miaomiao’s highlight moment! She’s the real boss!” Scene 3: Kids Collecting Ingredients in Village Netizens: “The star will definitely tell Miaomiao to grab more and show off.” In reality, the star was quietly following Miaomiao, worried she’d get bullied. Netizens: “So that’s who you really are, Star!”
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