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One Punch Man: I'm a Monster!

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I’m Hans, transmigrated into the Monster Association as a Wolf-class monster. My first job? Deliver food to Overgrown Pochi, a Dragon-class monster! Wait a second… something’s wrong. The delivery guy might also be part of the meal!! What kind of hell start is this!? Someone send help!
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: The Monster Hans

Z-City, underground, the Monster Association.

"Hurry up! Stop dragging your feet! If we're late with the officer's meal, we're all dead!"

In a dark, damp tunnel, a cockroach-headed monster with shiny black armor barked orders, his antennae twitching angrily.

The air below ground was cold and reeked of blood and decay. Old lights flickered weakly, just enough to reveal five figures.

Five monsters.

Their auras varied in strength, but by the disaster level rankings of Wolf, Tiger, Demon, Dragon, and God, these were all the lowest, ordinary Wolf-class monsters.

Cannon fodder among cannon fodder.

Right now, they were struggling to drag the massive corpse of some unknown creature. The body was slick with blood and slime, leaving a long trail across the brick floor. Their heavy footsteps echoed through the tunnel.

Among them, Hans, covered in dark carapace, trudged along at the rear, eyes empty and mind screaming inside.

'I was just having hotpot and singing karaoke, and now I've been transmigrated!'

'Not only that, I landed in the world of One Punch Man, and I'm a bottom-tier Wolf-class monster in the Monster Association!'

'What kind of hell difficulty start is this!?'

(t﹏t)

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse, his very first mission turned out to be, 

Delivering food to the Dragon-class executive, "Overgrown Pochi."

Yes, that six-eyed black dog from the manga, the one who got punched so hard by Saitama it started questioning its entire existence before ending up as a pet!

In the manga, the mini version of Pochi looked cute and dumb, even kind of lovable.

But what Hans and his group were about to face was the real, full-sized Dragon-level beast, a monster that could level a city in a few attacks.

Forget Hans, who had just transmigrated; even if all five of them fought together, they wouldn't even fill the creature's tooth gap.

Rumor had it that monsters sent on this delivery rarely came back alive.

Apparently, the delivery guys were part of the meal.

Realizing he was about to become dog food for a Dragon-class monster, Hans had no interest in chatting with his foul-smelling new "coworkers." His mind screamed:

'Where's my cheat?'

'Where's my system?

'Somebody save me!!!'

And then, perhaps because the twisted rules of the One Punch world were kind to transmigrators, or maybe because his survival instinct flared too hard, a clear, mechanical voice suddenly rang in his mind.

[Ding! Imminent life-threatening danger detected. Survival instinct activating…]

["No Longer Human" System successfully bound!]

"Hiss!"

Hans gasped, nearly crying out loud. His heart pounded, not from fear, but excitement!

'Holy crap, it's real!'

'A miracle!'

[No Longer Human System]

Host: Hans

Current Species: Monster (Unknown insect-type mutation)

Disaster Level: Wolf (Mid)

(Note: Disaster levels, Wolf, Tiger, Demon, Dragon, God. Each has sublevels: Low, Mid, High, Peak.)

[, Ability List, ]

Innate Ability (1):

1. "Hardened Carapace (N)" Lv.3 , A tough shell formed from consuming "monster cells," hardness comparable to steel.

Ability Slots: 5

Source Points: 0

A rush of information filled his mind, and Hans instantly understood his golden finger.

The No Longer Human System, as the name implied, a system that only awakened after giving up being human!

Its main function: it could copy extraordinary abilities from non-human beings, store them in ability slots, and upgrade them using Source Points!

The rarer the ability, the stronger it became.

Rarity grades were:

N (Normal), White

R (Rare), Blue

SR (Super Rare), Purple

SSR (Super Super Rare), Gold

UR (Ultra Rare), Red

The higher the grade, the more Source Points needed to level it up.

Each ability started at Lv. 1, and when fully upgraded to Lv. 10, it would permanently merge with his body, freeing up the slot and surpassing its original limits!

To copy an ability, he needed direct contact with the target.

To gain Source Points, he needed pure life energy, not necessarily his own.

He got it instantly.

Kill monsters → get points → level up infinitely!

After sorting through the system info, Hans looked at his smelly, ugly coworkers again,

the greasy cockroach monster, the scrawny chicken monster, the radioactive fish monster, and the filthy one-eared rat monster. 

And suddenly, they didn't look so bad.

They looked… beautiful.

After all, each one was a walking Source Point pack.

"Hey, you! The new guy!"

The greasy cockroach monster turned its head, disgusting compound eyes glaring at Hans with bossy arrogance.

"Judging by your armor, you're one of us insect-types, right? Then you'll be the one to deliver the food. Got it? This is your big chance, don't waste it!"

Hans: "...?"

He looked down at himself.

A humanoid body, lean and tall.

His skin was covered in black chitin armor lined with sharp spikes, and his hands ended in clawed plates.

From his head sprouted two long beetle-like black horns.

'Guess I really am a bug monster now…'