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Honkai: I'll Just Expose Myself First!

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Kiana’s memories from her past life came rushing back all at once, and for a moment, she was completely stunned. “Huh?” 'I’ve been isekai’d?' 'Is this the Honkai world?' 'And not just any Honkai—it’s the Previous Era of Honkai Impact 3rd?' 'But somehow I’ve ended up with the script of the rich young lady from GGZ?' 'I’m so screwed!' Well, if I’m gonna become the Herrscher of Finality whether I live or die… Then… what the heck—might as well put myself out there first~ --+-- The Raws are: 人在崩坏,首先曝光我自己 Feel free to support the original author.
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Chapter 1 - Expose Myself First! - 1

"Holy crap!"

"Seven golds in a ten-pull!"

"Instant max Eidolons!"

"Who else can top that?!"

"..."

Inside a luxurious, spacious villa.

A girl abruptly sat up in bed.

Like a corpse rising from the grave.

It was 2:30 in the morning.

Instead of sleeping.

She was here hollering for no reason.

If the villa hadn't been so large, and if she hadn't been alone,

Someone would've been cursing up a storm by now.

Let people get some rest, damn it!

But then.

The girl paused, as if realizing something, and slowly looked around the bedroom she was in.

She gradually raised her small hands, examining them, flexing her fingers experimentally, as though testing something.

Finally!

Her delicate face shifted from dazed confusion to visible panic.

Inside, she was screaming like a startled groundhog.

Absolutely horrified, as if she'd seen a ghost.

'What's going on?'

'Where is this?!'

'...'

'IIIII—I'm a girl now? Who performed the surgery on me?'

'Huh?!'

'...'

Honestly, reaching down below—

The big dragon became a dragon pit.

Then feeling up top—perfect texture, couldn't stop touching. At the very least, development far beyond her peers.

Nice!

'Nice my ass.'

'Don't tell me… I've transmigrated?!'

'...'

Who could understand what the girl was feeling?

She used to be a guy, just pulling in Honkai: Star Rail, getting max constellations in a ten-pull, feeling like life couldn't get better.

And then…

Well.

Seems like the shock was too much, combined with overwork from overtime, so—he dropped dead?

'So… I really have transmigrated. Into a girl?'

Damn.

Still can't calm down!

The beauty clutched her head, putting on a mask of agony.

Was she upset about becoming a girl?

No…

Actually, what bothered her was that she never got to play that max-constellation character. At least let me take it for a spin!

Didn't even get to use it.

Just kicked the bucket straight away.

Isn't that a total rip-off?

Dammit!

'Alright… alright…'

After a good while.

The girl finally calmed down.

The good news was, she hadn't just transmigrated—she'd been reborn. After dying, she reincarnated, spent sixteen years as a girl, and only now awakened her past-life memories.

This body was hers.

Not a possession.

The memories were a bit messy from merging two lifetimes,

But she could sort them out if she focused.

She could straighten things out.

However!

The bad news was…

Her distant cousin was named Blanca.

This world had a celebrity called Eden.

And she lived in Shenzhou City.

'No way!'

'This is the damn Previous Era of Honkai Impact 3rd!'

'...'

Oh, right.

She remembered now.

Her name was Kiana.

Or, phonetically, Kianna.

Thank goodness it wasn't actually Kiana.

…But was there any difference?

Just like Mei in the Previous Era and Raiden Mei in the Current Era.

Or Himeko in the Previous Era and Himeko in the Current Era.

She and Kiana were practically identical!

If there wasn't something shady going on, she'd eat her hat.

Kiana scrambled out of bed, her fair, delicate feet hitting the floor, practically throwing herself at the full-length mirror.

Just to get a clear look at herself.

No doubt.

White hair, blue eyes.

She didn't know if this world had a Kevin, but she was definitely a 'Kaslana.'

And what terrified Kiana even more was that her usual hairstyle wasn't twin braids, but like the noble twin drill curls of GGZ's young lady.

If she hadn't turned on the light, dug relentlessly for answers in the middle of the night, and scoured the computer to put her mind at ease,

She would've genuinely had a heart attack.

After all, she'd briefly worried that if this wasn't the Previous Era of Honkai Impact 3rd, but GGZ instead, she might as well have put down the keyboard right then and there.

The Previous Era was tough,

But compared to GGZ, it was child's play.

Sure, the ideal would've been transmigrating into the Current Era to let the Paramecium carry her.

But!

The broken windows effect—those who get it, get it.

If she had to choose!

If she couldn't pick the Current Era of Honkai Impact 3rd, she didn't want GGZ either.

Neither the Rebirth chapter nor the Retrospection chapter! No thanks!

'Thank goodness…'

'False alarm…'

'...'

Kiana's hairstyle just happened to resemble the young lady's.

Even her family background was somewhat noble, that's all.

When she saw on the computer that she could search up things like Mobius, Fire Moth, or other elements unique to the Previous Era and not present in GGZ, at the very least, even if it wasn't the exact main world, it still wasn't the worst-case scenario.

That was a relief…

By now,

Kiana looked up—it was already around 3:00 a.m.

After the initial chaos of her memories returning,

She gradually settled down.

Accepting this life, she was a girl.

Even her sexual orientation remained unchanged between her past and present life.

In this life, her parents, grandparents, even the entire family, held extremely important positions in Europe.

The old Kiana never paid much attention to this.

Her family never really talked about what they did, what the family business was.

She only knew they were very wealthy and very powerful, that's all.

But now, with her past-life memories and using those game settings, storylines, and other details as reference, she could more or less guess some things, and it left her a bit stunned.

After all, if her guesses were correct… the recently established Fire Moth probably had seats reserved for her family.

And! Probably not just one or two…

Which meant,

If Kiana chose to go into politics in the future, she'd likely be able to join Fire Moth and become one of the higher-ups.

Moreover, knowing full well that this world had the Honkai, and knowing exactly what the future held, Kiana understood clearly.

Nowhere in this world was truly safe. But relatively speaking, if she had to find a somewhat safe place, only Fire Moth were somewhat reliable.

After all, other cities, other regions—they might not even survive the first few major Honkai eruptions.

But within Fire Moth, large-scale casualties wouldn't occur until the Tenth Herrscher made its move.

Aside from that one instance, it was pretty safe.

Besides, if she could really become a council member, with her family's backing, she could tease Elysia if she felt like it, or handle Mobius if she wanted.

Maybe she could even be one of the slightly smarter council members, helping Fire Moth gain authority earlier.

Then! Wouldn't she have the merit of supporting the rising power? She could just sit back and win!

No matter what, Dr. Mei would have to save her a spot in a cryopod, right?

If this era wasn't reliable, then just hop to the next one—go snuggle with the Paramecium.

See? Sounds perfect~

Doesn't it?

'Hehe…'

'Hehehehehehe…'

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T/N: While I am an inexperienced Translator, I have a Patreon! While it may seem empty as of now, webnovel will get 3 Chapters Every Day, and advanced chapters will be uploaded on Patreon.

It may not seem worth it now, but maybe in the future. Who knows!

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If you guys wanna check it out.