We kept on traveling and Bulma found some better clothes and bought some capsules. She looked really attractive in the arabian outfit. The white pants hugged tightly at her thick thighs and huge ass. Her vest did a poor job at concealing her huge EE cup tits and the white shirt did an even worse job at keeping the cannons from jiggling with every step she took. Some weird sentient bunny looking dudes pulled out straps and started pressing the town folk and started flirting with bulma so I grabbed one of the straps and pistol whipped one of them, for 40 minutes. Straight The other started blasting but that shit ain't shake me at all so I just beat his ass when I was done. "TAKE THAT TAKE THAT" I said after sticking my power pole up one of their asses. AUGH, BOSS HELP! The henchman exclaimed. A few moments later some sentient life sized bunny with sunglasses showed up in a rabbit themed whip talking about some "shake my hand" I sent the nigga to the moon before he could do anything crazy long story short. Author's note: I'm still black.
Meanwhile in Pilafs Castle…..
THAT MONKEY BOY HAS THE OTHER 6 DRAGON BALLS AND YOU TWO WERE ONLY ABLE TO LOCATE THE DRAGON BALL WE ALREADY HAVE! Emperor Pilaf exclaimed. Yes Pilaf! Mai and Shu replied fearfully.
Back at the car….
HELL NAW, IAN GON LET YOU WISH FOR SUM FUCKASS PANTIES, BITCH JUST GET SUM PUSSY DUMBASS LIL BOY. I screamed at oolong. I think kakarot should make the oolong, Bulma chimed in. Besides, I'm sure he'd make a wiser choice, she said while smiling lovingly at me. I'm gonna wish to gain control over some great power locked away inside of me. I said. What kinda animal are you kid? Oolong asked. An Oozaru, I replied. What is that some kinda giant monkey or something? Yes. I replied seriously. It's what killed my grandpa. Everytime I look at a full moon, I transform into a giant Ape with a tale and cause massive destruction. Local towns warn people not to go near it because it's dangerous. I want to be the strongest man on earth but it won't be worth it if I can't control that immense strength. I elaborated further. That's deep kid. I'm sorry. Oolong apologized. Yeah, I'm sorry kakarot. We will definitely help you get your wish. Bulma said resolutely. Thanks guys really. I appreciate it, I said happy again.
BOOOM!!!
I forgot about shu and his big robot.
HEY ASSHOLE, THAT WAS OUR CAR. He flew off with our dragon balls but I was on hot so I chased after him on foot and I wasn't that far behind him. I was too late because by the time I made it he was already airborne and too far up for me to jump. I ran back to Bulma. "Bad news gang, they got away, but wait, there's good news. I have a dragon ball. OH KAKAROT YOU'RE SO SMART! She said with hearts in her eyes. WAIT WE DONT HAVE A CAR, Oolong exclaimed. OH NO! Me and Bulma said at the same time. "H….Hey guys…. You n… Need a ride?" Yamcha said nervously while looking at me and then blushing when looking Bulma up and down. This bastard was ogling my Bulma up and down. Yamcha, this shit became personal. I'll never forgive you. I thought in my head. I call shotgun, I said assertively. D…Don't you think it's a little rude to not let a woman sit in front. Puar said, nervously. You know you're right Puar, I replied quickly, nearly cutting him off. Hey Bulma, you wanna sit in the front? I said while using my ability to influence her to sit in the back. "No I'm good kakarot, you can have shotgun she said with a beautiful smile on her face. It's decided then, I said while looking at Yamcha. Unlike goku, I had much larger growth spurt and was level with yamcha in height but I was a much more toned and muscular man then he. Yamcha gulped then got back in the far before starting it and we all soon took off towards out dragon balls.