"So that how it ended, Falling down the stairs like some sorta clown."
" Yep, kind of lame don't you think."
"So what are you supposed to be some sorta god or demon? Here to take my soul to the great beyond or some nonsense like that?"
"yeah I'm something like that you can just call me ROB for short but I'm not here to take you to heaven or Hell that's no fun for me. So, I'll make you a deal you go to a random world with a random set of abilities."
"Let me get this straight. I get power and a new life. What do you get out of this deal?"
"you'll basically be like one of those streamers from your past life. So do you accept the deal or not i can't keep your soul here forever."
"Fine I'm in, not much I can lose in this deal anyway."
"that's what you think, but let's get to the wheel to see where you end up."
"What was that first part"
"Congrats you got the Harry Potter world, now we have to see what your abilities will be."
"Wait the world with the wizard racists and boy with the scar on his head?"
"Yep, that's the one. Now do you want to know what you got or just head straight to the next life."
"No, I'm sorry I would like to know."
"Well that's to bad cus I'm getting bord, so I'll just send you with this info page."
"Wait you said you'd tell me the abilities I got!"
"I don't think I did, Now I hope you put on a good show for me cus I don't give these deals out often."
"OH YOU PEACE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIII."