It was another average day in MURICA 🦅💥🇺🇸🦅💥🇺🇸🦅💥🇺🇸, and Michelle and co. had been invited to the office of a multimillionaire hotshot movie director named Christaroo Nolaroo.
"Okay, so Michelle, how would you feel about playing yourself in a Michelle biopic? I'm gonna call it Life: Of Michelle and it's gonna kickstart my new Michelle Cinematic Universe (MCU)"
"Yay! A movie!" Michelle said. "Let's do this guys!!"
Cut to a giant awesome set with a big ass green screen.
"Wow, this is like that one Minecraft mod with the camera and movie props." Foivos said.
"Our movie will have enough personality to rival me himself." Personality Guy said.
"Is there any alcohol on set, boss?" Al Coholic asked Nolaroo.
"Actually we're going to need you to revert to Mark Eacher for a bit. It's in the script." Nolaroo said. Al Coholic went 🤯, and reverted to Mark T Eacher.
"Thanks for coming on such short notice Admiral President God." Nolaroo greeted God who had just materialized in the set.
"Seeing as we're missing a cast mate, and since we can't use this tombstone, we want you to play the role of glazer girl. What do you say?"
"Aigh" Admiral President God replied. Nolaroo said "hooray" then threw glazer girl's tombstone far far away, destroying it and her memory into one unfathomabillion pieces.
God then took a look at the script.
"I'm not reading this out loud. This movie is a farce." He said, then disappeared into nothingness.
"Okay Fatman, you're crucial, so I need you to say the most punchable thing you can think of." Nolaroo coached Fatman.
"Okay... Did you know that vaporeon-" Fatman tried to say, but before he could even finish the first tenth of the yap, Nolaroo couldn't contain himself and punched him unconscious.
"Perfect, keep it up."
After that, Nolaroo gave Penis a list of racial slurs to memorise, which he actually already knew by heart, and gave Dave the Dyanosawre a very inspirational speech to recite.
He wasn't very impressed with the performance seeing as he doesn't speak in Ryawres.
He didn't tell Michelle to do anything because let's face it he's barely a character.
"Okay then, chat, it should be done by December of this year!!" Nolaroo announced
After 69420*10^e years, and and equal amount of Minecraft mods for Foivos to try and include in the movie, it was complete
"I NEED ALCOHOL!!" Al Coholic said.
"This reminds me of a Minecraft mod" Foivos said.
"This is brimming with personality" Personality Guy said.
"Ryawre" Dave added
Fatman didn't add anything because he was on life support after being punched so many times in the face.
"Hey, Where'd Mr. Nolaroo go?" Michelle asked.
Unbeknownst to them, Christaroo Nolaroo had fucked off halfway into production to join seven 18+ furry roleplay servers.