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Naruto: Diddler

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Guy gets scammed with a not so standard system
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Chapter 1 - I'm what!!??

You know the usual drill, got hit with a truck, met a suspiciously generous R.O.B who said he could send me to any anime universe. I of course choose the Naruto world. I mean chakra and jutsus had always interested me, so I chose it right away.

Before I could ask for the type of system I was being given, I was dragged and stretched into a line?? Then I lost consciousness, the next thing I know is that I'm in the body of a civilian shop owner in Konoha.

I mean, I've nothing wrong with such a start, I could always build up myself or just survive through my meta knowledge alone, but I could be more, better, stronger with my system. Speaking of system, "System Start!"

 

<|Diddler System| Now Online and Ready For Use>

"The What!!"

Okay I need to calm down, maybe it's just a trick by that R.O.B to get a laugh out of me. Yeah that must be it. "System Functions"

Yeah no, that sounds extremely suspicious, I might as well live out my life in Konoha. I mean what's the need to be strong when with my meta knowledge, I could just live peacefully in this life. I have my own grocery store which earns more then enough for me to live by.

Anyways, Inventory by itself is already a perfect and depending on the situation, a very good cheat all by itself. While thinking about all of this, I had already opened my store and set up the items for sale in the stalls and walked behind the counter and waited for the first customer of the day.

Seeing as no one was coming, I called up my Status, "System Status"

Hmm, I'm going to ignore the victims part for now and see what the stolen traits part is about.

"System Help Status Stolen Traits"

Well that was very helpful, rolling my eyes, I focused on the avatars part next.

"System Help Status Avatars"

Again not much of a helpful bit. Then I might as well see what the victims one is all about, maybe the system still has a more non suspicious function and it's just named funny.

"System Help Status Victims"

Never mind, a normal civilian life feels just right, now. Sigh, a chance to go to any anime universe and I had to choose the one heavily influenced by bloodline, my current body doesn't even have ninjutsu experience. 

Just as I was about to go on a tangent, I heard the bell of the shop door being opened and jolted to look at the customer that had walked in. I would have usually just stayed behind the counter and minded my own business by reading a book but then the system just had to ring a notification.

Oh no you're not, "System Shutdown"

Well there goes my good civilian life, I felt like crying.

I'm doomed!!