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Chapter 13 - Chapter 7: The Wellness Punk Association_2

Artie was very angry, but more angry than Artie was Gordon Sterling.

Gordon Sterling expressed his protest by bailing out: "Today's live stream ends here. I am your host, Gordon Sterling. Gordon as in handsome, Sterling as in sterling. Certified by the national authority, Gordon Sterling. Two million fans who adore Gordon, see you next time on the live stream, goodbye."

Gordon Sterling cut off the broadcast before giving his fans any time to react.

This shameless attitude, truly incomprehensible!

Isn't Gordo good-looking?

Isn't Chubby beautiful?

Sean Lowell, who doesn't even have four ounces of meat on his face, can't even descend a flight of stairs, could he be more handsome than Gordon Sterling?

Is it handsome by last name or by first name?

Such a live room that turns black into white is not worth having!

Who says fat people have no temper?

Fat people have human rights too, okay!

Artie, across a glass room, gave Gordon Sterling a thumbs up from afar, just as Gordo looked up with a huff.

What's happening?

At first glance, a thousand years pass, and the goddess approved of my looks!

Gordo's face turned red in an instant.

Due to the thick layer of fat, the red inside did not reach the skin.

As Gordon Sterling exited the live room, the on-site event for China's Top 100 White Liquors of the Year also came to an end.

Leo Vaughn glanced around the venue, quickly locating Artie, and then ran over to find her: "There's another dinner later, do you want to go home and rest a bit first? I'll come to find you after it finishes, okay?"

"Who's brother Leo having dinner with?" Artie, who hadn't seen Leo in almost a year, aimed her universe-level capriciousness at him.

"Just the brewer and the main host of the ceremony, we're co-launching a new liquor in a few days, I won't be able to see the brewer after today." Leo explained why he couldn't accompany Artie immediately.

"The brewer huh?" Artie blinked her big eyes, using a sweet ending note to express her puzzlement.

"It's the wine taster of the ceremony." Leo quickly read the confusion in his sister's eyes.

"Where in the world would a brother have dinner with someone who just bullied his sister!"

"Should I decline then?" Leo, when facing Artie, felt clueless.

"No way! Just take me along!" Artie said while rolling up her sleeves: "Vengeance can't wait!"

Leo looked warmly at his sister who would rather die than not act spoiled: "You really want to go?"

In the charts of enduring the coyness prowess of The Devilish Lolita, Leo ranks right after Summer Fairmont, temporarily second in the world.

Artie nodded like a garlic: "Astonish the heavens and move the ghosts, absolutely genuine."

The combination of "astonish the heavens and move the ghosts" + "absolutely genuine" is the catchphrase of the Pouting Siren, Miss Artie.

"Wait here a bit, I'll go check on the brewer first." After communicating with Artie, Leo remembered that someone was still lying in the soundproof glass room of the yearly ceremony.

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For the ice-cold Summer Fairmont and the fiery Artie to become besties is absolutely thanks to the all-encompassing "The Wellness Punk Association".

Wellness Punk is a unique lifestyle for the new generation, advocating killing oneself while nurturing health.

The Wellness Punk Association is a club promoting an "alternative health" lifestyle, staying up the latest nights, using the most expensive eye cream, drinking the strongest liquor, yet exercising minimally.

Before meeting Summer Fairmont, Artie had developed a series of "unique" health recipes contrary to wine culture: Beer + American ginseng; Red wine + Korean ginseng; Whiskey + ginseng; Brandy + Codonopsis.

Anyone who can drink would never come up with such ways to spoil wine.

However, the emergence of this series of recipes has its special historical significance.

At that time, it was.

Artie, who had just turned eighteen.

Upon the arrangement by the newly appointed General Manager and Chairman of the Board of Winters Spirits.

Assuming the role of Winter's "supreme" Wine Winters Ambassador.

Everyone knew it was a made-up title, except for Artie herself.

To show off the "exceptional family heritage" of Winters Spirits, the barely eighteen-year-old Artie embarked on her fantastic ambassadorial journey.

As a Wine Winters Ambassador, didn't she have to be a little more "knowledgeable about wine" and "more sophisticated" than the average person?

Anything Artie produced, is bound to be "top-notch."

At that time, the father of the two siblings suddenly passed away, and the cause of death was questionable.

After discussing with their mom, Leo decided to return to the country alone, to wade in the murky waters of Winters Spirits, leaving Artie in Scotland to complete her studies.

This way, if something really happened, at least Artie in the family would be safe and sound.

Artie learned about her father's accident only after everything was settled.

Then, being left alone in the "safe zone," she urgently needed to find a sense of existence, hoping she could also do something for the family.

Thus, the "astonish the heavens and move the ghosts, absolutely genuine" wellness liquor formulas came about.

A Lolita face, a deceptive heart, is Artie's paradoxical unity.

If Artie were the only paradoxical unity, an association wouldn't have been formed.

Adding isatis root to spicy hot pot, taking double yellow lotus with boiled live fish, pairing honeysuckle with stinky tofu is how Summer Fairmont made her appearance in Artie's vision during this special historical period.

Artie, with her fierce social maneuvering like a tiger, roped in Summer Fairmont to form the Scottish Wellness Punk Association together.

Artie and Summer Fairmont have completely opposite personalities, yet they overlap highly internally.

One drinks contradictions, one eats contradictions.

Combined, they become unified.

The Wellness Punk Association is long committed to letting young people indulge in existing bad habits, yet evade sudden death through timely self-rescue.

Because the philosophy resonates profoundly with today's youth, the association soon showed signs of "global expansion" from Scotland.

Artie quickly called Summer Fairmont as soon as Leo walked away: "Summer, wait just a little bit, Artie's on her way to avenge your grievance."

"Waiting for you. Won't fall." After those four minimalistic words, the sound of a hang-up came from the other end of the line.

Summer Fairmont's coolness has always been inside-out, short for inherent cool.

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