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Chapter 35 - Chapter 35: The Dao of Women

The rhythmic, slightly embarrassing squeak-squeak-squeak of the pink bicycle's rusty chain became the official soundtrack of our journey home.

I kept my legs pumping at a steady, manageable pace, navigating the quiet, palm-tree-lined suburban streets of our California neighborhood. 

Feeling the pleasant, cool breeze brush against my sweaty face, I puckered my lips and started humming a toneless, completely random melody. It was a lingering habit from my past life, a subconscious sign that my mind was relaxed and at peace with the world.

Behind me, I felt Alex shift slightly on the metal rack. She leaned forward, resting the side of her head relaxedly against the middle of my back. It was a highly unusual display of physical affection from the typically prickly, defensive genius, but I figured the sheer exhaustion of the school week, combined with the shock of her newfound locker-room popularity, had finally caught up to her.

"Hmm... Luke?" Alex asked, her voice small and surprisingly quiet, barely carrying over the rushing wind and the squeaking chain.

"Yeah? What's up?" I replied lazily, keeping my eyes focused on the road ahead, casually dodging a rogue sprinkler spraying water onto the sidewalk.

She hesitated for a long moment. Even without looking back, I could feel the slight, nervous tension suddenly radiating from her arms wrapped securely around my waist.

"The... the comments your teammates made in the locker room today," Alex started, her words stumbling over each other slightly, lacking her usual sharp articulation. "Are they... actually true? I mean... do people really think I am beautiful? Or... cute?"

My eyes widened slightly in surprise, and my stomach did a strange little flip of realization. I almost stopped pedaling.

What is going on in her head right now? I thought, my adult mind rapidly analyzing the situation with the precision of a supercomputer. Has genuinely no one ever praised her appearance before?

Then, the brutal reality of the Dunphy household dynamics hit me like a ton of bricks. She grew up entirely in the shadow of Haley Dunphy—an older sister who was canonically obsessed with fashion, makeup, boys, and popularity. Haley was the undisputed "pretty one" of the family, while Alex had always been strictly boxed into the role of the "smart one."

Our parents, well-meaning as they were, probably never thought to compliment Alex on her looks because they were so hyper-focused on praising her flawless report cards and debate trophies.

And Haley certainly never gave her a compliment; she only ever insulted Alex's sensible sweaters and thick glasses. No wonder she was so deeply insecure about this. In her mind, she was just the invisible nerd.

I didn't miss a beat. I knew exactly what she needed to hear, and I wasn't going to give her some generic, half-baked answer.

"Oh, Alex, come on," I said calmly, my voice steady, confident, and completely matter-of-fact. "Of course they think you're cute. They admire you. You're the top student, you have a cool vibe, and yes, they were definitely flattering you because they like what they see. But do me a favor and don't think too much of those specific guys. They are just middle schoolers. Their brains are ninety percent hormones and ten percent sports statistics. They'll come and go like the wind."

"Um... no, that's not exactly what I meant," she pressed, her voice dropping to an even more vulnerable, fragile register. She hesitated again, her grip on my waist tightening until it was almost suffocating. "I mean... am I good... in your perspective? As a guy? I just... I don't know how people see me. Do I just look like a walking encyclopedia?"

My heart genuinely softened. She wasn't asking for validation from random jocks on the football team; she was asking her brother for the honest, unfiltered truth because she trusted that I wouldn't lie to her or make fun of her.

I straightened my posture, puffing my chest out slightly as I pedaled. I channeled the ultimate, passionate, protective sibling energy, responding with the unwavering conviction of a seasoned soldier making a sacred vow.

"Are you kidding me?" I announced loudly, putting a warm, teasing joke into my tone to lighten the heavy mood. "My little sister is absolutely stunning right now! And honestly? Think about how much more beautiful you're going to be in the future when you hit high school and college. You've got the top-tier brains and the top-tier looks. In video game terms, you are an entirely overpowered combination. The developers are going to have to nerf you."

I let out an exaggerated, theatrical sigh, shaking my head. "Honestly, I need to play the role of a big, intimidating older brother. I need to start preparing my defense strategies right now. I'll have to fight off all those sneaky, desperate boys with a heavy wooden baseball bat just to keep them off our front lawn. It's going to be a full-time job for me!"

Behind me, the suffocating tension around my waist instantly vanished into thin air.

I couldn't see her face, but I could feel the immediate, magical shift in her aura. She let out a soft, breathy laugh that fluttered against my hoodie. She smiled shyly, pressing her face a little deeper into my back to hide her intense embarrassment and the bright red blush I knew was covering her cheeks.

A second later, I heard a new sound. It was a soft, incredibly cute, melodic humming coming from right behind my ear.

My words had completely shifted her mood. The insecure, defensive middle schooler was gone, entirely replaced by a genuinely happy young girl who finally felt seen and appreciated for more than just her test scores.

I just smiled to myself and shook my head, letting out a quiet, internal sigh.

I really, truly don't know what goes on inside a girl's head, I mused, slipping right back into my comfortable Webnovel MC philosophy.

They are truly the most complex, unpredictable creatures in the entire universe. I remember reading in a classic cultivation fantasy novel once that even the greatest, immortal sages who lived for ten thousand years and understood the secrets of the cosmos couldn't decipher a single woman's thoughts.

But then again, I joked internally, rolling my shoulders to relax my muscles, Alex is just a twelve-year-old girl. So maybe only half of that ancient, mystical wisdom applies to her. It turns out a little bit of genuine reassurance goes a very, very long way.

We chatted casually for the next few miles, the atmosphere completely lightened. We talked about the plot of her favorite fantasy books, and I complained heavily about Coach Miller's sadistic agility drills.

Because I was pedaling at a safe, steady pace to ensure we didn't tip over on Haley's highly questionable bike, the journey was taking much longer than usual. We were only about halfway home, roughly eighteen minutes into the ride.

Suddenly, a loud, obnoxious digital ringtone pierced the quiet afternoon air.

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!

The vibration buzzed aggressively against my right hip. It was the emergency flip phone Claire had shoved into my hands daily, safely tucked away in the front pocket of my gray hoodie. The only people who actually had that specific number saved in their contacts were my parents.

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