It was another Regular day in MURICA🦅🇺🇸💥🦅🇺🇸💥🦅🇺🇸💥 and president God was gonna make an announcement.
"Hey guys, God here, and i've come bearing sad news..." God said. "Being president is so much work, especially the part where i waged war against Liechtenstein, so i'm officially retiring from being God. Instead, i'll be replaced by this here kid named Koulis!"
Koulis then walked next to him and dramatically said "Τι κανιες γαμω την αχρηστια σου!"
"This has gotta be the single worst april fools joke in the history of the planet." Foivos said. "You should phave gotten tips from one of the 92387429347 april fools minecraft updates."
"You're the single worst joke in the history of this entire book, fucking dumbass" God said.
"Φυγε απο μπροστα μου, ασχημομουρη, μπαγλαμα!" Koulis said.
"That's all for today folks!" God said and then did the rest of His outro i'm too bored to write.
"Man the world sure is strange" Michelle said.
"God should've made Donald Trumpet god ffs." Penis said.
"Didn't he detonate in chapter 5?" Al Coholic asked.
"Skibidy Rizzmas!" Fatman agreed.
"ΟΡΦΑΝΟ!" Koulis said and then Al started brutally maiming Fatman again.
"This kid has almost as much personality as me, George Personality." George said.
"Εχεις αυτισμο στα δαχτυλα, καρκινο στον εγκεφαλο και αναπηρια στα ποδια." Koulis said.
"So is the chapter gonna end already or what?" Foivos asked. "I have 84903840809234 new minecraft mods to play.
"What you guys want from me??" Koulis asked.
After that, Leo, AKA Me, the writer and narrator appeared.
"This sucks so fucking bad bruh, why did i ever think i had material for more than one joke?" I said.
"Πουστη, μπασταρδε, φυγε απο μπορτσα μου, ασχημομουρη, μπαγλαμα, μπασταρδε, πουτανας γιε παιδη φυγε!" Koulis said.
"Okay God, you're back from retirement." I said. "You're the only good character in this farce anyway."
"Ah." God said.
"And as for you, go back to some weird sitcom." I said, and snapped my fingers. A portal opened up and Koulis was sucked inside.
"Τι κανεις γαμω την αχρηστια σου γαμω τον εκγεφαλο σου, ΟΡΦΑΝΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟοοοοοοο...."Koulis said as he was sent back to some weird sitcom.
"I'm never writng in this stupid book again ever." I said, then left.
"Well that just happened!" Michelle said, as the camera panned away, showing him, God, Penis, Foivos and Personality George standing around, as well as Al still maiming Fatman in the background and Glazer Girl's grave.