We made it to Pilafs castle and I proceeded to blow that front door down. A bunch a bats walked by but I ain't flinch not one time. One of the pillars almost killed Yamcha so I lowkey whipped out the power pole and started swinging. We started moving more carefully after that little incursion. Apparently that wasnt enough cause Pilaf genuinely trapped us in a brick enclosure. Yamcha started jabbing the wall repeatedly but there was no dents. "Lemme have a crack at it. I said excitedly." I punched it a few times and a huge crack appeared on the wall. Alright looks like I need to make a bit more progress and we can- "Hello fools!" Pilaf Exclaimed. "Looks like you're having trouble getting out of my super reinforced steel enclosure. PILAF! I yelled. LISTEN HERE RIGHT NOW, WHEN I BREAK OUT OF HERE AND YES WHEN I DO CAUSE IT IS INEVITABLE. I paused. IM GONNA STEAL YOUR RICHES, YOUR CASTLE AND THAT FINE ASS SPY LADY BEHIND YOU CAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T TAP THAT. W…. What? Pilaf said awestruck. I AINT STUTTER NOT ONE TIME BITCH. I'M COMING FOR YOU. I said before breaking the camera. Everyone, get in the corner, I'm gonna blow a hole in the ceiling. I said with not an ounce of playfulness in my voice. KAAAAA. Wait, what is he doing? Yamcha said scared. MEEEEE. I don't like this. Oolong said nervously. HAAAAA. Uhh, master, what do we do? Puar asked frantically. Ooooh. Bulma said as a blue ball formed in my hands. HAAAAAA, I screamed before unleashing the turtle hermit ki wave into the ceiling and obliterating a huge chunk of rock and making a hole that led to Pilaf's location. AHHH, What the hell was that!!!! Pilaf yelled terrified. Right after he said that I emerged from the hole and landed in front of the trio. PILAF, I TOLD YOU DIDN'T I? I said in a crazy tone. Ah, I can still stop this, Pilaf said before trying to reach for the control panel. He was unlucky as before he reached it I grabbed him by his collar and chucked him out the window like a football. He went so far that he became a shining star in the distance. Huh, so that really does happen in the show. I said, interested. AH, what should we do MAI!? Shu exclaimed, terrified. MUTT, MILF, SHOW ME THE OTHER 6 DRAGON BALLS! I barked at them. The instant I said that, they both scrambled and presented me with the dragon balls while kneeling. Thank you, I said in a much nicer and happier voice with a huge smile. MUTT! Go find another master before I send you to another continent like I did that blue dwarf. I yelled at Shu. Shu needed no further guidance and scurried out of the castle. Mai, you stay, come here. I said in a soft voice. She looked less nervous than she did before but still concerned. She walked up to me and up close, her curves were just as noticeable and her tits jiggled trying not to burst from her coat as she walked up to me. I put a hand on her cheek and activated my ability while saying. You're beautiful and so much smarter than those other two; do you wanna be one of my wives? Mai started blushing and bowed to me while saying, I will not only be your wife, but I shall serve your every desire, what would you like me to call you. "Every desire?" I said while smiling devilishly. Call me Lord Kakarot Mai. Yes lord Kakarot. She obliged obediently.
Moments Later....
Kakarot, we're here, did you find the dragon balls? Yamcha asked. Yep, I did and one of Pilaf's goons agreed to help us. I said. I used my ability to make my lie to them and say "I did not trust that Pilaf had good intentions with the dragon balls. They are yours now.