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The Disastrous Life of Saiki

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Chapter 1 - Meteor Crashing

The follwing story is made by me ,no offense to the creator of saiki ,this just a fan-fiction since i loved the anime of saiki.

### Meteor Crashing

**Saiki:** Good grief, trying to stop the meteor to save the world.

**Kusuke:** He did it. He got his powers back. Now I have someone to battle again. Should I tell him about the meteor? Nah, he'll find out anyway.

**Saiki:** I'm getting close to the meteor... Wait, what? (Meteor text shows: "Sorry for the prank, Saiki")

**Kusuke:** As you can see, Saiki, I just wanted you to get your powers back. I was too bored without someone to challenge.

**At school**

**Yumehara:** Maybe I should confess to Kaido now since the world might end. At least I'll be close to him, and we can go to the afterlife together.

**Teruhashi:** This world can't end without Saiki saying "Oh" when seeing me. He was looking at me closely today. Maybe that's a sign of love. Please, God, let us live.

**Aren:** Don't worry, Kaido. I'll protect you from this beast.

**Kaido:**Why do we have to deal with Mera now? She must have been hired by Dark Reunion to kill me.

**Mera:** Meat! I need more fresh meat, Kaido!

**Hairo:** 500 push-ups done. Now everyone, let's go outside and try to catch the meteor!

**Nendou:** Haha, this weather is great. It looks like night when it's actually day. Where's my pal?

**Toritsuka:** No, no, no, this can't happen now! I haven't found a girlfriend yet. Why today of all days? I even bought a high-quality p*** magazine yesterday. (Gets pushed down by someone.)

**Hii:** Sorry, are you okay? Toritsuka-kun!

**Toritsuka:** Ah! Satan, get away from me!

**Miura:** Hmm, why does no one have a death sign? Aren't we gonna die? Or did he get his powers back? (Looks up at the sky)

**Saiki:** (Pushes the fake meteor away) He's gonna pay for this. Let's get down.

**World News:** The meteor unexpectedly disappears into thin air. We don't know why, but we know that we're going to live a few more years now.

**School:** Yeah! We made it!

**Saiki:** Great, now I have to deal with all these screams.

**Saiki's Parents:** Kusuo-mon, Kuu-chan, we're so glad you're back and healthy.

**Kusuke:** I gotta get back to the lab now that someone got his powers back.

**Mugami:** Ah, what is this news? The Earth will be destroyed by a meteor? Please remain calm. Destroy? KOKOMI! KOKOMI! (Goes to school) Kokomi, don't worry. I will protect you from everything. Even if I die, you will live.

**Girl at school:** Is that Kokomi's brother? He's hot.

**Teruhashi:** Brother, everything is alright. The meteor is gone. (This is the most respectful way to treat him since I am the perfect girl with perfect behavior too.)

**Mugami:** Kokomi, give me a hug for this great news!

**School Girls:** That is the famous actor from the detective series on TV! (They go straight to him to hug.)

**Yumehara:** My plans were ruined. Well, I'll still try to tell him. Um, Kaido, I lo... da...

**Kaido:** Don't talk, Yumehara. I know.

**Yumehara:** You do?!

**Kaido:** Yes, I know this was a plan by Dark Reunion to get rid of me, and you all got dragged into this. I'm sorry for putting you all in this situation.

**Yumehara:** Oh no, it's okay...

**Saiki:** It seems a new story has begun for me. Good grief, I just want a normal life. You heard that, writer, right? Just make me live my best normal life.

**Writer:** We will see about that!