Night in the town of Axel, at Wiz magic shop.
Do not let her go mister Crim. Double fold the chain if necessary.
Gaaarrrrrrr!
Can you two stop fooling around for one damn minute. I'm dying over here.
Oh right sorry, here's the healing potion that you ordered.
Crim began to drink from a small crystal vial and his pain began to go away. His left arm had gone completely numb and his right was only working because of the chain protecting it from worse.
Don't you have something more potent here Wiz?
No, that is a highness heal potion. The only thing that can surpass its healing properties are the sacred heal spells only some chosen by the gods archpriest can perform. Uhm why do you look so angry all of a sudden?
You know Wiz, this is a magic shop, right? Don't you have anything that could cause charm or paralysis on stock?
You want to buy even more from me!? I'm so happy. [Cries] Everyone visits me here at the store, but nobody ever buys anything from me. [Sniff]
(Well, everyone here is a novice. Yet here she only has the highest grade of healing potions on stock and such. I get the feeling she wants only the best for her costumers, and that blinds her from seeing their circumstances. Still these assholes could afford to help her out a little more than just with emotional support.)
Wiz happily left for the back of the store and began to scrutinize her merchandise. Crim looked over at the goddess he had kneeling on the ground banded by the chain.
Well, everything worked out in the end, aren't you happy?
Hmmp! Don't talk to me you delinquent sinner. You almost ruin everything over your stupid macho pride. If senior hadn't show up, you would have kept going and lost to the shirtless man.
You're angry because I didn't chicken out? That guy would have caught us anyways. His entire attire was built around that encounter. Besides worst-case scenario you could have done something about it, you're a goddess. I know I learned my lesson with Aqua but not all of you can be the same right?
This is an avatar, not my real body. I don't hold any power beyond what a regular thief could have. You should stop counting on girls to save your hide whenever you act like a meathead idiot.
If it wasn't for Wiz here, I'd think I should stop counting on girls at all.
And to bind me like this in front of a lich no less like I'm some wild animal.
I was too hurt to be taking chances, so I put you out of commission before risking it.
Here it is mister Crim. These are spell marbles debuff edition. They hold a single cast of a debuff spell whiting and can be used as easily as smashing them by your target feet. Breathing the gas, they release will cause the target to fall under the corresponding effect. As you desired, I brought a pouch full of charm and paralysis marbles.
Excellent Wiz. (I wonder why nobody buys stuff so useful?) How much do they cost?
Just 499 USDE for each paralysis marble and 699 USDE for the charm ones.
(No wonder nobody buys these things.) I'll take two charms and one paralysis please.
With pleasure, this has been the most profitable day since I've opened the store; I wish my friends could see me right now. Your total for the marbles and the potion comes at 2879 USDE.
Here you go. Well time to get going. Now that I got some pockets to speak of, I can travel to the—
Wait don't leave please! You're the best costumer I've ever had, and I don't want to stay alone with… Kya!
Chris hissed at Wiz as usual and the later hid behind Crim.
Well Wiz it's been a pleasure. I'd buy some more stuff since I'm already here, but I don't leave until tomorrow and I think you would sleep better if you knew I'll visit tomorrow. Hear that milady luck? I'm coming here tomorrow.
Hmmp! [Pouts]
Anyways that should be enough reason for her to leave you alone for tonight. I still got a long night ahead of me.
Wait please what will happen to me after tomorrow morning?
Man, it's been such a long day and there's still so much to do. See Yō Wiz.
Wait please don't ignore me KYA!
Crim left with Chris following behind in bind like a rabid chihuahua. He released her after going far enough from the magic store and they made way for the guild.
To humiliate me like that in front of an evil creature. I hope you're prepared for when I'll go back to heaven you sinner. And put some shirt on!
You're in no position to threaten me milady. And my shirt is on loan. I can't be wearing my new clothes out now that I went mugging with them.
And so they arrived at the guild.
How dare you take so long to come back! The city was under attack and I'd nobody to send when the authorities came asking for our help.
Oh, my bad, I thought I wasn't a member here. [Walks inside the guild, nobody complains] Besides weren't Aqua and Darkness here with you?
Lady Aqua left to puke outside and never came back, and Darkness left when the panic started. Long before the guards came asking for our help.
Well, that's tough luck for you, speaking of which about my reward.
Lady Aqua spent it and more.
See I'd get angry about this right now. But I'll let this go as my good deed of the day and because I'm tired. Put me an order of steak, Tequila Rose and bring me some cheese bread to go with it too. What would you like Chris?
If you're inviting, then I like some crimson beer and a salad.
Oh right, I want a salad too. Just make sure it doesn't live to see the table.
Alright.
Luna left for the kitchen and came back with their orders before long. Crim and Chris stuffed their mouths happily and Luna sat by their table to pass the time.
Where did you get the money to pay for food anyways?
I rescued a cat from a tree, and a grandma gave me a cut of her grandson heritage as thanks.
That's ridiculous! Where did you stole this money from? Oh, welcome back lady Aqua.
Said Luna saluting the girl that had finally come back from supposedly puking. Crim was busy taking a bite out of the steak, and just as he was about to bring it to his mouth.
[[Sacred Spell Break]]
Crim was hit by a golden light. The chain did not come out of his wrist but if all previous uses had any meaning, it should be useless right now. Crim dropped his fork on the table after being caught by surprise. He slowly raised his gaze to look at the door. A trembling girl was standing there.
Please calm down assistant, remember your blood pressure.
Aqua, explain to me what you just did.
I a-a-a-a-a ah Leech what where you doing over here? I was just passing by happily practicing my spells but oh boy I didn't see you there. It's not like I was afraid of you or anything because I let some criminals escape or something. Off this t shirt of yours feels really hot for some reason. [Sweats profusely]
Assistants sit down before your wounds open up again, this isn't worth it.
Hey, why are you looking at me like that? Wait I am sorry please don't AAAAAHHH!
Crim furiously set off after Aqua who ran away screaming from the guild.
[[Spee—Guff!]]
Crim tackled her down before she could resort to her buffs and immobilized her on the ground.
I try and I try, and I try again with you. But you just can't help it can you? I hope you're ready for your punishment, my goddess.
[Cries] Wait please not here. There are people watching.
I read this was a normal occurrence in the mediaeval era anyways.
Wait please! If you do that to me, I'll lose all my powers.
You'll be much more useful anyways.
GYAAAAAAA! Somebody helps me! I don't wanna be defiled in public!
Don't worry, the public will convert to nuns and clergy men after they witness the history I'm about to make with your body. We'll make the world a better place.
Crim was breathing intensely over the neck of the goddess when a loud blast noise and a red light went off in the distance.
WAAAHHHH I DON'T WANNA BE A FALLEN GODDESS! Ehm Leech where you went?
Crim let go of her and ran full speed to the plains of Axel. He kept going and going with the image burned in his brain. He soon arrived at a hill looking over a castle in the distance. It was night and he could still see some fires left around the castle.
Is that you mister Crim?
[Shakes psycho murder face off] Oh Megumin. What are you doing all the way out here?
Practicing to become the greatest mage of course. Did you see my explosion mister Crim?
(No, I was too distracted following the flare spell.) Sorry Megumin I've missed it. But please cast another one, I'd gladly sit down to play with you.
I am not playing! And well, my spell is not something that can be used more than once a day or I'd collapse from exhaustion.
I see, so that's why you're lying face down on the grass.
I could ask what you're doing outside of town and shirtless for that matter. But you don't see me acting rude do you leech!?
Ouch it really hurts my feelings when you call me like that. By the way, why is your friend so quiet?
Awawawawawawawawawawa.
Ignore her.
No wait! Don't ignore me. My name is Yunyun. Daughter of the crimson demon's chief and the one that will become the greatest mage this world will ever know. [Red in embarrassment]
Aw she's just like you. [Clears throat] My name is Crim E. Vilan. The wearer of the Chains of Calamity and goddess slave driver.
Eh! He did the greeting. He just returned our embarrassing greeting like it was nothing Megumin.
Hey, what do you mean embarrassing you disgrace to our race? Also, I'm nothing like this loner over here mister Crim.
I am not a loner! I'm your rival. Pleased to meet you mister Crime, no wait I mean mister Crim.
Pleased to meet you Yunyun. Now since you seem to be the levelheaded here, explain to me what two little girls are doing all the way out here in the middle of the night and alone. [Scolding tone]
Wait your angry with Megumin?
Hey, why would he be angry with just me?
Is the death of night and there are monsters outside the walls, and this area is particularly dangerous for reasons that shall not be named.
We are crimson demons mister Crim. I wanted to cast my magic, and this is how we roll.
If you ever want to come out at night again you will let me know so I can come along, or I'll roll you both in a cocoon made of my chain and tie you over a tree and chant pain of the scratch less itch while I'm at it.
Ek! I am sorry, I am sorry.
I did nothing wrong, but that doesn't sound like something I'd want to go through, so I promise to practice in the day from now on. Please spare me.
Good, now let's go back home. I made a killing today and I can serve you two anything you like for a meal.
Really!?
Yes, now come over here let me carry you.
Crim picked Megumin off the ground and threw her over his back. And they began to walk back home.
Can you show Yunyun how you used the chain to cook and serve meals?
Sure, but not today because is late, and I just became sweetly busy for tomorrow morning, so maybe we have onion duck for a dinner tomorrow night. Oh Yunyun, I can carry you too if you want.
What no. I wouldn't want to bother you like this.
It doesn't matter. I can carry up to three adult women so this will be easy. Trust me I have experience.
[Lightly strangles Crim] And how did you come across that magnificent experience mister Leech?
Ouch you're really strong for some reason. But that tale is not for children.
Megumin strangled him harder after she heard children and Crim crouched down to let Yunyun climb on his back. She did so and went red and ditsy whiting a second.
It-s-s-s-s a great day to tell histories! How was your day mister Crim? [Says nervously]
This loner I'll swear.
Well, I'd woke up to fried chicken tail. Then we went to the guild to eat remember Megumin? Afterwards I took a quest to purify a lake using screeching bait. Then everything went blurry, and I woke up to some weirdo picking an unjustified fight with me. Later I tried to eat meal but the Smurfs ruined it. Everything went blurry again and I woke up to some girl challenging me to play thief before I'd the right call myself a nightingale, and later it ended with me getting a cut of a heritage after helping the cat of a shirtless grandma. Lastly, I went to a store run by the king of undead while she was chased by a rabid Chihuahua and I rushed here after I felt my super sense warning me of my daughters being in danger.
Megumin strangled him harder and Yunyun let a hearty laugh at his history. She felt a little more relaxed after hearing all the ridiculous tales the man was blurting. Everyone began to laugh as they returned to the guild. Once arrived Crim handed over some money to Megumin for their food and left for the stables saying he had a long day and was tired.
(Shit I almost got caught. I can't let Megumin get involved with the flare mage. If I want to kill that bastard righteously then I have to make sure no innocents are involved. It seems the chains have begun to work again. This has been an exhausting day, so I better go straight to bed.)
And so Crim went straight for his stall and chanted replay for the bed, there he laid down and cried a tear after he realized this would be the first time he managed to sleep on his bed. Time passed on and a blue disaster arrives half-drunk with a bottle of Hennessey XO on hand. She took a look at the sleeping figure of Crim. And so she left for the designated dressing stall and came back to Crim still wearing his v neck black t shirt. Aqua put a boxing stance before doing some shadow boxing, but nothing happened.
Eh? Leech, are you alright over there? You didn't die, didn't you?
What's going on, can't you see is still dark? Don't wake me up again; we have an important day tomorrow.
What!? This is weird, this is too weird. Who are you and what have you done with the leech? First you let me go after you finally go your hands on me and now you want to go to bed peacefully.
(Where does this idiot buy her batteries from?) I let you go because something else came up and there was a risk of the public killing me if I went through. And I had a long day today and a very important day tomorrow. I haven't had booty in 69 hours. I'll survive another 12 so good night.
Unbelievable. A lustful creature like you who did nothing but play with scale models and one to nine girls at a time every hour of the day. Don't think I'll fall for your lies if even a second.
Dammit you have to be difficult no matter what. Can't you see I'm not interested in you right now?
Guha! [Shock bolt]
Aqua backed away from the stall and Crim turned on the bed and put the serrated pillow over his head. The bed was queen size and he was calmly resting on the farthest left of the bed. Everything was inviting Aqua to have a peaceful night sleep, and it bothered her.
(She's not going anywhere, but if I am not in condition by tomorrow then that flare mage might get away. Seriously just let me sleep already. If you're so eager to be defiled, we can celebrate the defeat of the flare mage by having you thoroughly punished in the halls of that castle. I think a bottomless court jester costume will look great on her when I'll grind her on the throne. Hope they have a king costume laying around for me too.)
Hey, Leech you're joking right? You don't mean you seriously don't care about me even a little right?
She received no response, and it hurt her pride. She lay on the bed and began to stretch loudly. Her curvaceous body inviting him to take a look at her beauteous figure trough the thin cloth of the t shirt. But he couldn't see shit under the pillow. Aqua moved aggressively to his side and took his arm for herself. She hugged the left arm of Crim with her whole body, thights and all, but Crim still remained face down on the bed under the pillow. She pouted cutely.
(Does this leech really not care about me right now? How dare he ignore me like this after he has been so fervently lusting after me all this time? How dare he of all people ignore me like this?)
She hugged Crim arm tighter as her thoughts began to sting in her head. Her breast and thighs squeezed the very sweaty skin of the left arm from the silent man under the pillow.
(Oh, whiteness feather that hides in hay. By the blanket washed on Mr. Clean sweat and tears I'd cloud my brain and judgment in the septillion oblivion and run the pussy cause I'm running out of patience! No wait starts again. Steepness off the night that kiss the tomorrow and the day goodbye….)
[Pouts decisively] Hey, Leech the truth is. I'm wearing nothing under your shirt right now.
There was a deaf silence as they both hold their breaths. Aqua stared at the pillow headed body and squeezed harder to prove her claim with a cute pout in her face. Jumping in the air with arms and legs spread like a flying squirrel and a hyper loud and spontaneous war cry.
GOOD MEAL USA!
Aqua: [[GOD BLOW]]
There was a sound as if an explosion went off and Crim flew breaking the door of the stall wrapped in chains defensively.
YOU ATTENTION WHORE! DO YOU WANT THE D OR NOT!
What a vulgar and small man you are. I just wanted to make sure my sinner was genuine and fine, that's all.
Well fuck it because that wasn't a question. [Chain and drool spilling like waterfalls]
[[Sacred Spell Break]]
UUSELEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! [Monster Hunter roll]
Crim did a furious over exaggerated side roll you would use to dodge a dinosaur and completely avoided the beam of light coming from the goddess with space to spare.
That was a little crude for my taste. But it was super effective. Screw you goddess! That shit won't work on me ever again!
Aqua: You forget I can still buff myself even if you have the chain. Come so I can cool your head in my cold and divine knuckled—
[[Pain of the G Aphrodisiac]]
EEEEEHHH!?
Oh, you heard that right mouse! Even if you can take me out in one hit, I'd just need one lash to have you right where I want! TONIGHT, THE CAT PLAYS WITH HIS MEAL!
NOOOOOOOO! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
He-he-he he. He-he-he-he. HUAS HUAS HUAS HUAS HUUUUAAAAAAS! [Psychotic laugh, charges Aqua]
Crim charged at Aqua fanatically and the later began to pile as much buffs as she could while she avoided the chain lash. Crim took a strange marble out of his pocket and threw it at the goddess feet. The marble broke and the goddess inhaled the smoke and her pink raiment manifested to negate the ailment.
What the? Hey, it smells like lavender.
GOTCHA BITCH! [Swiftly steals pink raiment]
Hey that's mine! Give it back you leeeeeeeeeee… [Breaths a different smoke, paralyzed, falls]
Yes, at last, I win! Tonight is the night! All my hard-fought battles, I just knew today had to be a great day with all the ordeals that piled up, and now my goddess. [Pulls the last of the marbles and second in charm] Your judgment has arrived, and I'll declare you guilty and sentenced to the most unholy punishment your body can—
Hey, shut the fuck up!
Yeah, we been trying to sleep here!
Mask adventurer: You fools won't stop shouting for a damn second!
The stalls all around began to open as more and more adventurers came out to complain at the commotion.
Save me! [Paralyzed on the ground]
Impossible! You all left this place yesterday. None but us should be sleeping here.
Someone stole all our money, and we had no other place to stay.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK! THE SNOWBALL EFFECT!
Help me! [Still paralyzed]
Not someone. Him! It has to have been him!
Yeah! Who else but the rotten tomato would have a reason to do something like that? I'd bet he never reported an encounter with the blanket weirdo because he was never attacked.
Of course I did not. I had nothing worth stealing.
Silence befell the stable as Crim made an unbelievably good point.
It had to be him anyways!
The adventurers erupted in a yeah argument over the guilt and identity of Crim.
Big words from all you losers but I have no time to deal with you. So, scram back to your beds and if you hear something you can cry.
Like hell we will! You must have the money stashed somewhere, and I'm not letting you have your way with your girl while I have to sleep with my axe!
Brave words for losers who got their asses kicked by an unarmed man. Let's said I was said man, you think you can take me on with my chain on top? [Chain spills evermore]
Help me mister Crim!
Wiz?
Wiz came running inside the stables and hugged Crim waist in tears.
She's here. She's going to kill me!
Crim looked over at the door and saw a girl he knew well hiding by the door.
Sha! [[Lurk]]
I saw you, you imbecile! I told you what would happen if you tried this shit! But I'll deal with you later. Right now, I have to…. Hey, where's the marble?
Nerd adventurer: Hey, what's this little thing fo— [Drops marble, breaths gas] Fuck me sexy tomato!
The nerd adventurer jumped Crim and got lashed down. The rest of the adventurers began to whine and complain while pointing fingers and Wiz kept crying for her life while Crim could see Chris licking her dagger edge by the door. It was madness and Crim was seriously losing it.
I'll gut all you fuckers! I don't care. I'm feeling invincible today and I won't stop until I have my divine booty…. Huh?
Crim felt someone tapping on his shoulder. He turned to see Aqua standing behind him. Who immediately snatched the pink raiment from his hand and cached his right under her grip.
[[Sacred Spell Break]]
Silence befell the stables and the menacing floating chain fell to the ground. Aqua walked away and picked the fallen stall door off the ground and fixed it back at the door frame.
His chain is off now. Have your way with him. [Closes stall door]
Crim could feel the malice in the air and all the gazes of revenge staring at him.
FINE I'LL GUT YOU ALL WITH MY BARE HANDS! COME!
And the adventurers charged at Crim while Wiz cried holding his waist.
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