Chapter 37 - Ch35.5 23rd World Tournament Quarterfinals

The match between Tien and Tao began. They was holding still for like 10 minutes. TAO's chatGPT brain could not find a single opening. I think Shen tried to demoralize Tien to lower his guard but Tao's too damn slow. The robotic dumbass was getting read like a book. Unc was slowly falling for the ragebait. Tien dodged every attack. Gang almost got escorted out of the match but escaped by dropping his arm off and slashed Tien across his chest. Announcer said Tao lost but bro aint give a shit. He just wanted to smoke Tien after getting embarrassed. That shit made big bro lose all respect for Tao. Tao tried to go for another attack but bro's blade got snatched. Tao retaliated by dropping his other robotic arm off. HAHAHA! YOU'RE FINISHED TIEN PREPARE FOR MY SUPER DODAN RAY! Tao exclaimed. GO AHEAD! Tien exclaimed. SUPER DODAN RAY!! The attack reached Tien and gang lowkey yelled that shit away with a Kiai. THAT WAS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER! I yelled. HOW ARE YOU ALIVE? THE RAY WAS FLAWLESS! Tao exclaimed. Tien dashed up to him like Jiren and gutted him unconscious in one blow. He picked his ass up and dropped him off next to his brother. OOH I can't wait for our match Chi Chi. Feel free to go all out. I said. I will honey! She said jumping enthusiastically. CLAP CLAP CLAP! Oops sorry. She said blushing embarrassedly. Her shit claps when she jumps now, ON BOTH SIDES! What the hell!? I thought. You know what you promised me right Kakarot? Chi Chi said as the match started. What did I….. Oh shit. BEGIN! Chi Chi rushed towards me, attacking me multiple times with decently fast strikes. OH Kakarot I can't wait to cook for you, and have children and marry you! She said while attacking me viciously. OH WAIT! YEAH CHI CHI! Will you marry me? I asked, suddenly bowing while simultaneously dodging her kick. Huh? She said blushing. W ... .well only if you defeat me- I picked Chi Chi up while she was still flustered and threw her out of the ring. She tried to kick me off her but I didn't flinch. Wow! You didn't even feel my attacks! You're so strong Chi Chi said. So is that a yes then? Yes…..YES! I'M GETTING MARRIED YALL! I said before everybody in the ring started cheering. I can't wait till we get married, Kakarot. I'm gonna make you all your favorite meals after the training sessions we will have together. I also want to have a lot of kids. She yammered. Hehe… save it for the honeymoon Chi Chi. I said laughing nervously. Ohh… yes then I can show you the other skills I've learned besides martial arts. She whispered in my ear seductively. OX King did NOT teach her this. I thought. The next match started a little later and it was Jr. versus Krillin. Krillin used some strange new technique and caught Piccolo off guard but Jr. Started taking the fight seriously. He almost knocked Krillin out of the ring but he managed to recover in time by hovering. Yoooo Krillin can fly too? I asked excitedly. Krillin was getting rage baited by Junior and his tiny ass got caught in his cape but recovered. Piccolo elongated his arms and pulled Krillin towards him, nearly knocking him out with a kick. Krillin forfeited the match because it wasn't going anywhere. Yo Krillin, that was a good match broski. I said helping him up. WILL CONTESTANTS HERO AND YAMCHA COME TO THE RING! The announcer requested enthusiastically. Looks like it's you versus Unc over there Yamcha. Be careful though. I said, trying to warn him. I won't beat him too bad. Yamcha said confidently. He didn't see the smirk I did with my eyes closed as he walked away. Hero tripped and fell but accidentally kicked Yamcha in the liver. He recovered soon after and decided to end the match but he ended up guarding his face with his hard ass head hitting Yamcha in the nuts. Homeboy recovered and started getting ragebaited. Hero started teaching bro about perception being key. Bro got mad at the deception and whipped out the wolf fang fist. Hero blocked every attack and kicked bro in the same leg Tien broke. Yamcha tried going for another side kick but got molly-wopped and put on all fours. GANG LOCK IN HE'S PUTTING BELT TO YO ASS! I yelled. Yamcha got tired of the bullshit and wipped out a yellow ki ball. SPIRIT BALL! ATTACK! Yamcha yelled. Hero got to scrambling to dodge. He managed to hide the spirit ball in the ground to uppercut him but he recovered and hit Yamcha out of the ring. Gang stumbled out like he fell down some stairs. It took every fiber of my being not to laugh. HERO WINS THE MATCH! The announcer exclaimed.