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Chapter 7 - Chapter 4: Formal Introduction (Platinum Grand Alliance @横扫天涯)

Is it ambiguity or deliberate?

A lot of the men on-site started pondering the true meaning of this sentence.

It's like when Marilyn Monroe mentioned during an interview that she only "wore" Chanel No. 5 perfume to bed, many took that as her sleeping with no clothes on. (Note)

"You really are getting more and more worrisome as you grow up. Didn't I already ask for you? 'The Divine Palate' has a rule: it only critiques Celestar's baijiu and no other spirits."

Leo smiled gently but with a hint of helplessness: "You've been away for five years, and now you just had to come and pull this sudden stunt. Have you had enough fun yet?"

"Mmm-hmm-hmm, if you let me cut the line, then I've had enough fun. If you don't let me, then I haven't! And don't forget, my shares in Winters Spirits are no less than yours!"

"Alright! Running straight onto the stage like that, what else can I say?" Leo quickly compromised.

He couldn't help but give in, because he knew that if he didn't, the girl would have a thousand ways to make him.

"Allow me to formally introduce to everyone, beside me, the stunning, unrivaled beauty who makes the heavens weep and the ghosts cry, is the Winters Spirits' Wine Winters Ambassador, and also..."

Leo paused, then continued under the expectant gazes of the audience: "my twin sister—Artie."

Facing his sister, who combines the qualities of both angel and devil, Leo has always been helpless.

[Twins? Sister?]

[So they're actually siblings, huh?]

[If they're twins, then there's no chance of mistaken identity or adoption, right?ヾ(Ő∀Ő๑)ノToo good to be true~]

The people watching the live stream, as well as those sitting around eating popcorn, didn't express any disappointment over the suddenly missing big story of the year. Instead, they were all the more intrigued.

What does a twin sister mean?

This means Leo is still the National Heartthrob that countless girls adore, and hadn't become exclusive with this girl who perfectly mixes Lolita and devilish charm.

This also means that boys now have a "Devilish Lolita" to fancy.

Trading one story for two.

It wasn't a bad trade.

The on-site audience began to discuss:

"I've always known that Winters Spirits had a top-tier position for a Wine Winters Ambassador, but it was always just a nominal role and was never open for recruitment. So, this is what it was about!"

"The genetics of these twin siblings are really something, huh?"

Gordon Sterling's live stream audience started flooding the chat:

[Double tap 666, these siblings are double-playing! Amazing, Word bro...]

[Is this trying to sneak something under our wuli Sean's fame?]

The live stream fans quickly found the "truth" of the situation.

What was supposed to be a collective attack on riding the fame wave, was not met with much objection due to Leo and Artie being extremely eye-catching.

Those who were fans of both Sean Lowell and Leo, unhappy that the "National Heartthrob" could be taken away by the "Devilish Lolita," instantly forgave Artie.

The fans who switched sides lined up to flood the chat: [Our sister-in-law is an unrivaled beauty who makes the heavens weep and the ghosts cry!]

Gordo was left speechless: "Have all your consciences gone to provide long-term rentals for hornets? You used to claim to be Sean Lowell's fans, just under my name. Now suddenly my goddess is your sister-in-law?"

Fans continued spamming:

[ミ(ノ゜д゜)ノ Hit you! A nominal host like you doesn't deserve a goddess.]

[How dare you use such vulgar words like 'goddess' to describe our Devilish Lolita!]

[Our sister-in-law isn't interested in you, rest assured.]

[How strange, except for Gordo himself, it seems I could be a die-hard fan for any guy appearing in Gordie's live stream.]

Gordon made a great effort to roll his eyes, but since his eyes were too small, not many in front of the screen noticed his "killer gaze" tactic.

"Do you believe me if I say I'll shut down the live stream? And Gordie! When I grew to 300 pounds, you all weren't even born yet, so what's small about that?" Gordon threatened aloud.

[Go ahead, we're not the ones missing out on gifts. ヾ( ̄▽ ̄)Bye~Bye~]

[Don't struggle in vain, fatness equals small, small equals useless, useless equals Gordon.]

[Please don't shut it! Fat and handsome please don't be so cruel~ You have to believe, even if only 1 out of 99 fans here loves your chunkiness~]

"I'm just too accommodating, which makes me handsome enough to blast the cosmos, and yet I'm bullied by you all every day. Seeing there's 99% of love from you all, as a certified handsome guy, I'll magnanimously forgive you." Gordon exuded a sense of grandeur.

[Pfft~~~ 1/99=99%? You're really putting your math teacher in a tough spot, doesn't your conscience hurt? ╮(╯_╰)╭]

[Ladies, don't succumb to Gordo's weight. Without The Jilted's exclusive insights, he's merely a slightly fat host, don't pamper him!]

"My twenty million fans, do you think the ambassadorship cut in line was prearranged with Leo? If it really was a surprise attack, I'm afraid it might backfire! The Devilish Lolita might not really know our The Jilted at home." Gordon suddenly switched to a professional commentary mode.

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Note: Chanel No. 5 and Marilyn Monroe are mutually accomplished. In Chinese, the verb for using perfume is "spray," while in English, it's "wear," using the same verb as "wearing" clothes. Thus, wearing perfume doesn't conflict with wearing clothes. The idea that Monroe "wore" perfume and therefore couldn't wear clothes is purely straight men's fantasy of a sexy goddess.

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