I looked around and thought, 'Welp this isn't my bathroom…' my eyes panned over my environment that looked strangely familiar.
Everything is made of metal and there is this glowing crystal that almost looks like blood vessels.
That's when I saw it…a colossal robot of epic propositions…I looked down and realized that I'm standing on the palm of it's hand.
'Oh fuck…it's happening…' The realization settled like a stone in my gut.
Using probably a bit too much snippiness I started speaking.
"So wait a second before you start this cliche process, I died and I'm getting wishes or some sorta power up, am I right?" I asked while looking at the glowing colossal robot…no Cybertronian in front of me.
"Yeah, you did die. And it was a pretty damned embarrassing death too." The big shiny robot responded back to my question, with a soft chuckle carried in his voice.
It surprises me how human-like it sounded.
Pushing aside my rising anger at being mocked by Mr Glowatron, I calmly asked him, "And how did I die?"
"By stepping on a tiny tubular shampoo bottle like at a fancy hotel, it caused your right foot to fly out in front of you and your body to fall backwards." Glowatron says to me his voice picking up a more amused tone the more he speaks.
"The way you fell your head hit the toilet, not only snapping your neck and braining yourself in the process." Glowatron continues to speak, while I'm still trying to process that information. "You should have seen how your body was squirming around on the floor when I found you!" He continued to say before bursting into an obnoxious bout of laughter.
"Hey it's not my fault some jackass decided to leave the damned thing on the floor!" I shouted back in frustration as if hearing how I died wasn't mortifying enough as it was, but add on the fact that this being was openly laughing and mocking how I died, was just too much.
This shut dickhead Glowatron up for a bit and after a beat or two of silence, I asked.
"So what now?" At my sudden question, the being's face turned serious. "Well, the reason I killed you is because I was bored, and no, I am not going to look at you like you're my toy. You will actually be something special to me." He said in a serious tone, especially at the end.
"Wait you fucking put that Shampoo bottle in my path! What the fuck, man!" I shouted at Glowatron and kicked at his massive palm.
"Yes, yes get it out of your system little one…either way it does not change anything." The tone in Glowatron's voice was infuriating, but after a few seconds and a futile angry huff I calmed down and glared at Glowatron.
"I'll get to the point, which is that you will be going to the Transformers cinematic Bayverse with five wishes!"
'Wait what…Awesome gonna get me some Mikaela and some sexy analyst not to mention a little bit of Carly…oh don't forget Vivian on the side!' Perverted thoughts ran throughout my mind.
"Ok," I responded with acknowledgement maybe a little too quickly, why because I always wanted to be in the Transformers universe and now the opportunity has come.
"Wait, you aren't complaining…the media from your universe paints it as a common trope in these sorta things." He stated with a tone that revealed his surprise.
"Nope, you should have led with. Hello, I'm Primus or Pussycron and you're getting to go to your favorite universe." The colossal bot that I'm pretty sure is Primus makes a sound that sounds very much like an amused snort.
"Not to mention the whole five wishes part. That's just not something to complain about…let's get this ball rolling, should we start with the wishes? I have some in mind that I don't want to forget." I asked in an excited, energetic manner.
"Let us proceed, with these proceedings there is just one small cavet…your base form must be that of one of my many children." He said warily.
"Okay…I mean I wasn't going to wish to be some weak fleshy person in a universe with Cybertronians…for my first wish let's cover my back story. I want it to be that I was once the King of the Cybertron and the Knights were once my loyal warriors. Who aided my wife in her betrayal and imprisonment of me. My wife/Queen is Quintessa, who designed and programmed a prison ship that was a fortress both inside and out. That ship itself was hell bent on keeping me prisoner so that I could not unite the Cybertronians and the various offshoots of Cybertronians that originate from the golden age of Cybertron's society from Cybertron's colonial planets. Against the threat of Unicron. I am finally freed from my imprisonment by a mercenary/scavenger faction of Cybertronians who discovered my once glorious prison vessel, a now near derelict husk having run out of Energon."
"Hmm, an interesting addition…" Primus hummed deeply intrigued by such an origin.
'Heh, my shitty fanfiction writing skills are coming in clutch…'
"Second, I want all of the baseline abilities all Cybertronians were shown to have in the First Generation cartoon."
"Hmm, you intend for this to carry things like size shifting and in born energy weapons like Megatron's mace and Optimus's axe…among the other abilities such as flight…very well I will count this as one wish since you are meant to be powerful, being the former King of Cybertron."
"My third is that I am able to take on a fully functional human form."
Primus raises his eyebrow…opticbrow at me, "What? I'm still a red-blooded American male at heart." I defended myself before shyly looking down at the palm of Primus's hand.
"I will give you this…only because I do not like Sam Whiteichey very much. He destroys what amounts to my beating heart to kill Megatron."
"My fourth wish is that I am able to cloak myself from detection by even you and Unicron due to either a piece of technology small enough to wear on my person in any form or an innate ability."
"Hmm, interesting…very well you may have this as well."
"As for my final wish, if possible I would like the ability to travel to other worlds…"
"Hmm, all of these can be granted, and your first wish intrigues me more than any other…I take it that you do not wish to be a part of the combining ability of the knights but become something Metroplex sized when you take the gloves off fully and go all out." At Primus's question I rapidly nodded my head up and down.
"Yup, that's perfect…" I replied back quickly.
"Now tell me why you would want the ability to travel to other worlds meaning things like the MCU or various other works when you seemed so happy to be going to the Bayverse."
I sighed at Primus's question, "The truth be told Primus once you reach the end of the Bayverse…there really isn't much left that I wish to be a part of. The ability to travel to other worlds will keep me occupied and loving/living life to the fullest, if it's not something you wish to grant me that's fine and I accept that you are already being pretty damned awesome by giving me as much as you are you could have dropped me somewheres nasty with nothing." I admitted to Primus honestly feeling no need to lie.
"Ok, since we are done with wishes let's move onto your appearance. Now remember you were a king so you've got to design something with a natural aura and look badass while fighting."
"Um, I can't really describe it, but I have an image in my head…can you just take inspiration from the image in my mind?" I asked, while feeling a little embarrassed at the fact that I couldn't describe the design that I have in my head to him.
"Sure, no problem. Ooo, the classic black and gold coloring…nice."
"Thanks, and you have it so that the optics are a gold to golden orange, right?" I asked tensely as I wanted the image I have in my head, not just someone's interpretation of it.
Primus chuckled and nodded to me in confirmation.
"Now do you want to arrive on earth before the first movie starts, or…?" Primus asked me and I found myself thinking about his question.
"Hmm, before the movies start but not long before they start, maybe a year or half a year before they begin." I said to Primus, who nodded in acceptance of my request.
"Very well then now as for the memories of when you were the King of Cybertron those will be integrated when you wake up in your new world." He said calmly as I went to ask him another question.
"Okay then…I guess it's time to get this show on the road, huh?" I asked and Primus nodded then my spectral form started to glow.
"Yes little one, our time together has come to an end for now. Do enjoy your new life, child. Oh and don't worry about trying to please me, just live your life how you please." Primus said solemnly, and with that I was whisked away from Primus, blacking out in the process.
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Primus PoV
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"Well then, little one, you've gotten an opportunity that you have always wanted. I only hope that you follow through on the full detail of the wish you made to me back a few months after that movie released about saving Jazz and the others from themselves and the machinations of my brother's twisted mind." Primus murmurs softly.