[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: Hehe, hehehe.
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: What's wrong with this kid? Why has he been giggling like an idiot all day?
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: Probably because he got kissed by the white-haired girl.
[The Owner of a Certain Video Store]: What? Someone's already off the market? Someone! Go get my FFF Inquisition Bishop's robes!
[The Trash-can King on a Certain Train]: He's not off the market, he just got kissed.
[The Kivotos King]: Exactly. It's just a kiss from a girl. Why are you laughing for so long? You're a disgrace to the Mo Wang name!
[Humanity's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: For real. It was just a peck from the white-haired idiot. The rest of us aren't jealous at all (sunglasses.jpg).
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: You, take off those sunglasses first! I see you guys are just jealous that I finally have a chance to get a girlfriend!
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: Someone, this guy must still be dreaming. Who has some pee to wake him up?
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: I'll do it!
[The Owner of a Certain Video Store]: Hold on, your pee is sweet. Don't let him get a taste for it. I'll do it, I've been a little stressed lately.
[The Trash-can King on a Certain Train]: Are all the members of this group this perverted? Count me in.
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: Heh, someone's envious, jealous, and full of hate. I won't say who. Just wait until I build my great Hyperion harem. I'll make you all so jealous.
[The Kivotos King]: It's just one white-haired idiot. Some people are so full of it, I don't even know what to say. Look at me, I have the entire Kivotos, and have I said anything?
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: You have the nerve to talk? You're on the verge of dying from overwork. Calling you a teacher is an understatement; nanny is more like it...
[The Kivotos King]: You scoundrel, don't try to sow discord between me and my students.
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: With all due respect, the "relationship" between you and your students is probably full of gunpowder.
[The Owner of a Certain Video Store]: Exactly. At least two pounds of gunpowder a day, otherwise it's not Kivotos.
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]:hiss hiss hiss That's so scary I inhaled two pounds of cold noodles.
[Humanity's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: This man is truly terrifying!
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: To be fair, aren't we all single here? If anyone's going to get a girlfriend, shouldn't it be me?
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: Are you referring to you, the ultimate sis-con who, after five years, finally met the first woman who was more than just a friend? (lol.jpg)
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: Some people have at least another ten years before they get a girlfriend. I won't say who.
[Succubus of the Ark] has joined the chat.
[The Strongest Demon King] has joined the chat.
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: Whoa! New members!
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: Wait, how did they get here so fast this time?
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: Forget about everything else for now. Newbies, hand over your red envelopes!
[Succubus of the Ark]: What's going on? What is this chat group?
[The Strongest Demon King]: What's happening? Why do I suddenly have a phone in my hand? These names look rather familiar.
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: There's a memory compression pack in the group. New friends, please remember to claim it first.
After the two new members claimed the system's compression pack, they finally understood everything.
[Succubus of the Ark]: So, I was blown to smithereens in the beginning? Jeez, that's terrifying.
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: Speaking of which, which world is this friend from? Arknights? Have you seen Ami-donkey?
[Succubus of the Ark]: Unfortunately, no.
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: Then which world? Don't tell me it's Ark: Survival?
[Succubus of the Ark]: It's NIKKE, bro.
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: Oh, so it's that kind of Ark succubus.
[Humanity's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: Crap, another romance pro has arrived.
[The Owner of a Certain Video Store]: Speaking of which, does this mean we can get the latest doro memes now?
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: What, our group is finally getting doro memes? Yay!
[Succubus of the Ark]: Gah, what are you guys even thinking? Why is the first thing you ask for doro memes?
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: What else? She's the number one most popular character in NIKKE.
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: Doro will conquer the world!
[Succubus of the Ark]: I'm speechless, family. Why is the first thing someone asks for doro memes?
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: What else? Besides that, what use are you to us?
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: Exactly, you freeloader. (Although I am too.)
[Succubus of the Ark]: Sob, sob, sob, the pro looked down on me.
[Humanity's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: Don't worry, this is a rite of passage for all newbies. You have to taste it.
[The Kivotos King]: Speaking of which, where is the other friend from? Why are you a Demon King?
[The Strongest Demon King]: Me? I transmigrated into a certain Shooter of the Year.
[Succubus of the Ark]: Shooter of the Year? What's that?
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: It should be Arena Breakout, right? It's pretty popular.
[The Slacker King of a Certain Hyperion]: NIKKE could also be a contender.
[A Certain Blond from Teyvat]: NIKKE is already taken. I think CS2 is also well-deserved.
[The Trash-can King on a Certain Train]: Don't tell me it's Snowbreak: Containment Zone?
[The Strongest Demon King]: It's TenkafuMA, dear.
[All the Mo Wangs]: What the hell? What is TenkafuMA?!
[The Strongest Demon King]: Just tell me, is it a shooter or not?
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: It's very much a "shooter", bro! Oh, no, master!
[Succubus of the Ark]: How can someone be invincible right from the start? Is that even allowed?
[The Strongest Demon King]: Actually, I wasn't invincible from the beginning. At first, I was also wandering around. But somehow, the more I fought, the stronger I got, and then people started calling me Caesar. And then, before I knew it, I was invincible.
[The Trash-can King on a Certain Train]: So, your real name now is Caesar?
[The Strongest Demon King]: No, my name now is Mo Wang Caesar. But most people call me Demon King Caesar. Only those who are close to me call me Mo Wang.
[Succubus of the Ark]: Crap, it can be like that? Speaking of which, being Demon King Caesar should be super strong, right? Doesn't that mean we're invincible now?
[The Strongest Demon King]: It's alright, it's alright. Compared to my strength, I think you guys will like some other things more.
[The Strongest Demon King] has uploaded: [The Amazing NTR of a Certain Blond Tsundere Miss], [The Life-or-Death Battle with a Sadistic Demon King], [The Perverted Training of a Pig-like Demon King], [The Unspeakable Story Between a Childhood Friend Catgirl], [The Superb Service of a Perfect Maid].
[The Strongest Demon King]: I think you guys might like these things a little more.
[The Savior of a Certain Human Order]: Holy crap, a god!
[Succubus of the Ark]: Today, I will fight until the heavens and the earth turn dark!
[The Kivotos King]: DAMN IT, FIGHT!
[Humanity's Strongest Martial Arts Genius]: FIGHT!
And thus, the newly joined Caesar Mo Wang's status immediately soared to the number one position on the Mo Wang power rankings.
And the Mo Wangs across the multiverse all entered a weakened state on the same day.
[End Of Volume I: Mo Wang's Bizarre Adventure Begins!]