Twin Sugar Mommies X Cultivator

"Two systems behind me, twin Demonesses spoiling me, two other beauties in my arms. Ah, this is the life of a transmigrator.” – Yan Anle. “The only realms for cultivators are “Ants,” “Fellow Daoists,” and “Seniors”.” – still Yan Anle. After falling victim to a serial killer with a fixation on live streaming his victim’s final hours, a young game streamer woke up as one of the grandchildren of a powerful clan’s Patriarch in Pacified Grace Star, a world where Immortality was not just a concept but reality. As someone who had read a handful of online serialized fiction in the Immortal Heroes genre, he believed fate would not be so cruel as to send him to such a dangerous world without any cheats. So, he waited for his cheat to manifest, trying different methods with the hope of triggering it. Ten years old, fifteen years old, thirty years old, fifty years old—nothing. By the time his hair was all gray, he gave up the idea and resigned himself to living out the rest of his days in peace. Suddenly, at age 113, Fate remembered him. One “Ding” after the other, systems popped up in his mind, fighting over who would get him as a Host. Including the smutty system he wasn’t too inclined on using, there were eleven of them. Eleven systems! Yan Anle choked on his seafood, “I asked for a golden finger and you gave me two golden hands and an extra finger?” A pity, he could only choose one or two of them to bind with. Still! He was finally going to step on the Immortal Dao! Alas, just when he was imagining standing above all with his loyal maid by his side, twin silver-haired Demonesses showed up at his doorstep. “Come back with us to the Black Lotus Secret Realm. Whatever you want in this world, we will give you!” --- IMPORTANT NOTICE: 1 - Update rate may slow down to a new chapter every 3rd day if I decide to participate in a WPC or WSA. 2 - This is not a brain rot novel. 3 - Yes, it is a harem, and the "Sugar Mommies" are included, but there are only four women in total. MC does not pick up pokemons. 4 - Yes, MC has 2 systems. 5 - This is not a fast-food novel. The pacing is, in-fact, somewhat slow for the first arc (Chapters 1-30). From the second arc pace ramps up.