Faye stared at her inscrutably and said casually, "If you lack charm, you lack charm. No need for excuses."
What? Tessa Caldwell's eyes widened.
What did he mean by that? It seems like he prefers women, and the reason he didn't accept her advances is just because she has no charm.
Even though she's not as beautiful as Joey Wang, not as glamorous as Monroe, not as coquettish as Lin Chi-Ling, not as ethereal as Crystal Liu, and not as handsome as Brigitte Lin, she still looks pretty decent; her nose is where it should be, and so are her eyes. It shouldn't be that she has no charm at all, right?
Hmph!!
She snorted coldly, "I get it, you just like udders..." The bigger, the better!
Faye indifferently remarked, "I've always thought petite is a kind of beauty too. It's just that those things shouldn't be growing where they don't belong, forming one roll after another. Are you hula hooping?"
Back when Tessa Caldwell used to read romance novels, whenever a male lead had a sharp tongue, she found it so adorable.
Now, in reality, she finds it nothing but annoying.
She was so mortified by Faye's words that she wished she could dig a hole and crawl into it.
So what if she's a bit chubby? So what if her tummy has a slight curve? When she puts on clothes, it doesn't show at all.
But... Tessa Caldwell touched the flesh on her tummy; the feel was really soft.
At the same time, another hand also came up, resting on her tummy over her clothes.
Tessa Caldwell was startled and looked up abruptly, seeing Faye stretching his arm over from beside the table, resting it on her belly, ignoring her astonishment. He raised an eyebrow and chuckled softly, commenting, "Feels nice and soft. Looks like it's fine to grow it here."
Tessa Caldwell looked at him in shock, her face instantly turning crimson: "You, you, you... who gave you permission... to touch…"
She raised her hand and slapped Faye's hand away, then covered her tummy with both hands.
Faye shrugged nonchalantly: "How about I let you touch back?"
Images of Faye's sexy six-pack and V-line flashed through Tessa Caldwell's mind, and she immediately nodded: "Huh? Really? Sure, sure!"
Those six-pack abs and V-line, she had been imagining how they'd feel for a while now.
Faye tossed her a proud remark: "Knew you had impure thoughts about me."
"You…" Tessa Caldwell was at a loss for words.
She snorted coldly, not wanting to continue the topic. Suddenly recalling the topic they hadn't finished earlier, she hurriedly said: "By the way, what about Weibo? You haven't told me. Tell me, what's your Weibo?"
Faye looked at her helplessly: "Really want to know?"
Tessa Caldwell nodded: "Yes, why are you being so mysterious? I'm telling you, you have to tell me, otherwise I'll just assume you're a gigolo. No, that feels weird. Faye, you're not actually a conman, tricking me out of my money and my '****', are you?"
Faye snorted with laughter: "Trick money? Do you have money for me to trick?"
"No, after this meal, I'll be living on instant noodles for the next half month. And since you're staying at my place, you should at least pitch in for living expenses." Speaking of this, Tessa Caldwell felt her life was full of tears.
Faye added, "As for seduction, I'd be the one losing out."
Tessa Caldwell glanced up at the ceiling: "True, but I don't care about that."
There was undisguised amusement in Faye's voice: "Since that's the case, what are you worried about?"
Tessa Caldwell found herself at a loss for words.
She practically wanted to bite him, but instead raised her hand and firmly pressed the checkout button.