"Haruhi I want to warn you there is going to be someone transferring to our school she has proclaimed herself as my fiancée,"
Haruhi was shocked. "Do you know why,"
"No, she is one of my fathers business partners' daughters. I have never met her and don't plan on even being engaged to her."
Haruhi was relieved but why.
"Okay will you need help with her?"
"No she should be over her crush with me by the end of club time,"
"That's good,"
"Haruhi would you like anything after club time,"
Haruhi was a bit clueless so didn't fully grasp what Kyoya was saying.
"What do you mean?"
"Well um nevermind,"
Kyoya didn't feel like this was the best situation to confess, not after admitting that he had some fan girl.
"I'll be getting out here, I'll see you after school for club time," said Haruhi, getting out of the car.
"Okay,"
The door closes behind her.
"You were almost there, Kyoya-sama," said Victor
"I know,"
"So when do you plan to tell her,"
"Once I shake off this supposed fiancée,"
"Good I don't wish to see you two circle around each other anymore,"
Kyoya blushed; he didn't realize it was that obvious.
The car pulled up to Ouran Private Academy.
"Have a good day, Kyoya-samma,"
Kyoya nodded and left the car.
Xat the host clubX
"Tamaki my dearest Tamaki why are you so beautiful,"
"I'm hoping to catch your eye even for just one second,"
"And why is your voice so sweet and mellow?"
"To set your nerves at ease so that my true feelings may reach your heart,"
"Why are your eyes filled with tears everytime you look at me,"
"Because the sight of your beautiful smile causes the fountain inside me to start overflowing,"
"Oh Tamaki,"
X with the twins
"I think it's adorable that your wearing matching kimonos,"
"Our mother designed everything the hosts are wearing today if you see something you like we can take an order for you,"
"Our grandmother even helped us put them on,"
"But you know the only one who will be undressing you is me, Karou."
"Hikaru, you're embarrassing me in front of everybody."
"Oh, Ho, what a tender embrace,"
'Their up to that nonsense again,' thought Haruhi.
"Haruhi you look so cute in your kimono,"
"Almost like a girl,"
"Thanks,"
"Haruhi you booked another appointment it seems you've had a steady new flow of customers lately keep up the good work I'm not going to you interest on your debt keep this up and you'll pay it off though the rental fee of the kimono is nothing to sneeze at,"
Haruhi paled a bit but then when thinking of his words slightly blushed 'he is planning to buy the kimono I'm wearing,'
'Haruhi looks amazing in that colour I'll talk with the twins' mother later to see if she'll make a few more for me to give to Haruhi.'
"Hello Kyoya,"
"I can't get over how great you look in that kimono. Are you planning on releasing any more picture books of the host club?"
"Unfortunately, we don't have anything planned at present ladies,"
The twins pop up behind Kyoya
"But doesn't the club make a lot of money…"
"…From the sale of promotional items,"
"That's true but my usual photographer is busy and the one I hired as a backup their pictures aren't up to standard."
Kyoya shows the pictures are blurry and not good angles. The twins sink down from behind Kyoya.
'If it wasn't for Kyoya the host club would spiral into the depths of bankruptcy,'
"Haru-chan Haru-chan I don't know how but I lost one of my sandals," cried Honey.
"But you were just wearing them, weren't you?"
"Mitsukuni," said Takashi, kneeling down he putting his found sandal on for him.
"Takashi,"
"I noticed that you dropped it,"
"Takashi!" said Honey, tackling Mori for a hug.
"How sweet,"
"Isn't it,"
"Tears are popular with the ladies today but how are they able to cry so easily,"
Haruhi was backing up and bumped into one of the twins. A small bottle fell out of his sleeve.Haruhi picked it up.
"What's this?"
"For your information its common for a host to use eye drops,"
"No women alive can resist a man on the brink of tears,"
"That's cheating,"
"Oh don't be such a party pooper,"
"Here this is for you,"
One on the twins handed Haruhi a small box with a treat.
"This is for me,"
"Are you the cutest," said the twins.
"I didn't know you liked sweets Haruhi,"
"Well, to be honest, I don't really but you know I think it'll be a nice memorial for my mother,"
"Awe," all the girls looked speechless.
A wild Tamaki appears.
"How admiral of you such devotion to your mother's memory please Haruhi take as many as you would like," he started piling more in her hands.
"Lemme guess the tears are fake,"
"Huh how could you my tears are always genuine Haruhi being able to cry without the use of eyedrops is the mark of a true host Tell me do I impress you have you fallen for me yet,"
"You wish,"
"My romantic overtures do not seem to be reaching you for some reason perhaps I should add a little more panache to my character,"
"Huh,"
Haruhi noticed a girl just standing of to the side lines. Peeking from behind one of the fake walls.
"Looks like the host club has a brand new guest," said the twins.
"Come on in,"
"What are you waiting for watching from afar is no fun,"
"Please miss."
"Stop that how many times do I have to tell you boys to be more courteous to our first time guest please you don't have to be afraid my princess I welcome you to the ouran host club yes," Tamaki talking.
The girls slaps him right across his face.
"No don't touch me your phony,"
"Huh?"
"Huh ha what do you mean I'm phoney,"
"Just what I said you phony I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character of this host club you shouldn't go spreading your love around so easily like that you stupid you must be a dimwitted narcissist your incompetent your a commoner your disgusting,"
All those word hit Tamala like arrows and electrocuted him. and falls back ward in slow motion.
"He's created a new technique,"
"One man slow motion,"
" don't suppose you are.."
"It's you Kyoya,"
She throws herself at him stepping atop Tamaki. Kyoya is a bit stunned at her affection with someone she had never met. Kyoya carefully peels her off of himself making it seem as if she was doing it of her own volition.
"Oh how I've longed to met you my one and only Prince Charming,"
xxx after clubxxxx
"Your fiance,"
"Kyoya senpai,"
"Of course I'm transferring here my name is Renge Houshakuji I'm joining class 1A tomorrow,"
"Why is he sulking,"
"Because mommy was keeping a secret from Daddy,"
"Whatever why does everyone insist on referring to us like we're husband and wife,"
"Oh it's a story of love at first sight I couldn't resist the way you were adoring those flowers in the backyard when you thought no one was looking and how sweet it was when you reached out that poor injured kitten,"
"She serious,"
"Could you have the wrong person,"
"No way i could recognize my love any where…" (she continues on it get hard to write it all out)
Everyone blanks at the end of her rant not know who she is talking about.
"Oki,"
"Doki,"
"Otakoi,"
"Otakoi,"
"?"
"I never seen one,"
"I get it now your in love with that character your projecting that love onto me and deluded yourself into thinking we are engaged I assume this character your fascinated with wears glasses as well,"
"So she made it up your not really her fiance,"
"Well no I don't remember asking her hand in marriage besides this is the first time I ever met the woman,"
The words you could have said sooner appeared above the hosts heads.
" according to my research, you're in charge of managing the club is that true Kyoya,"
"That's right Kyoya tan is our director,"
"Your the club's director that's perfect oh, I've always wanted to wear a sandwich board advertise a business,"
" we don't advertise we're just a host club,"
" I've made up my mind From now on I'm gonna be the manager of the host club,"
She obviously is not listen.
"Listen Kyoya,"
"Miss Houshakuji is the only daughter of an important ootori client humor if it goes to far I'll handle the consequences,"
"Okay,"
"Well boys I can't wait to work with you,"
Xxx in the car with Kyoya and Haruhi after that storm of a woman,"
"So she can just become the manager,"
" She has no real power just play along I'll take care of it after that affect,"
"Okay she was a whirlwind,"
"Yes she gave me a headache with all that talking,"
"Here lay down,"
"Thanks um Haruhi I wanted to ask woul you go out with me,"
"Huh?"
"I love you I want you to be my girlfriend I'll deal with the whole fiancée business tomorrow,"
"Oh um yes I will go out with you Kyoya,"
Kyoya smiled he had succeeded.
"Yes thank you Haruhi I'll make you so happy,"
Haruhi smiles.
Kyoya smiles.
"Finally," says Victor