Hi.I'm a guy who was told he might die at any second.
Yes, you heard that right — any second now, I could drop dead.
Why? Because I happened to breathe the same air as some bastard with Corona. He gave me that sweet, sweet death called the coronavirus.
And now… here I am.Hospitalized.On my deathbed.
Why?Because I couldn't wait for the new Jujutsu Kaisen manga to release.
I mean, I watched the anime, but it takes so long to make new episodes. So I thought, screw it, I'll read the manga.
At least I got to finish it.It was good.
…But not worth dying for.
Come on, give me a break.I just had my life sorted out. I had a hot girlfriend who loved me.
But nooo… fate had to snatch me away—
—ahhhhhhhhh—
My heart rate spiked. My lungs collapsed.
I stopped breathing.
And then…
I died.
[Time of Death: 23:59]
"Wake up… Wake up…"
A voice echoed in the darkness.
"Five more minutes, babe…" I muttered.
Wait.
That… wasn't my girlfriend's voice.
I cracked my eyes open.
A man stood there, wearing a white mask, a spotless black suit, and a stylish hat.He was… dancing.
Cheerfully.
When he finally stopped, he looked at me and said in a serious tone:
The Reincarnation Offer
"Oh, so you woke up, huh.
Before you start asking questions, let me introduce myself.
I am ROB.Don't speak until I'm done. Got it?"
I nodded weakly.
"Good. Now listen carefully.
You died.
As a result, our great and kind gods have decided to give you a second chance in life — total reincarnation and all that.
Before you ask, your personal life memories have been erased. You'll know you had parents, but not their names, faces, or anything like that.
Now here's how it works:
You don't get to choose your world or your character.
That will be decided by the Wheel of Fate."
As he spoke, a massive glowing wheel appeared out of thin air.
The rim was filled with names: Naruto, Attack on Titan, Jujutsu Kaisen, Fairy Tail, and more.
In the center was a slot machine 🎰, symbols flashing and spinning.
ROB continued:
"The wheel chooses your world.Then the slot chooses your role: protagonist, antagonist, side character, cannon fodder, or even a brand-new original character."
He grinned.
"Oh, and wishes.
You can make wishes… as long as they exist in the world you land in.
For example, in Naruto you can wish for a dōjutsu or bloodline.But no Infinity Stones or Mother Boxes.
How many wishes you get depends on your role:
Protagonist / Antagonist → 1 wish
Side Character → 2 wishes
New / Normal Character → 3 wishes
And before you ask — no questions about your past. People go insane about that stuff."
I blinked.Dead. Reincarnation. Gods. Anime. Wishes.
What. The. Actual. Fu#k.
Still, I sighed and calmed myself. No point breaking down — this ROB guy clearly wasn't the comforting type.
"Okay," I said, "why erase our memories? And why only anime worlds?"
ROB smiled faintly."People cling to their pasts. They stop living their new lives. So we erase memories, but keep personalities.
And as for anime — your kind made isekai stories for fun. The gods were… inspired. They created the anime worlds you imagined and send mortals into them as entertainment. Humans are creatively chaotic, and gods love watching that."
"…Fair enough."
The Wheel of Fate
"Then let's begin," ROB declared.
The wheel began spinning.
Click—click—click—click—
Jujutsu Kaisen.
The slot machine whirred.Then stopped.
Yuji Itadori — Sukuna's Vessel.
…My mind shattered.
Really?The manga that killed me… and now I have to be its protagonist?
Come on. Give me a break.
At least it's not Attack on Titan. But still.People die like flies in JJK.
And since I'm the protagonist, I only get one wish.Yuji also has Heavenly Restrictions.
If I remove them, who knows what happens.If I don't eat Sukuna's fingers, I can't even use cursed energy.
Think, dumbass, think…
If only I had gotten Gojo. He has Limitless and Six Eyes.…Wait. Eyes.
He said it just has to be related.
I grinned.
The Wish
ROB raised an eyebrow. "Looks like you've decided."
"Yes," I said."I want my own innate technique — a dōjutsu.
A fusion of the Sharingan and Byakugan.Make it kekkei mōra level, if possible."
ROB whistled."Ohh, interesting. That's allowed, since it relates to the Six Eyes.
But a few rules:
It won't evolve into other forms like Tenseigan, Mangekyō Sharingan, or Rinnegan.
You might gain enlightenment.
You can't activate it until you eat a Sukuna finger or otherwise gain cursed energy.
Also, your cursed energy will merge with your Heavenly Restriction, making you physically stronger than the original Yuji."
I nodded.A superior kekkei mōra dōjutsu… nice.
No evolution, but enlightenment was fine.Being too overpowered would be boring anyway.
"So," ROB said, "let's name your new dōjutsu. Names give things life."
"Right…" I muttered."In Boruto, Jōgan means 'pure eye.'Since I'm going to a cursed, chaotic, impure world… let's call it Jugan."
"Good name," ROB said with a grin.
"Oh, last question — will I be Yuji, or fused with him?"
"You'll be fused from birth," ROB said."Your memories will return when you're about to eat Sukuna's finger."
"…Do I have to be his vessel?"
"Yes. That is an absolute point. It cannot be changed."
ROB tipped his hat.
"Now… goodbye. And have a life."
So your not going to say have a good life. as I was saying that my reality changed and I saw a finger going inside my mouth.