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Chapter 19 - Market

Majin grabbed another box of cereal and put it in the cart.

Xeno: Hey, can I bring-

Majin: For the last time, you can't bring flavored condoms.

Wechidna: for being a drug dealer-

Xeno: Shut up, you useless angel.

Sunky: Cereal.

Majin: I don't even know why I brought you.

They continued collecting the items they needed for the mansion, since a certain demonic furry had set the kitchen on fire.

GB: Why are we looking for ammonium nitrate?

Somari: To put it in Eyeless's drink.

S0N1C: Skibi domodom-

GB: -Pulls out a shotgun- WE CAN'T EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE WORK.

After 2 hours of filling a cart:

Fleet: Card or gun?

Wechidna: Since when do you work here?

Fleet: Ever since Straved put Fraxter's other self's mind inside me

Xeno: a

Majin: Are you going to get paid or not?

Fleet: 3839 pesos or 3 bullets

Wechidna: As if we were in Latin America

Xeno: But we are

Wechidna: Oh right

GB: Add this

Everyone looks at S0N1C's corpse and the corkscrew

Majin: GB what the f-

Fleet: 7923 or a laxative

GB: Here -gives him a laxative-

Xeno: What do you want that for?

Fleet: So much dick up the ass hinders certain actions

Somari: What a fucking asshole

Wechidna: Hey, what did you do with the nitrate?

Somari: I threw it in the toilets

Sunky: Cereal

AJDHESADFUJESNHLKFBHEAWJKCQWB3HJDNQWHDBEWAJBDQWBDJQWBDKQ43GRE3W48Y3R28U378QIU1E829EY1DHIXODGCVA1ES01!!!

Screams of agony were heard from the toilets

Requital: MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!!!

Somari: Skill issue, bro

Fleet: I forgot I worked here

Hog: MY ASS, YOU SON OF A BITCH-

Majin: Wait, what were you two doing in the bathroom?

Requital: Fucking, what else?

Wechidna: TURBIOTASTICO

Majin: Whatever, we're going

Those who came with the clown: Bye, dude

. . .

Hog: How about a threesome?

Requital: Right away, my king.

Fleet: But I just took a laxative—

Lord X: And since then, the supermarket bathrooms have been forgotten.

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