*The next day with Haruhi's first time being a Host*
"So tell me, Haruhi, do you have any hobbies? What do you like to do?"
"I'm curious what kind of products you use on your skin,"
"Yes, it's so pretty,"
'I can't do this anymore. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do,'
All three females in sync asked, "So why did you join the host club, Haruhi?"
"Ah..," 'All I have to do I get a hundred customers to satisfy Tamaki or Kyoya can bail me anytime. I'll just go with the flow for now,'
"I see your mother was sick and passed away ten years ago. Who does the chores around the house,"
"Well, I did them, and sometimes my childhood friend would come by with anything we could need; they would even make food when I wasn't feeling up to it or wanted a meal cooked by someone else; my Dad is a disaster in the kitchen,"
"Ah, your friend must care about you,"
"Yea, they do. I met them after my mother's funeral; they have been so kind to me and helped me through many rough patches in my life. I couldn't imagine life without them, really,"
"Oh, then it must be fate that you to meet all that devotion they have shown must mean that they also care for you,"
Haruhi lightly blushed at the thought.
"Awe," the three girls swooned at the blushing Haruhi.
"Well, they get along with my Dad too, and it makes me happy even if we have had a hard life since my Mom passed that they came into our lives and supported us,"
The girls were all hooked on Haruhi and 'his' natural charm.
"Hey, is it okay if we request you again tomorrow ?" asked the three girls.
"Yea, that would be great,"
*with Tamaki, the twins and Kyoya*
"Why is he so popular," questioned Kyoya.
"'His' a natural," said Kyoy. On the inside, he blushed at how highly Haruhi thought of him.
"No training need," said the twins
"Have you forgotten about me," said a red-haired student from the last part.
"Ah.. oh no, sorry, princess, I'm just a little bit concerned about our newest host,"
"Well, that's obvious, Tamaki. You sure have been keeping an eye on him,"
"Of course, I have to in training him to be a gentleman like me,"
Tamaki holds up his hands and snaps his fingers, a signal to call for Haruhi. Kyoya flinches slightly, not knowing Tamaki would make a loud sound with him so close. Haruhi heard the snap and was the only one to notice Kyoya jerking and decided to soothe him later.
"Haruhi," called Tamaki after the snap, "come here for a minute,"
"What's up," asked Haruhi after walking over.
"I'd like you to meet someone; this is my regular guest, princess Ayanokoji,"
"Ah" 'it's that girl from the other day,' "Miss, it is a pleasure to meet you," said Haruhi with her host smile.
Tamaki goes wide-eyed and red and starts swinging Haruhi around.
"That was so cute; the air of bashfulness was very good, super good, amazingly good,"
Ayanokoji tries to interrupt. "Umm, Tamaki,"
"Oh, you are so cute,"
Haruhi spots Mori senpai, remembering that Kyoya had told him he was on to help others out and was more of a gentle giant, so she decided to call him for help.
"Mori-senpai, help me,"
Mori understood immediately as a guardian and aide to Honey. His face went a bit more ridge at the scream for help. Gently Mori grabbed Haruhi under the armpits saving 'him' from the suffocation that was being caused by Tamaki.
*Kyoya's Pov*
'I'm thankful to Morinozuka for saving Haruhi. I would have hurt Tamaki dearly if anything had happened to Haruhi. I should get him some Natto and an old history book that a recently got, and Haruhi is getting strawberry cake,'
*back to Mori, Tamaki and Haruhi*
Mori has a lightbulb appear above his head with only one unlit light bulb.
"Mori- senpai, you didn't have to go that far; come on, little one, let Daddy give you a big hug,"
"I already got a dad; I don't need another one," ' also if you had squeezed me to your chest anymore, you would have to deal with a very angry dragon slayer,'
If you looked over to the table Tamaki had just come from; you would see Ayanokoji seething rage on the inside and plotting her revenge for Haruhi taking all of her beloved Tamaki's attention.
*loud splash from something outside*
*after club activities*
"Hey, what happened to my bag," said Haruhi, then turned to the giant window behind her, "Ah are you kidding me, but how did that happen? I didn't think there were bullies at this school; I guess their everywhere," 'When Kyoya finds out, all hell will break loose, and I will get pampered until he catches them, and I have a sneaking suspicion of who it is,'
Haruhi runs down the hall to get to the outdoor fountain. And passes Ayanokoji as she is running.
"Oh, it's you again. I bet you love having Tamaki making you over and fawning over you. It's useless though. You're always going to be a second-class citizen," Ayanokoji said, then walked away.
' I guess my suspicions were right; she probably did throw my bag in the fountain. I can't be bothered by that right now. I have to find my wallet, or I won't be able to afford food this week,'
"Hey, commoner, you've got some nerve skipping out on the club like that; why is your bag all wet,"
"It's no big deal. I got it," 'I just can't find my food money,'
"Hum," Tamaki decides to join 'him' in his search.
"Uh, Hey, you don't have to do that; you'll get wet,"
" Little water never hurt anyone besides you're always telling me that I'm dripping with good looks,"
Haruhi looks a little struck by that but shakes it off.
"Ah, hang on a second, this what you looking for," says Tamaki holding up his wallet with a wink " what's the matter, you're staring off into space? You're not falling for you anyway,"
"I guess I accidentally dropped it out the window at some point,"
Kyoya had shown up after Tamaki was gone and planned to get rid of that bully with a towel. Also, plans to go out after school has ended to get her a new bag, wallet, cellphone and textbooks.
*later during club hours*
"Oh really, that must have been terrible. Can't imagine what I would do if my bag fell into the pond," said the Bully girl / Tamaki's so-called princess Ayanokoji.
'Why did she request me when it's obvious she doesn't like me,'
"And you made Tamaki search that dirty old pond with you. How astonishing you do realize that he is a blue-blood and not a commoner, right? The only reason he is paying attention to you is that he's trying to turn you into a gentleman,"
'Whoa, this girl has no mouth-to-brain filter,'
"Don't start thinking he cares about you just because he's doting on you,"
"Now I understand you're jealous of me,"
Ayanokoji is shocked because of that statement. She quickly reacts and pulls Haruhi across the table, making it seem like Haruhi is coming onto her.
"Ahhh, no, Haruhi, leave me alone. Someone body help me 'he' just attacked me,"
"Huh?" Haruhi was now a little confused about this. Maybe Kyoya would explain this to her later.
"Someone do something to teach this commoner a lesson,"
Two pitchers of water appeared above the two and got poured onto them. By the twins.
"Why did you do that,"
Tamaki walks over and helps her, being a gentleman, of course.
Ayanokoji was breathing heavily. "Do something. Tamaki Haruhi just assaulted me,"
Tamaki gently brushed Ayanokoji's hair.
"I'm disappointed you threw 'his' bag into the pond, didn't you,"
"You don't know that. Do you have any proof that I did,"
"You know you're a beautiful girl but your not classy enough to be our guest, dear; if there is one thing I know, Haruhi is not that kind of a 'man',"
"But why Tamaki," she runs past him, "YOU IDIOT!"
"Hm, now how am I going to punish you because it is your fault? After all, your quota is now one thousand,"
"One thousand,"
"Come on,"
"Huh,"
"I have high expectations for you, my little rookie," says Tamaki with a wink.
"Huh,"
"This is the only spare uniform I have; sorry, but it is better than a wet one, right,"
"Thanks a lot, you guys. I'm going to go change,"
*After could activities have ended*
*with Kyoya*
"Hello, Victor, yes, of course, please go see Haruhi's father and ask him for some casual clothes as she has gotten her uniform wet and is borrowing one from the host club, and it is a girl uniform, so she wouldn't wear it, yes, okay, thank you, Victor,"
*now, with Haruhi changing behind a curtain*
"Haruhi, here you go. I brought you some towels," says Tamaki after pulling back the curtain.
Tamaki looks at Haruhi in her underwear and closes the curtain back up. The last bulb lights up and more lights up, spelling out the kanji for Girl.
"Haruhi,"
"Yea,"
"So you're a girl,"
"Biologically speaking, yes,"
"Ah ya ya ya," screams Tamaki
"Listen, senpai, I don't care if you recognize me as a boy or a girl. In my opinion more important for a person to be recognized by who they are than what gender they are,"
"Well, isn't this an interesting development," a sign appeared in front of Kyoya, saying he had known the whole time.
"Oh yea," says the twins as a sign appears in front Of them, Honey and Mori, that they figured it out along the way.
Tamaki is still freaking out.
"Ah, you know I have to say, Tamaki- senpai, you were very cool when you stood up for me,"
Tamaki went bright red with embarrassment.
"Now, I could be wrong, but this is the beginning of a one-sided love," said Kyoya knowing that Haruhi would never realize how Tamaki felt.
Kyoya was a bit jealous as he now had a love rival.
"Being a host and getting Fusted over by a bunch of girls might not be that bad. I wonder how I can pull it off. I've got it. I'll just call everyone dude and bro now," said Haruhi and then broke into laughter.
*After being in the car with Kyoya*
"Hey, Victor, thanks for picking up clothes for me,"
"Of course, miss Haruhi,"
"Kyoya, are you sulking,"
Kyoya turns his head. "No,"
"Okay, here, lay your head down,"
Haruhi offered her a free lap. Kyoy blushed and then laid his head down.
"I'm getting you a new bag, wallet, phone and textbooks,"
"All either used or cheap, Yea,"
"Yes,"
Kyoya blushed more if he had his way, it would all be new, but Haruhi wouldn't want that.
Victor hid a chuckle at his young master. Kyoya silently glared at him.
"Kyoya, what is to happen to Ayanokoji,"
"I had her expelled for bullying and charged for anything broken, and she will be flown abroad by her father next week to a boarding school in England,"
"Very well, at least you did bankrupt her family,"
"I didn't, but I was tempted,"
"Thank you, Kyoya,"
"I also made sure that you wouldn't have to serve a thousand customers, only added five hundred to the current hundred,"
"That is more reasonable,"
"With your current rate of getting new customers, you'll have them by the end of 4 and a half months,"
"That sounds good; now give yourself a break; your ears must be hurt because of Tamaki's loudness today,"
"Okay," said Kyoya, getting a head pat.