Valentina "Val" Rosas rubbed her eyes so hard she was almost sure they'd stick together if she blinked too much. Her third shift of the night had just begun, and honestly, she couldn't remember which job she was currently on: barista, dog walker, or gym receptionist. Probably all three at once. Her backpack was a chaotic combination of protein shakes, coffee thermoses, and an assortment of pens that didn't work.
"Val! You alive over there?" her coworker Jenna waved a glittering phone in front of her face.
Val groaned. "Barely. Why do humans even need sleep?"
Jenna laughed. "Humans, maybe. But rich humans? Different story. Speaking of which…" She tapped an email notification. "Uh… this one's weird. Some company called Vale Industries sent you a… contract?"
Val squinted at the screen, trying to focus through a fog of exhaustion and old caffeine. "Contract?" She clicked it. The email opened.
It was a Non-Disclosure Agreement, paired with a "Private Companion Engagement Agreement" — whatever that meant.
Val read the first line, blinked twice, then snorted:
"This agreement is between ValeCorp and the undersigned…"
"ValeCorp," she muttered. "Sounds like one of those evil-tech-boss companies from movies. Maybe they need someone to, like, stand beside the billionaire and look approachable."
Her thumb hovered over the "Sign Electronically" button.
She laughed. "Jenna, watch this. I'm going to sign this and see if… uh… rich people contracts actually work."
"Do you mean… legally?"
"Legally schmegally. It's like a piece of paper. How bad could it be?"
Val signed. Her phone pinged, confirming the signature.
Then she laughed so hard her drink almost spilled.
"Okay. That's done. Now back to life before I die of exhaustion."
---
Meanwhile, high above the city, Alexander Vale's office was spotless enough to eat off the floor. Well, technically, no one was allowed to eat on his office floor. His assistant, a panicked young woman named Claire, burst in holding a tablet like it was a live grenade.
"Sir! The… the contract… um…" Claire stuttered. "Someone… signed it. Accidentally."
Alex raised a brow. His voice was cold, precise. "Accidentally?"
"Valentina Rosas," Claire whispered.
Alex's coffee mug rattled in his hand. He pinched the bridge of his nose. "How… who… why?"
Claire held up the tablet like a shield. "It… it went to the wrong email. She—she signed it. And the thing… she thinks it's a joke."
Alex glared. "Cancel it."
Claire's optimism was naive. "I… I tried, sir. The board says… they actually want this 'face of relatability' campaign. Investors are watching. They… um… they insist we proceed."
Alex froze. For a man whose life was meticulously ordered and algorithmically calculated, this was a disaster the size of Manhattan.
"Fine," he muttered. "Set up a meeting. Today."
---
Back at the dog-walking job, Val was trying to convince a poodle named Mr. Sprinkles that she was, in fact, the fun human he wanted to follow. She was mid-jog, leash in one hand, tablet in the other, when her phone pinged again.
It was a calendar invite: VALE INDUSTRIES – MEETING WITH ALEXANDER VALE. TODAY. 3 PM. PENTHOUSE OFFICE.
Val blinked. "Wait… what?"
Her brain, already exhausted, short-circuited. "Penthouse office? What the hell is a penthouse office? And… Alexander Vale?" She googled quickly. Yep. Billionaire. Brooding. Richer than anyone should legally be.
"Okay," she muttered to herself. "Nothing could go wrong here. I mean, it's just paperwork. Probably. Right?"
Her phone buzzed again. It was a text from Jenna:
"You signed it. You're doomed. Good luck, Tiny Menace."
Val groaned. "Tiny menace… I hate that nickname."
---
At 3 PM, Val walked into ValeCorp's lobby, which was so shiny she half expected to see her reflection wave back and file taxes for her. She clutched her backpack like a shield.
"Valentina Rosas?" a deep, controlled voice called. She turned.
And froze.
He was… tall. Dangerous tall. Sharp suit. Sharp jawline. Eyes that looked like they could calculate the probability of your death in three seconds.
Alex Vale extended a hand. "Mr. Vale."
Val blinked. "Uh… hi. I… I guess I'm here for… paperwork?"
Alex raised an eyebrow. "You signed the agreement."
Val gulped. "I… yeah. I did. By accident. Not really accident. Sort of joke. Please don't sue me?"
Alex's expression was unflinching. "There's a $250,000 penalty for backing out."
Val's brain screamed. "Wait… what?"
Alex continued, ignoring her inner panic. "But… I'm willing to make a compromise. Complete the first month. If you hate it, I'll void everything."
Val looked at him like he had grown a second head. "First month… what exactly?"
"Public appearances. Travel. Support for my… company persona. Basically, you're… my companion for the duration."
Val laughed, then cried, then laughed while crying. "So… I'm… your… accidental PR girlfriend? For three months? Cool… cool, yeah. Totally manageable."
Alex pinched the bridge of his nose again. "This is… not negotiable. You start tomorrow."
Val raised a hand. "Wait. Do kidney installments count for contract payments?"
Alex blinked. "Excuse me?"
"Never mind." She smiled, teeth too sharp for the situation. "I guess… see you tomorrow, then… Robot Man?"
Alex frowned. "I am not a robot."
Val smirked. "Yeah… sure. Robot Man."
---
Back in her tiny apartment that night, Val texted Jenna:
"Tomorrow I meet a billionaire. I don't even own a decent coat. I am going to die from class disparity or public humiliation, probably both."
Jenna replied immediately:
"You're going to crush it. And if you survive, I expect stories. And gifts."
Val stared at her phone, sipping lukewarm coffee. Somehow, life had escalated from dog poop to private jets in twelve hours.
She was terrified. Excited. And a little bit amused by the absurdity of it all.
One thing was certain: she had no idea what she had just signed herself into.
And Alexander Vale? Well… he had no idea what chaos had just walked into his meticulously curated life.
Because Valentina Rosas wasn't just a contract signature. She was a hurricane in heels.
And the city of New York? Well, it had front-row seats.