We begin our Tale in a gas station public toilet stall that's filled with guts and is surrounded with candles and eldritch markings of unknown meaning.
A tiny malnourished child was in front of the unusual ritual chanting in a language that should not be able to be spoken by any mortal being. Nafl'fhtagn ya r'luhhor melkornat nafl'fhtagn ng c' na'ah'ehye hup mgn'gha. After chanting this line 3 more times there was a massive red beam of light that sliced thru the roof and went to the sky. The Child just prayed harder. The beam reversed back into the toilet with a mighty boom pushing the Child to the wall. As the Child lifted their head they saw a being rise from the toilet water they were pale as snow and hair black as coal. and their eyes the child couldn't look away their eyes were pure gold no iris.
{this is now from melkornat's perspective now}
I awoke after rising from the Waters of Creation to see a Blue Screen covering my veiw.
Congratulations
Your a Deity
+100 to all stats except Loyalty
Time is froze whenever observing the Deity System
I admit I was confused I was a Deity, what is a System I had so many questions but my first one I asked was what are my stats.
Strength +100
Charisma +100
Intelligence +100
Wisdom+100
Faith +100
Dexterity +100
Endurance +100
Vitality +100
Loyalty 0
The Deity System will not provide information about stats besides the stat numbers
Have a great day try not be killed its bad on my resumee
I just looked at the screen in shock as it disappeared and then noticed a tiny child looking at me in wonder. I spoke to the Child: Child are you ok. The Child responded with: Y' ah fine ya uh'eog Y' cant ymg' ah'hri ah geb ph'nglui front ot ya ya yaah ah Rathma. I look at Rathma in wonder and say: Rathma,You speak the language of the gods.it would be best if you spoke the mortal tongue so you do not be destroyed by speaking it too much. Rathma responds: I understand my Lord I will follow your Will.
Quest given: Protect High Priest Rathma at all costs
Reward: Joy
Punishment: Death
Reason she brought you into this world you better keep her alive
I look at the Quest and back at Rathma and back at Quest and say : Fair. Rathma i shall protect you with my life, you brought me into this world the least i can do is protect you now come lets see whats outside.Rathma and I walk to the door where we hear banging on the door. I catiously open the door. I see a rotten crawler zed who looks at me and i look at it and i say: move to the right. it looks at me in annoyence and flips me off and moves to the left and then moves back then looks back at me and grins like saying there i moved.i go back inside facepalming.
out of nowhere i get a new quest
Quest option: Kill the unloyal Zed
Reward : New System Modules
Penalty: New Title Pansy God
Y/N
I click yes.