i became god, but im still a virgin

Falum is the greatest defensive chess player in the world. He doesn’t play to win — he plays to never lose. Lazy, tiny, and socially dysfunctional, he spends his life avoiding reality while his mother desperately tries to marry him off. In a perfectly peaceful world, God is bored out of his mind. No wars. No chaos. No heroes. Nothing. Until he discovers Falum. Intrigued, God challenges him to a game and allows Falum to choose the rules. Falum chooses a coin toss. He wins. With a single flip, Falum becomes the new God. The old God is thrown into Falum’s weak human body, while Falum awakens in a new fantasy world with unlimited power — and zero motivation. Instead of ruling, conquering, or saving anyone, Falum does what he does best: Nothing. But boredom is still boredom. So Falum does the unthinkable. He invents money. He builds computers. He creates arcades. He turns a primitive fantasy world into a gaming and esports empire. Demon Kings become tryhards. Gods become spectators. Legends become players. And yet, one problem remains unsolved. Now I Got Godly Powers, But Still No girlfriend