A sweet chiming can be heard around the Ouran private academy. In the library is a 'male' Haruhi Fujioka, one of the hosts for the Ouran host club. 'He is currently studying to keep his scholarship with the school.
*scene change*
Haruhi had to hurry, or 'he' would be seriously late.
'I'm never going to hear the end of it if I show up late,' thought Haruhi.
Haruhi arrived at the door to the club room. Inside, it looked like a jungle.
'What's this? Where am I?'
The host club can be seen together in a group. All shirtless in tropical wear. Kyoy had probably applied a thick concealer to his shoulder with his fairy tail mark and his back that had the dragon mark.
"Welcome,"
'The whole place was decked like a real tropical paradise when I opened the door. Can you see this from heaven, mom? This was the club I was forced to join. Thankfully Kyoya is here, or it would be worse,'
"You finally made it Haruhi your so late," said the twins in the scene.
Haruhi pulls out a portable calander.
'I could be wrong, but my calendar says it's still early spring,'
"Huddling under a kotatsu table fearing the cold is nonsense, and besides, the heating system we have is the best," says Tamaki, striking a pose at the end.
"Ugh"
"Do you have a problem with how we run our clubs, Haruhi? Be careful what you say. You owe us 8 million yen, remember," this was again all a ruse, and Kyoya was playing with her and now owned her some bubble tea and puff pastries after this.
Haruhi still pretended to be shocked at the statement though knowing Kyoya would compensate her for playing along.
"Gentleman doesn't buddies up in bulky clothing. It may be chilly early spring in the real world, but here in the club, we want to surprise our chilly little kittens with a warm tropical paradise," Tamaki was going on. Well, the other club members did their thing in the background.
Haruhi felt a massive chil as Tamaki was invading her personal space, and only two people were allowed to do that: Kyoya and her father.
"Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school Ouran academy. The Ouran Host club is we're the school's most Handsomest boys with too much time on their hands; entertain young ladies that also have way too much time on time on their hands. Think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super-rich and beautiful,"
Xxxx time skip to hiring timexxxx
"What heartlessness, even with my lustrous skin shining like brilliant ivory exposed by my Balinese king outfit, I'm no more than an enslaved person before my goddess. I kneel before you and swear my loyalty,"
"Tamaki,"
"Lucky,"
"Oh wow,"
"Oh yes, I almost forgot to mention to you ladies that next week, the Ouran host club is sponsoring a party,"
"We're throwing a party,"
"What kinda party is it going to be,"
"Is it going to be formal,"
"Yes, in fact, we have rented the school's largest hall,"
"It's the perfect place for dancing,"
"But I wanted to spend some alone time with you, Karou," said Hikaru, being unimaginably close to his twin.
"Don't be upset, Hikaru; I know exactly how you feel," said Karou (they are not lovers, they are twins, and this is all just an act they put on).
"Aw wow, how sexy,"
"Brotherly love,"
The guests go crazy for it.
"The guests seem more worked up the usual," said Haruhi.
"Showing some skin proves popular with the ladies," said Kyoya.
"So Kyoya, you're the one who came up with this tropical paradise,"
"Well, I did give Tamaki a push toward the idea with a brochure that I had acquired,"
"Ah, also, are you okay with showing that much skin, especially with, you know," whispers Haruhi.
"You can speak a little louder Tamaki is busy with His guests, but if you're talking about the marks on my skin, then yes, it is uncomfortable as I covered them with a thick amount of concealer with the help of Victor,"
"So getting splashed with water is no option,"
"Yes, next time, I'll be covering my back more as that was harder, and it's already getting itchy,"
"I can rub lotion on your back later for you,"
"Yes, that would be nice,"
Xxx with Honey xxxx
"Tada,"
"You're so cute, Honey," said two of Honey's guests.
"Hi ladies, I love these Balinese flowers. We had them flow in," said Honey. He turned and said Takashi, "Takashi,"
He climbs up Takashi like he is a tree. And places a necklace of Balinese flowers around his neck.
"There, now we match,"
The two guests get light headed "oh, they're covered in Comillas,"
'I'm still thoroughly confused by the two of them,"
"Um, Haruhi, aren't you going to wear a tropical outfit like the other boys,"
"I'd like to see that,"
"Ah well, no, I just don't think that it's appropriate to wear anything but early spring attire in early spring you know,"
Xxx flashback to earlier xxx.
"But we have one ready for you, Haruhi. I think you'll like it. You and I are a pair,"
"No thanks,"
Tamaki turns to stone.
Xxx back to the present xxxx
"Wow, Haruhi you are faithful to the different seasons, aren't you,"
"I think that's great. I hope we're lucky enough that the cherry blossoms are in full bloom on the night of the party,"
"The two of us dancing among the cherry blossoms, it's so dreamy,"
"You think so, you know, ladies? I think it's so cute when you dream like that,"
All three of Haruhi's guests are blushing at how romantic 'he' is being. Haruhi is oblivious to her effect on them.
"Excuse me, I hate to disturb you, but I think it's time for the hosts to switch clients,"
"Oh, I'm sorry, you must be my next appointment Miss… Ah,"
"My name is Kanako. Kanako Kasugazaki," she lifted Haruhi's chin, "you're even cuter than I expected. I've decided from now on, you're going to be my new favourite host Haruhi,"
Tamaki turns to stone in the background.
Xxx time skip to the end of club activities Xxx.
Slupering can be heard, and it is coming from Tamaki.
'I can't take this anymore,'
"Hey, boss, why don't you stop eating that commoner's ramen and come over here to help us with the party planning,"
"Does it bother you that much that Princess Kasugazaki took a liking to Haruhi,"
"He shouldn't be surprised she's had the illness for a while now, hasn't she,"
"What illness,"
"She's got the host hopping diseases,"
"Aka, never the same boy twice diseases,"
"Usually cus,tomers choice a favourite host and then see them regularly however, Princess Kanako tends to change her favourites regularly,"
"That's right because before she chose you, she was with Tama-Chan,"
-insert image of Tamaki with Princess Kanako-
"Oh, so he's upset because I took her from him,"
"Shut up. I couldn't care less I'm running out of patience, Haruhi it's time you started dressing like a girl,"
"Huh,"
"I don't understand how you could be so popular with the ladies when you are a lady. No one in the entire school knows the truth except for those of us here,"
"Yes, she opted out of taking gym classes,"
"And the attendance numbers are all mixed, so no one can tell,"
Tamaki rushes around, pulls out a chest, opens it, and digs through it well, saying.
"That's enough, Haruhi. Now you listen to daddy wants to change you back to the way you were,"
"Don't go blowing up my photos without my permission,"
Tamaki had pulled out a picture of her middle school photo in an ornate frame.
"The more I look at this picture, the more amazed I am. How could this possibly become that,"
-insert two pictures to compare-
"The day before school started, one of the kids in my neighbourhood got some gum in my hair. Getting gum out of long hair is a real pain, so I cut it all off. I didn't care if I looked like a dude, you know,"
A crying Tamaki comes up to Haruhi.
"Girls should never refer to one's self as a dude. Mama Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again,"
"I'm sorry, but who's Mama,"
"Based on Club position, I assume it's me,"
"Look, I don't see what you're crying about working as a host. I can pay back more of my debt. It'll never happen if I'm just an errand boy," 'even though Kyoya already paid for it,'
"Hate to change the subject, but do you have formal dancing experience? You'll need it at the party,"
"Ah, no, but the party doesn't have anything to do with my quota right in not being interested in going to events, so if I could be excused," Haruhi's face turns dark at Tamaki's sparkling eyes.
"Not a refined gentleman must know how to dance if you want to live the life of a host that badly. You are going to have to show us how far you are willing to go, Haruhi I order you to master dancing the waltz in one week, and you will demonstrate it for us at the party, or I'll tell the entire school that your a girl and knock you back down to errand boy,"
Haruhi looked scared, but internally she didn't care Kyoya would help her if anything wrong happened.
Xxx after school and the switching of cars xxx
"So a party and learning the waltz it's going to be tough," says Haruhi, stroking Kyoya as he had his head on her lap.
"Yes, but you do pick things up easily,"
"Yes, I do remember when you taught me self-defence so that if I got corners, you knew that I could take care of myself,"
"Of course, you were my best student,"
"I was your only student,"
"Yea, yea, so what do you want for supper,"
"Curry,"
"Sounds good,"