One second, I'm watching one of my favorite anime, "Attack on Titan," then I am shaking on the floor from a stroke.
It's not that I was fat or anything... Even though I lived a relatively sedentary life.
The reason I died and now find myself in a black void full of titanic chains is that my EreXMika ship didn't fully sail. After finishing the manga and watching the anime in the span of 3 days without sleeping, AINT SHIT HAPPEN!
I get on Hianime to review bomb AOT bashing YAMS' bitch ass for being influenced by "Avengers: Endgame" and letting his addiction to hot, blonde, white women, self-insert into his characters, Infecting : DESTROYING, his Magnum Opus.
Then, when I was at the end of my rope, review bombing with a swarm of bots and DDoS attacks (to little effect) I seen it... Jean X Mika shippers... 'Ereh memes' 'tatakae mockers.'
Fading to black. In my last moments, I thought, "All trolls should die horrible deaths."