As a young girl Zeus, how can I escape five sister-obsessed women? Author: Yu Lan Feng Ji
Cold and aloof eldest sister Hades: Zeus, you are mine. As my younger sister, isn't it only natural for you to bear children for your older sister?
Yandere second sister Poseidon: Zeus, my dear younger sister, let's become one with me!
Jealous third sister Hera: Zeus, in destiny, we are husband and wife! Oh! Of course, you are my wife.
Energetic fourth sister Demeter: Zeus, you wouldn't abandon your older sister and go with those bad guys, would you?
Obsessed fifth sister Hestia: Zeus's clothes, hehe, I won't be a virgin goddess anymore. Take me in!
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Lan Fei, a typical shut-in. This was the unanimous conclusion of everyone who knew him. This guy was known to never leave his house, even if it was the end of the world, as long as he had enough instant noodles. He was a deep shut-in, so tough that even when his appendicitis flared up, he could drink a bottle of Erguotou at home and cut it out himself with a knife. If his aunt hadn't come to see him, he might have already transmigrated from excessive blood loss and shock, and the author wouldn't have anything to write about.
Even as he was being loaded into the ambulance, he was still tightly clutching his computer in a coma. After he was discharged from the hospital, he resumed his shut-in life. His parents couldn't do anything about it, but they never gave up on him. Because both his parents held high-level positions, their family was very wealthy. The money they earned was enough for Lan Fei to squander for a lifetime, and they wouldn't make a good-for-nothing like Lan Fei go out and work. That's why he was content to stay in his own world, completely ignoring the outside.
"Whale! Keep whaling! I must pull Jeanne d'Arc Alter!" In a messy room, a slovenly young man stared at the game on his phone. FGO, a game adapted from Type-Moon, was deeply loved by all kinds of shut-ins, both male and female.
"Damn, it's 'Steel of Apology' again!" The young man's bloodshot eyes widened as he looked at the shirtless old man on the screen, speaking helplessly.
"Oh! No power." Seeing his phone screen go black, the young man realized he had pulled another all-nighter. After three days of no rest, the young man felt a bit tired, but more than that, he was hungry. For three days, he had been continuously whaling to pull Jeanne d'Arc Alter, but alas, the young man's luck was purely black. He hadn't pulled a single five-star card; most of the time, he got Darius. The pure blackness deeply hurt the young man's heart, but he refused to give up and kept pulling until now. He hadn't even seen a single golden star! How pathetic!
"No more instant noodles, God! Are you forcing me to go out?" The young man snapped out of his whaling frenzy and realized his emergency food supply was gone. He couldn't help but let out a loud wail. Realizing that wailing made him even hungrier, Lan Fei had no choice but to wash his face and put on some clean clothes. Like someone walking to an execution ground, he left his doghouse.
"I need to get back quickly, this chaotic third dimension. I don't want to stay here for a second longer." After buying a box of instant noodles, Lan Fei quickly walked home. But unexpectedly, a thunderstorm started halfway. However, this couldn't stop a shut-in's desire to go home. He ran directly through the rain. His Jeanne d'Arc Alter was still waiting for him in the gacha pool. He would go home and keep whaling. The word 'give up' wasn't in a shut-in's dictionary. Thinking this, Lan Fei sped up.
Everyone knows that running fast in the rain is not advisable, because rainwater increases the slipperiness of the ground. Moreover, visibility is not very good in a downpour. So, Lan Fei elegantly slipped and fell on the road. And to make matters worse, a large truck happened to run over him, crushing Lan Fei's head into mince. (How tragic!)
Lan Fei crossed her right leg over her left, propping her left elbow on her knee to support her chin in her palm. Her right index finger tapped rhythmically and unconsciously on her leg. She was pondering a question: How did she end up in this strange, pitch-black place where she could still clearly see her five fingers?
Logically speaking, she had fallen and passed out, so she should be in a hospital now!
Did I transmigrate?
Wait! Wait! Something feels off about my body! What's this warm current inside me? Is it the legendary internal energy? But right now, she was very annoyed! Besides everything else, just this transmigration treatment made her want to lose her composure. The worst transmigration protagonists would at least fall into a deep mountain forest where they couldn't see the sun but could still see the moon. But why, when it came to her, could she not only not see the sun or moon, but she couldn't even find a single star? Not seeing stars was one thing, but the most absurd part was, why couldn't she see the sky or the ground? The surroundings were like a giant egg, a complete whole, indistinguishable between heaven and earth, with no light penetrating, yet strangely, it didn't affect her vision. Hmm, who could tell her what this place was? Most importantly, she hadn't even pulled her Jeanne d'Arc Alter!
"Something else feels off!" Just now, she had been looking around and not at her own body. Look at this fair, delicate skin, hmm, very good, whiter than before. Just looking at these hands, her appearance wouldn't be bad either. And this delicate touch, it seems she could be a pretty boy in the future. Long, beautiful fingers, hmm, very good, another way to attract girls. But why did these hands look more and more like a woman's hands? It must be a delusion, it must be a delusion.
Lan Fei consoled herself, but why, little brother? Big brother can't feel your presence. Where are you, little brother? Don't scare big brother, come out quickly. If you don't come out, I'll get angry. Seriously, don't just run off with a girl, okay? Come back to big brother, please! Little brother, please come back! Big brother misses you. When Lan Fei saw an uninvited guest appear in the place where her little brother used to be, a presence known in the Jianghu as 'little sister number two,' Lan Fei broke down. She sat in the black void and cried. She grieved for her little brother, who had died on the way before he even had a chance to be used in practice!
Finally, Lan Fei cried herself out! She gave up on avenging her little brother, after all, she knew nothing in this strange world. She sat down cross-legged, naturally, still suspended in mid-air, yet it was like a solid chair; she wouldn't fall. Feeling no passage of time, Lan Fei, unable to sleep, discovered that there seemed to be a mysterious energy within her. Right, it was that warm current she felt at the beginning. This energy sustained her, making her feel no fatigue. Moreover, it seemed she could also absorb energy from the outside world to make this power more substantial. So, Lan Fei, unable to sleep and with no entertainment, began to play with this power, playing until she forgot the time, until she heard a soft female voice.
"My poor child, don't worry, your mother will definitely help you, and won't let you end up like your poor sisters, swallowed by your cruel father..." What followed was the sound of soft weeping.
Lan Fei thought to herself: The customs here are quite primitive. There's even a custom of fathers devouring their own children. This mother is also quite weak. From what she said, more than one child has already been devoured. Is it not too late to talk about protection now?
"My poor child, I will go find Mother. Her wisdom and intelligence will surely have a way to help me. If she can't help either, I... boo hoo..."
Lan Fei had a headache. Why was this mother crying so much? She was worlds apart from her own mother. Seriously, crying doesn't solve any problems. Why not use that time to think of a solution? And even if you're going to cry, don't cry in her ear, okay? It's giving her a headache!
"My child, Mother knows you will surely be a powerful child. However, to avoid being discovered by your cunning and cruel father, please bear with it and don't absorb any more energy, okay?"
Absorbing energy? Hmm, do all children in this place automatically absorb energy? I knew it, how could I be an exception?
"Boo hoo, I'm sorry, Mother is incompetent and couldn't protect you, or your poor sisters, my poor child..."
Ugh, why did she feel like she was listening to a monologue, with only that mother crying and lamenting about her poor child, but the poor child didn't say a word! She didn't hear the child's voice, but another equally soft and pleasant female voice spoke up.
"My poor daughter, don't be sad, I will help you!"
It seems this is the mother of the mother who was asking for help. However, her voice sounds very young. It looks like early marriage and childbirth are encouraged here!
As if she had found her organization, the mother cried even harder, "Boo hoo hoo, my benevolent and wise Mother Goddess, please help your daughter's poor child. She is about to be born, and I truly don't want her to be devoured by her cruel and ruthless father, like her five poor sisters..."
"Don't cry, my poor daughter, I will definitely help you!"
Lan Fei yawned repeatedly, listening to all the 'poor me, poor you' talk. Seriously, Heavens, just give me some peace and quiet!
Soon, Lan Fei felt a pushing force propelling her in an unknown direction. She tried to steady herself, but the force was so powerful that she had no choice but to go in that direction. Then, a dazzling flash of light made her close her eyes, and she felt the long-lost fresh air.
"My poor child, you must not cry. It will let your cunning father discover you. He will cruelly swallow you, just like your five poor older sisters!"
Lan Fei's entire face was a huge 'Embarrassment' character. Long brown and soft hair, mysterious and charming purple eyes, a beautiful face that was kind and tolerant, with tears streaming down, adding a touch of willowy grace. She was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen, but what this woman said was not so beautiful!
So, the one who was truly pitiful after all this talk of pity was herself! All this rambling from this weak, crying mother was actually directed at her?! Then, that impossibly dark place was a womb? How terrifying!
"My beautiful daughter, let me see this strong and beautiful granddaughter. She will surely become outstanding, overthrow her cunning and ruthless father, and save her older sisters!"
Lan Fei silently looked at the so-called grandmother. Her long brown hair, very similar to her mother's, was very low, and her green eyes were even wiser than her mother's. At this moment, she looked at Lan Fei with kindness. And that face—Lan Fei was even more speechless. Her smooth skin was almost identical to her mother's. Such a young person was actually her grandmother. Hmm, how did she maintain herself?
Lan Fei thought that the genes in this life were good, so she probably wouldn't look bad either. However, these things were not within her scope of concern. What she cared about was: Mother, Grandmother, wearing such fashionable and classical long dresses, what era is this exactly? And where are her video games, and the internet? Without these, she might as well die! Lost in thought, Lan Fei was held tightly by her mother in this life. As soon as her gaze shifted, she heard that pleasant voice, and her mother said:
"My poor child, from today on, your name will be Zeus…"
And so, our thick-skinned classmate Lan Fei, who had just been born less than half an hour ago, finally couldn't take the shock. Her eyes rolled back, and she fainted…