Chapter 24 - Ch23 Island excursions

Hey Kakarot, what brings you here buddy? Master Roshi told us Launch and Krillin had the submarine so we waited patiently. Krillin informed us about some pirate treasure and master Roshi told us the story. I get that money and I'd be richer than Bulma and Chi Chi. I said laughing. Krillin accompanied us and we took off towards the dragon ball and pirates treasure but Bulma accidentally left the dragon ball at home. I knew we were forgetting something, I said sadly. We made it to the ocean floor and I searched for the dragon ball. We found out it was hidden in some cavern but the red ribbon army genuinely started booming our shit so we had to hit the gas. The red ribbon army attacked roshi's crib but Aggressive Launch and him had it covered. Meanwhile we got out of our submarine and the red ribbon dudes tried to follow us into the cave. We found the skeletal remains of a pirate thus proving the legend to be true. YEAHHHH I'M GON BE RICH! I exclaimed. We continued walking through the cave and we encountered booby traps. Me and Krillin hit a 53 foot horizontal vertical across the booby trapped enclosure. I used my power pole to get Bulma across. We stumbled upon some room with skulls in it. OH SHIT! I said before we fell down into the cave.POWER POLE EXTEND! I exclaimed before we could get caught in the lava. I extended us to safety before anything tragic could happen. Then suddenly I heard the general getting electrocuted from the other room. After walking a bit we found some underground port the pirates likely used. We were chilling then suddenly a pirate robot sprang out from the dark attacking us. That thing almost cut my hair off so I blew it up with a point blank kamehameha. Shiver me timbers, the robot added before self destructing. Krillin and Bulma went to find treasure or a command center for all this. In the meantime I stood guard until a self-destruct sequence in the cave occurred so I gathered Bulma and Krillin and we ran out. Unknown to us at the time General Blue was following us. We swam upon a treasure room with 3 chests but this dumb statue started throwing blades at us so I grabbed one of the blades to deflect the rest of the blades and chucked mine into its face. I opened a gold chest and right before the mechanism inside could open fire I grabbed it and shattered it in my hand. The blue and orange one had a key. I inserted the key into the pedestal of the statue and jewels rained from it into the chest. YEAHHH I'M RICH! I'm afraid you're mistaken I am ri- Before the muscular twink could continue his monologue I delivered a devastating blow to his stomach and poked him in his eyes before throwing rapid punches and kicks to his face and body. A right jab to his face, a left jab to his lung, a right uppercut, and landing a double legged side kick, Vegito style to his chest before flying behind him kicking him into the air and firing a Kamehmeha wave frying the bastard. FUCK NO BITCH, FUCK NO! I exclaimed. You ain't worthy of my treasure. My treasure. I said quietly. The place began collapsing so I shelved the treasure and the cool ass statue in a capsule and grabbed the two and escaped leaving the unconscious General Blue in his rocky and watery grave. Bulma, Krillin, go ahead I'll meet you outside. Imma go get that dragon ball I said. I went and grabbed the dragon ball and put the spare jewels and treasure in my capsule with rest and swam back out quickly. I jumped in the submarine with Krillin and Bulma and we abandoned the house. We made it back to the Island and relaxed for a bit. A little while later….. Sniff* Sniff* I smell a twink. I said seriously. I put my plate down and ran outside. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN. I said, staring down General Blue. I WAS GOING TO LET YOU OFF EASY BUT I THINK I'LL JUST KILL YOU! I said seriously. AHHHH NOT YOU AGAIN! The general explained before paralyzing me and running into the house grabbing a dragon ball and leaving in his vehicle. A few seconds later I broke the paralysis with a loud kiai. I'll go get 'em I said to everyone else before rocketing off to go get him. I chased the bastard to his grave in a mountainside where he crashed and exploded. I landed next to some weird short purple haired girl flanked by 2 green haired angel looking things. Oh shit, this is Arale. I thought, terrified. Piss her off and I could literally be sent out of this dimension. Hi, the little girl said while waving and smiling. Oh hi I said waving at the little girl. I flew over to find General Blue but the bastard escaped. Arale caught up to me which flabbergasted me. But she wanted to fly so I let the little girl on my journey to find the dude since he stole a dragon ball. I found his location and crashed the car he was driving. FINALLY, I CAUGHT YO DUMBASS! GIVE ME THE DRAGON BALL I SAID! Holding General Blue by the neck. He panicked and handed me the orange orb. Thank you, I said then, without warning. Chucked him into outer space. Thanks for all your help Arale, I'd love to stay and play with you but I have to go and find the dragon balls. I said before flying away.