1. So Apparently I'm On Trial Now
Let's review.
In the last 48 hours:
I was hug-attacked by my alleged future daughter.
My entire harem started a civil war over a bunny hoodie photo.
And now I was standing in a glowing courtroom inside a time rift—being prosecuted by an emotionless girl in silver armor who claimed I'd "polluted the timestream with romantic indecision."
"Order in the chronocourt!" shouted a three-eyed judge with a space monocle.
I raised my hand. "Can I… get a lawyer?"
Airi appeared in a tiny judge wig. "I'll represent him. I've studied twelve variations of interdimensional romance law."
"I change my mind. I want to defend myself."
2. The Charges: "Excessive Romantic Entanglement"
A hologram flickered on.
A slideshow began.
Slide 1: Me falling on top of Sayuri in a classroom.
Slide 2: Luna sleeping on my shoulder during a field trip.
Slide 3: Lilith licking whipped cream off my cheek "for reasons."
Slide 27: A karaoke night where Mizuki whispered "accidental fiancé" while drunk on soda.
Slide 52: Ayaka and I holding hands in a dream sequence that may or may not have involved demon contracts.
"…Okay, that one wasn't real," I muttered.
The prosecutor pointed dramatically. "Kazuki Arata, your indecisiveness threatens the balance of causality! You must choose one destined future—or face complete deletion!"
Airi turned to me and whispered, "Just pick the hottest one."
"AIRIIII—"
3. The Plot Twist Wedding Proposal
Suddenly, a glowing portal opened.
Out stepped a woman wearing a bridal uniform made of white flame and moonlight. Her hair flowed like liquid time.
"Kazuki," she said, with eyes like stars. "I'm your wife. From Timeline 942-Beta."
I blinked.
"Are you… real?"
She smirked. "Wanna see our marriage certificate?"
She tossed a scroll.
I caught it.
It read:
"Marriage approved by the Bureau of Emotional Paradoxes. Groom: Kazuki Arata. Bride: Confidential until Chapter 50."
I screamed.
Luna fainted.
Sayuri unsheathed a dagger.
Ayaka pulled out a wedding dress.
Lilith summoned a demon flower girl.
4. The Ceremony of Doom
"Do you, Kazuki Arata, take this mysterious timeline bride to be your lawfully wedded waifu across all possible futures?"
"…Wait, no one told me this was legally binding!"
Airi gave me a thumbs up. "Just go with it. You always do."
The judge slammed the space gavel.
⚡ "By the power of broken timelines and suspicious romantic pacing, I pronounce you accidentally married!"
Trumpets.
Confetti.
Luna yelling "WHAT THE HELL?!"
5. The Aftermath (AKA Everyone Hates Me Again)
Back at school the next day:
Rumors exploded.
My name was now trending on "Websnitch" under the tag #InterdimensionalPlayer.
My locker had a bouquet of wedding knives.
Mizuki: "We need a strategy."
Sayuri: "We need a restraining order."
Lilith: "We need blood."
Ayaka: "…We need wedding cake."
And Airi just passed me a "Welcome to Eternal Matrimony" mug.
"Why?" I croaked.
She grinned. "Because this story hasn't even hit Act Two."
6. Kazuki's Internal Breakdown (Episode 931)
I lay on my bed, staring at the ceiling.
Married.
To someone I can't even identify yet.
With at least six girls now plotting both my death and eternal devotion.
My phone buzzed.
It was a text from the mystery bride.
"Don't worry, darling. I'll reveal my identity…
…when you're ready to remember me."
"What the absolute—"
End of Chapter 20
✅ Call to Action:
💒 Who do YOU think the future bride is?
💥 Should Kazuki try to annul the timeline marriage, or embrace destiny (and survive the harem war)?
🔥 Stay tuned for Chapter 21 – "The Sports Festival Where All My Exes Declared War (And I Forgot My Gym Clothes)"