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Chapter 10 - Smarty Girls Always Learn Their Lesson Part 2

Later that day as the party approaches the lake.

[Mouthful] You're really the worst. What happened to treating well to our savior? [Bites sandwich]

Oh my, have you never put your juniors' trough the blender?

Sending her to buy us drinks and treats with her own money and have her carry all our provisions for us is perfectly fine for treating juniors. I'd always told my junior goddesses that they must respect their seniors and serve them in timely and attentive manner. What I don't agreed with is having her legs tied together so she has to hop behind us.

[Exhausted panting, exhilarating panting, hops]

Meh, you have your way of handling your juniors and I have mine. The way in which you treat them will become the basis for how much they be willing to tolerate you later. If I go soft on her she won't even be willing to run a single errand for us later.

[Bites sandwich, mouthful] Well hardship is always sort of a ritual they have to go through anyways. So long as you don't scare her away, I won't mind.

(I was kidding your atrocious bitch. I'd quit high school and never worked a job in the first place. And if I did, I would never agree to treat someone younger than me like this. Don't drag me down to your sinful level you evil goddess. She's just masochist and I had a girlfriend just like her, and she's loving this right now.) Hey Darkness comes here.

Darkness hops slightly faster to catch up to Crim. She was out of breath and sweating all over.

Your armor is coming loose, let me help you adjust it. [Gropes lustfully]

Kyahaa!

Darkness let out a cute squeak when the male molester began groping her with no aim to fix no armor. Aqua felt disgusted and covered herself while backing away.

You disgusting pervert of a leech. Have you no shame to be committing such depraved acts to a girl and this early in the day no less.

[Groping intensifies] And whose fault is it that I'm feeling lonely? Seriously what is it with meals and fighting back in this world?

Don't call me a meal you filthy leech! The audacity to even think you could sleep with a high-ranking goddess such as myself. No wonder your soul was meant for hell. Repentance can absolve the sins of the soul. But I don't think I'd ever seen a soul that needed an insight roasting as much as you do.

I regret nothing.

Crim finishes with the sexual harassment and walks ahead as the girls follow behind. He can see the lake in the distance.

(Whelp girlfriend acquired. I was blessed, to think the easiest kind of girl would fall on my hungry lap just like this, and a beauty too let's be honest. With this I can recover my 59 hour long lost sanity. This little dare just now confirmed my thoughts. She'll do anything I say. Now I've an ally to collect the quest rewards from the grip of the thieving goddess and something to play around while I'll await my revenge at night. Because yes of course the moment we get back from this quest I'm renting a motel room on the spot and kicking this useless goddess of to feed the birds or something. I'll punish her later. I'm sure my clearer head will let me think a plan or something to deal with blue gorilla. Regret? Learning the lesson? What's that? Who does that? It's it something edible like the meals I'll be getting all day?) Bwuahahahahahaha!

Aqua: Eek! What's wrong with you! Don't just start creepily laughing like that all of a sudden!

Crim: Shut up water filter. Things are finally starting to go my way and I won't have you ruin the moment. You've better purify that lake as if it was your holy mission.

Aqua: Hmmp! [Pouts] I don't need your stupid insults to do my job. Today I'll prove to you what I'm truly made of.

Crim: Yeah right. Like yesterday and before yesterday.

The group arrived at the lake and Crim unleashed Darkness while Aqua took off her boots and socks to stand by the shore of the lake. She softly dipped her toes in before walking ankle deep in the water.

Crim: Wait that's it? No fancy magic or anything you just literally wet your tiptoes for twelve hours.

Aqua: I don't expect a lowly sinner soul no less to understand the divine nature of us gods.

Crim: Well your card said nothing about this so can you really blame me?

Aqua: Well that's obvious silly. No card made by mortals could grasp the magnificence of my holy skills.

Crim: (That's true; by that card review you should be really competent, even if the review still doesn't live up to gods standards.) Anyways I'll be standing below that tree. If anything dangerous shows up I'll send Darkness as this quest is also about seeing her skills. Don't get eaten or anything.

Aqua: What, afraid another beast devours your meal?

The deity teased the mortal and his quest for the Holy Grail. The mortal face went as red as his clothes.

Crim: [Veins popping] Oh my goddess, you shouldn't say stuff that will come bite your ass later.

Aqua: Keh! [Aptitude, fake smile] Why I think my ass will be just fine my sinner.

Crim: My does the night takes forever to fall around here my goddess.

Aqua: Why you don't say my sinner. I've gotten very fond of feeling your face in my knuckles lately. KUSUKUSUKUSUKUSUKUSU!

Two uneventful hours later, Aqua was running through the shallow water. Looking like a genuine goddess for once in her life. Crim was resting on Darkness lap under the shadow of a tree.

This, this is so. I was not wrong about you. You really are the kind of man that…. No forget I've said anything. [Panting]

(This has been a good day so far, the doomed goddess aside. I finally got a girlfriend to ad for my new harem. One I'm very familiar with on top. This quest is just picnic for a living, and I'll be able to get my hands on the reward after I send Darkness on collecting duty, Aqua be dammed, she's not getting a cent for all the shit she's been pulling this past two days. I'll be able to invite Megumin into the party too. Now that I know what kind of girl this blondie is, so long as she collects the reward, poor performance or not I'm not letting her go even if it kills…. Huh I lost my thoughts for a minute, how strange, I feel like I was sweating just now. Well, where was I? Oh, right Megumin. I just have to protect everyone kept the goddess in the worst-case scenario. The day is beautiful, so beautiful in fact that I think I should don my super alias and rob all the adventurers of this town before I'll go goddess slaying tonight. It's not really a matter of necessity; it's a matter of virtue and taking what's rightfully yours and I mean the both cases of course. Now which roof did I left that blanket?)

As everyone was busy doing their thing, a group of gigantic purple like alligators began to swim towards the shore. Crim took his head off Darkness lap and signaled her to run and defend Aqua. The oblivious goddess had not seen the monsters yet.

[Sings] I just want to dive in the water with you. Baby we can't see the bottom. It's so easy to fall for each other's. I'm just hoping we catch one anothEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!

The goddess screamed when presented with the tooth-full mouth of the brutal alligator and tried to escape but tripped.

Eh?

[White pale]

[Green jealousy]

The goddess trips in her attempt to escape and she and Crim go pale. The pink raiment manifested around Aqua and the brutal alligator chewed down on her.

GYAHAAAAAAAAA!

Cried the chew toy goddess.

[Freaking out] [[PAIN OF THE CHAINS OF CALAMITY]]

The chain of calamity flew at supersonic speed and lashed the alligator to death in three quick hits. Out the mouth came Aqua. Crying and with slight chew marks over her body.

[Cries] Guaaaaaaaaaahhh Leech, thank YOUOOOOOOOOOOOCH!

The brutal alligators didn't wait for her to get away and began fighting over the meal. Sinking their teeth in the soft and delicate grade A meat as they began a tug of war for her. Crim, at the fear of Aqua getting ripped to pieces, had the Chains of Calamity go crazy and lashed everything in sight. Hitting alligators, goddesses and crusaders who just arrived all alike. The moment Aqua was able to escape the jaws of the dead alligators the Chains of Calamity wrapped around her and Darkness before it took the two out of there at supersonic speed. They finally arrived below the tree Crim was nervously awaiting. The girls hair made a mess by the monsters and the wind pressure from the drag-out. Crim rushed over to check their state.

Aqua are you alright say some—

Aqua tearfully tackled Crim down to the ground crying. Her clothes where a mess and she was full of bite marks all over and some light lashes on her body.

WAAAAAAAAAAA! LEECH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOUUUUUUUU WHAAAAAAHAAAAA!

Crim hugged her tightly. Even he felt scared for a moment. After five minutes of the embrace. Aqua was finally able to calm down and silently got off Crim. The later walked up to the lake and chanted furiously.

[[Chains of Calamity Replay. Grand fishing net]]

The sound of hundredths of thousands chain links clanked as they shoot out of Crim wrist at supersonic speed and raised a tidal volume of water as it clashed on the lake. The chain immediately began to retract back inside Crim wrist and the net floated over head the lake trapping dozens upon dozens of brutal alligator on its grasp.

[[Pain of the Molten Magma]]

The gigantic net light up in red and the sound of flesh sizzling and water evaporating covered the lake. The chain began retracting ever more inside Crim wrist. The net began to tighten beyond the volume of the catch until it ripped the beasts trough the gaps whiting. Blood and seared limps began to come out of the net, polluting the lake evermore. Crim chanted pain of the light breeze and retracted the chain completely. The veins popping out on his head lessened after he spitted blood, but it didn't stop him from walking back to check on his goddess state. She was softly crying, and mildly terrified of what he did with the brutal alligators. Darkness stood in awe, she never made it in time for the alligators, and the lashes never went beyond a few cracks in her armor.

Its safe for now, are you alright?

Ugh, whaaaaaahhh that was scary, that was so scary. I felt so many sharp teeth's, waaaahhhh!

This is all my fault. I should have stood there with you from the beginning.

This quest was a bust. We are leaving right now. No money is worth the risk of having you torn apart by monsters. I can always get our money back from the adventurers if I don my…. Huh? Aqua why do you only have light bite marks?

[Sniff, hic] My stats are maxed out, so even if it hurts a little. I am waaaaaaaaah!

[Wipes blood of his mouth] (Amazing. So, this is what it means to have high stats. I thought those gators would tear her like toilet paper and yet she only has marks and flesh wounds. No wait that's ridiculous.) You mean to tell me your skin is as good as armor?

How rude! [Angrily stops wailing] I am still a girl your dork. It's also this pink raiment of mine. It's a divine treasure that grants high defense and immunity to all status ailments. I told you not to drag me down to your level.

(Unbelievable. I hadn't seen that cloth since I first met her, but to think she was holding something so powerful still. She's an idiot. Why did she never tell me about it until now?) Tell me about stuff like this in time. To think you literally have the item I need to master the chain. Hand it over, also heal yourself while you're at it.

[[Sacred Heal]]

Aqua had completely forgotten she was a healer until Crim reminded her. She however stood defiantly.

[Aptitude] Huh? You want my divine relic? Your filthy sinful hands have no right to touch my property Leech!

Don't act so spoiled and hand it over. If I can raise my defense in any means, I'll be able to tolerate the recoil from the chain much more. The level of structure and weapons I'll be able to record will be unlike anything you could think. We'll blast right past the demon king in seconds for that matter.

Hmmp! If you're so scared of getting a little hurt then you should apologize to Luna already! What you really want is something of mine to smell and satisfy your lust. I won't let you soil my divine treasure!

You little bitch. I don't even know what my stats will be like even if I decided to apologize, and unlike you I'd have to start with level one stats which will be completely useless anyways. Hand that stupid cloth over already. We don't have much time to waste.

Is this what they call neglect play. [Shivers]

Never! I bet you just want to weaken me down for the taking. If you're in such a hurry, then work harder and make us rich already! Spoil me, treat me better, pray to me. You owe me all this. All this would have never happened to me if you hadn't dragged me down with you in the first place. And if you hadn't left my side those alligators would have never hurt me like this. Apologize to me you shitty—lustful—sinning—parasite—leech!

Silence fell over the lake. Darkness felt a little uncomfortable with the atmosphere and tried to say something, but she was interrupted by Aqua.

That's what like I like to hear, no comeback, no sass, no anything. Now if you learned your place then hurry up and apologize…. Huh?

The chain softly wrapped around Aqua, tying her up from head to toes, she let a cute squeak followed by a banshee screech after the chain took off with her to the very center of the lake.

[Spits water] HEY WHAT THE HELL LEECH!?

Crim maliciously raised his voice to communicate with the goddess all the way in the lake.

I CHANGED MY MIND. LETS FINISH WHATS LEFT OF THIS QUEST AND GO HOME!

ARE YOU STUPID! RELEASE ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT BEFORE I'LL NULIFY THIS STUPID CHAIN MYSELF!

OH I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WHERE YOU!

HUH!? HUAAAAAAAAAA!

The chain lifted Aqua out of the water as a brutal alligator jumped to take a bite out of her. She managed to raise her legs up enough that it only took a bite of her miniskirt.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET ME OFF THIS LAKE RIGHT NOW!

WHY THIS IS FINE. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DUNK YOU ALL OVER THE LAKE FOR TENTH MORE HOURS!

NOOOOOOOOGUHA! [Splashes in the water]

That looks fun. [Envy]

The goddess continued to fly and splash here and there like the bait of an indecisive fisher. The alligator's raced all over the place following her dunks with dangerous proximity. Crim maliciously waited for the last second before dragging her out and dunking her on the next spot. Aqua made a comically cycle of screaming face as she flies off, spitting water after landing and terrified face as the alligators quickly close in before she was violently dragged out the water by the chain again.

STOP IT YOU LEECH— I MEAN CRIM! I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYYY HUAAAAAAA! [Flies off to dunk in someplace else]

WHY YOU HAVE YOUR HIGH STATS AND YOUR PRECIUS RAIMENT! YOU'LL BE FINE!

YEOOOOOOOOOCH!

Aqua didn't make it out the water in time to avoid a crock taking a bite at her ass.

(This is why I told her not to say stuff that can come back later to bite her in the ass.)

The alligators kept furiously pursuing the poor goddess all over the lake. Aqua would come out the water doing a leg split to pry the mouth of the beast open, sometimes she would be completely swallowed waist down, others she would come out eaten from head to waist, others she would jump out the mouth of the creature pedaling in the air, other times she would come out completely swallowed by the beast. But always shrieking and crying.

That looks really, really fun. Please do it to me too! [Red and excited]

(Well, her defensive stats where higher than Aqua, and she has armor.) Sure, why not.

The chain holding Aqua flew back to the tree where Darkness and Crim where sitting leisurely enjoying the spectacle. There is Aqua slammed on the grass painfully and wet as the chain let go of her. She furiously got up the ground and got in Crim face with tears of righteous anger flowing down her cheeks.

Wuaaaaaahhhhh how could you do this to me you evil leech! I regret the day I'd let you escape hell you sadistic piece of…. Huh?

Aqua felt something tapping on her shoulder, and she turned around to find the tip of the Calamity Chain, with Darkness already tied up within its grasp.

The quest isn't over yet, tenth more hours to go my goddess.

And the chain quickly wrapped around Aqua whole body and took off with her screaming.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO BLURGBLURGBLURGH! [Swallows water]

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS BLURGBLURGBLURG! [Swallows water]

Time passed as Aqua and Darkness kept flying and splashing all over the lake with a group of brutal alligators chasing after. Every now and then one or two such monster would come out the water with jaws stuck on the bait, but it would easily be shaken out in midair. At some point a particular big alligator swallowed both baits whole and Crim had to really shake the chain to get it off. Sometime after and Aqua finally had the brilliant idea to start casting buff and healing on herself and Darkness. She also began spamming purification with the intention of finishing the quest faster. Something that surprised Crim as he had no idea, she could save time by doing this. Some more time passed and after the five hours mark the lake was finally crystal clear and the alligators abandoned the hunt both exhausted and uncomfortable in the clear water. Crim was on his last fumes for overexerting the chain so much and finally decided it was time to drag the bait off the water.

Excellent job you two. Man, I must say I'm impressed by how tough you two truly are. And the lake looks beautiful…. Hey say something.

Aqua had black bags under her eyes from all the crying and sat hugging her legs on the grass. Darkness looked like she was hit by the Joker smile gas and could have a heart attack at any time; she quickly recovered and got up to her feet trembling before announcing she was fine. Other than the pink raiment, both had their clothes riskily torn off but Darkness was doing better because of her armor. So Crim took off his V-neck t shirt and gave it to Aqua for wear. Aqua however refused to stand or say anything as the light had long lost place in her eyes. Crim exasperated and summoned the chain to wrap around her wrist so he could drag her back to Axel.

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