A few days after leaving capsule corp…..
Mai dropped me off at Master Roshi's house in an airplane. Thank you Mai, that will be all. Go home and manage my forcefully inherited riches from Pilaf. I commanded. Yes sir. She replied. Is anyone home? I asked loudly from the front door after knocking. I hopped in the house tactically and silently through the opened window to see the old hermit staring at women doing yoga workouts on the TV. Hehehe…. One, two….. One, two Hehehehe. MASTER ROSHI!!! GET YOUR DOWN BAD ASS UP AND TRAIN ME. I yelled. IN A MINUTE!! He yelled back. I'M GETTING MY MORNING WORKOUT IN. GO GET SOME FOOD FROM MY FRIDGE OR SOMETHING KID. He yelled again. I did as he obliged since I was very hungry and thought it would be funny and petty to come to his house on an empty stomach solely so I could ransack his fridge. 10 minutes later….. Hehehe…. Good one. Master Roshi said after his show was finished. He walked into his kitchen and was too stunned to speak. There my fat ass was lying on the ground next to his refrigerator having raided it of all its contents. He could do nothing but watch with shocked stupor. I've been ransacked, you ate all of my damn food. He said, still stunned. BUUURRRRP….My bad…. I said. Why did you come here in the first place he asked, awestruck. Our hunt for the dragon balls ended and you said you would train me after my journey was over. Oh…. lessons. Master Roshi Said downcast. You must know my lessons aren't free kakarot. Master Roshi said sagely. Name your price, old boy. I said with a confident smirk. You must find me a beautiful young girl. Fine I said quickly. For the Lols and so the story could progress the right way I bought him the most chopped woman I could find on the beach. NOOOOO KAKAROT, I WANT A WOMAN LIKE THIS. He showed me a picture of a girl from one of his magazines. Ohhhh you want a beautiful young girl. My bad I must've not heard you I said before. I bought back a mermaid to pumpfake again because if I remember correctly from the story, she hit him with her tail after he- DAMN!!! I exclaimed suddenly. You good unc?! I yelled making sure Roshi wasn't dead. He was face down. I do not remember her throwing a mean left hook like that. I'm guessing the lesson was to keep ya guard up huh? I guessed. Y…..yes, Roshi said from the grass of his island still face down. Alright Kakarot, your next task is to bring me another- Yoooo Master Roshi, someone coming this way. I said, interrupting him. A few moments later a short bald kid that looked like a grown ass man somehow back flipped head first into the sand on the Island. "You must be the great master roshi right?" The bald man asked. My name is Krillin, ive come from a temple in the east and I wish to become your humble student. Please train me. The short bald dude now named Krillin asked. I don't train anybo- I got this for you. Krillin interrupted Roshi while pulling out a playboy magazine. The OG folded like a lawnchair and was nose deep in the magazine's contents. So who are you? Krillin turned to me asking. I'm his pupil, I said nonchalantly. So you like fighting? He asked. Yeah, that and many other things. I said not planning on alluding to anything. Krillin, Upon further inspection I will train you but my lessons are free. Krillin we have to find a bad bitch, I said no longer caring for the dialogue the 2 would have. Y...yes do that, I'll be inside getting read- reviewing the next lesson. He went inside after saying that. Get on my back I said looking at krillin seriously.
Moments later….
WOOOOOAHHHHH. Krillin yelled, holding onto my back for dear life trying not to fall off as I David Hasselhoffed my way through the water towards a nearby beach at subsonic speeds. Heh, don't fall bald nigga. Author's Note: I'm still black. We made it to a desert and walked in some wild west looking juke joint and they were genuinely letting off shots in that place so I grabbed Krillin and a table for cover. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? The short man exclaimed. Looks like they got themselves a shootout going on. I peered out from around the corner and saw a blonde woman holding an uzi blasting in every direction. Hot damn, launch looked sexy as fuck. I thought. She had on short tight brown pants showing off her hips and thick thighs. Up top she had some F cup breasts barely being contained by her green tube top. And a fat bubble butt sticking out behind her asking to be spanked. I'm sure anyone that did though would have lead inside them by the time they tried to walk away. She also had her signature red bow holding her currently blond curly hair since she had probably sneezed before me and Krillin showed up. Hey! I yelled before raising my hands into the air before she Swiss cheese my shit. Let's not do anything rash now, I said nervously. Launch paused looking me up and down before walking up to me. You're quite the hunk aren't ya. You're not from around here are ya? She questioned me. The name is Kakarot. Nice to meet ya. I said, shaking her hand. Krillin, she looks hot doesn't she, I said out loud while looking back at the dude. Y….yeah but Kakarot she seems a little crazy. I asked Launch if she wouldn't mind coming with us to confirm if my ability worked. I'll do anything for you hunk, she said in a flirtatious way. Krillin's mouth was on the floor, completely flabbergasted. We're going to Master Roshi's house and we need your help. I said before pulling out one of Pilaf's most expensive vehicles from a capsule. Mai taught me how to drive and I made good use of that when driving us to Master Roshi's house. Again Launch, I'm really sorry for making you do all this. I apologized. Don't worry handsome, im only doing this cause you asked me, and besides, im your property now hunk. Launch said all while looking into my eyes with a blush. I stared back at Krillin still blushing and the bald dude had an absolute gobsmacked look on his face. A little while later in our trip some of Launch's stray hair blew onto her nose causing her to sneeze. Ah....AH....AHCHOOOOOO!!!! Her hair changed to a blackish blue color. Oh….My….. where am I? The more innocent demeanor launch asked. You agreed to help me and my friend here get training from our master. I said going on to elaborate the situation to the innocent while making sure to put my hand on her shoulder to activate the ability again. Again I'm really sorry for making you do this Launch. I apologized. It's okay, you seem like a nice and trustworthy guy, plus I think you're cute. She confessed honestly while blushing. You were so brave and strong, saving me from those policemen. Oh.... neat. I said while blushing. Krillin just gave up and said. I'm gonna take a nap, Kakarot. Wake me up when we get there.
A little while later.
Hey Master Roshi, we got a girl out here for you, I said impatiently. Hey Launch, about those fake policemen- they were real. She said honestly. When I sneeze people say my hair changes color and I have a chaotic personality, she said while laughing. Oh…..neat. I said again shocked while Krillin had fallen backwards comically. I'm making you both my students. Master Roshi said while smiling perversely. Master Roshi started spouting some bullshit about "martial arts is good for your oily pours launch" but I offered to assist in helping in order for the plot to move the way I want to. I think it's good for you Launch, you will be able to defend yourself, I said trying to convince her. Well… Okay, but only because you asked me, Kakarot and it makes sense too, considering how strong you are. She said blushing while gazing up at me. From the corner of my eyes Master Roshi looked terrified. But I didn't want him to see me laugh so I played it off with a shy thank you. Oh…. Well thanks Launch. I said chuckling. Master roshi made us wear some maid outfits so he could bait Launch into trying a sexy outfit on. That fabric must've been less restricting by a large mile because her hugeG cup tits and fat dump truck of an ass jiggled with every step she took. Her fat ass swallowed the entire G string only leaving two plump jiggling pillows moving with every single step she took. Me and Master Roshi turned and looked at each other at the same time saying in unison, "DAMN!" A fly suddenly flew by and she sneezed again and instantly tactically surveyed the environment with plans of escape before she saw me and stopped. Hey handsome, you get what you was looking for here. She said before staring down at her fit. Oh, you dirty boy, getting my innocent half all dolled up in some Pervy Maid outfit for your entertainment, I can serve you some real entertainment. She said while strutting up to me sexily before capturing my lips in a sloppy french kiss. We parted from the kiss a few moments later. It was actually Master Roshi's Idea I said pointing to him. It was now was it? She asked angrily before pulling out a mac-10 and she genuinely just let that junk sing on Master Roshi. The smoke from the gun made her sneeze again and she turned back into innocent Launch. Oh my goodness, did my other half hurt you guys? Launch said with concern.