It's 1:01 AM
I am on my laptop scrolling through this thing called social media which the humans have created to show people their antiquities and get recognition.
That's when my Gmail pinges. From Ecchi Lord XV to Ryuto Kanazawa
My breathe chokes. The bread I was nibbling on gets stuck in my throat. I rush to the window and puke everything out.
Then I draw a long breath. An email from creator-sama himself. This definitely means that the readers are unhappy and have filed complaints against me and Sanroku.
Guys .Seriously.Did you have to do this? We have just completed chapter 3. Could've waited atleast a bit longer.
I reluctantly open the email. There's no point. Creator-sama will probably kill us both now. Probably writing the story itself.
WE ARE ALL DOOMED
On my screen I see
From: [email protected]
Dear Ryuto Kanazawa,
The response we have been getting
From the readers all across. dimensionsis pretty good. However there are some minor problems we have been facing.
The readers have been complaining that Sanroku san is a bit too vague. He doesn't give a clear explanation to things which is leading to some plot holes in the very the beginning of the series. Therefore, they are demanding answers to some questions
I have shortlisted the important ones and written it in this pdf
https://docs.infohub.org/2025/august/reader-queries.pdf
Please go through them and immediately shoot a bonus chapter which shows you interviewing Sanroku and asking these questions
Thank you.
Regards,
Ecchi Lord XV
I slam open the door to Sanroku's courtroom.
" SAN...RO...KUUUUUUUUUUUU"
He looks at me with a fazed look. He was coolly sipping sake from a cup when I entered.
I scream at him
" YOU BASTARD. YOU ARE GONNA MAKE US ALL GO JOBLESS BECAUSE OF YOUR AMBIGUITY"
He looks at me with puppy eyes and asks," What did I do?"
I scorn at him
" Ask me what you didn't do. We are shooting a bonus chapter at 2:00 AM midnight due to readers' complaints thanks to you being so vague. Get dressed in some suit or something. We are doing it like a formal interview ."