Title: Kaguya's Epilogue – The Rabbit Goddess's Silent Fury
Scene: The Sealing Chamber (But Make It Drama)
Trapped once more in her eternal prison, Kaguya's consciousness flickered through the threads of time—until she saw her.
That wrinkled, smirking, insignificant creature.
The one who had unraveled centuries of Black Zetsu's careful planning with nothing but letters and spite.
Kaguya's Reaction – A Symphony of Rage
· First Stage: Denial
"This… this cannot be. A mortal? A civilian with no chakra? No. No. NO."
· Second Stage: Incoherent Screaming
(Imagine the sound of a thousand rabbits being stepped on. Now multiply that by divine fury.)
· Third Stage: Existential Dread
"All my plans… my glorious return… undone because some reincarnated fan got bored with the Third War?!"
· Final Stage: Hollow Acceptance
She slumped (metaphorically, since she was currently a chakra moon).
"At least… at least she won't live to see the Otsutsuki come."
Then, with the pettiness of a goddess scorned:
"…I hope her reincarnation gets reborn as one of Boruto's filler villains."
Post-Credits Scene: Black Zetsu's Villainous Breakdown
Elsewhere in the seal:
Black Zetsu: "MOTHER, I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT HER—"
Kaguya: "SILENCE. YOU HAD ONE JOB."
[Cue Zetsu being used as a stress ball for the next 1,000 years.]
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FINAL-FINAL END.
(Even gods aren't safe from a grandma's wrath.)