Akira woke to a putrid smell
It was foul. Even if he described it for 3 paragraphs he wouldn't be able to get the point across
It was the most foul smell that had entered his nose in all his years of living.
He thought about it for a second then realized that wasn't actually that powerful of a statement considering he was only 6 years old.
Trying (and failing) to ignore the stench Akira looked around to gather information on where he was.
He seemed to be in a silo of sorts. It was at least 60 meters in depth.
"Alright, I'm in a meat silo filled with a bunch of rotting corpses and no way out."
There was a hatch at the top of the silo but it was clearly locked. No problem he could just get rid of it with his stand. The bigger problem was that there was no way to get up there.
Stacking the bodies was his first idea and it was probably the best one. The only problem was that he didn't have the strength to pull the bodies with his current weak frame and his stand wasn't particularly adept in that area either.
"Alright Air ,Water ,Shelter and Food are my priorities here."
The silo was airtight and locked shut so air could be a concern. However at 60 meters tall and a radius around 10 m it would be around 18,500 meter's cubed worth of air. That could last him almost 20 years so Air was ticked off the list.
Shelter was obvious in the given situation.
Food and water however?
"Fucking hell I don't want to eat rotting corpses for the next few days let alone years of my life"
However as time passed, It seemed that might be the only way.
"My Killer Queen has the ability to blow up the walls of the silo. That much is clear, however I have no idea if Public Safety have anyone guarding this silo. If they do then I'll be killed or hunted down till I'm killed."
Akira was stuck between a rock and a hard place but with no ability to confirm the presence of guards around the silo he picked the lesser of two poisons and chose to stay in the silo.
"I guess I just have to trust in this will of the Joestar that Mom was talking about and not get some sort of disease from these corpses."
If he waited a few weeks then surely more bodies would be dumped and he could send Killer Queen out there to check If there were any guards.Right?
Right?
And so he waited.
And waited.
Akira counted the seconds pass.
Even when devouring human flesh, he kept count of the time.
That was until, there were only 2 types of corpses left.
Devils and Stand users.
Akira had heard that eating devil flesh would cause him to die but he didn't think he could bring himself to eat his fellow stand users either.
"Fuck it, we ball."
He took a bite out of a devil that resembled a goat.
"It's … surprisingly okay."
Was he just that guy?
The one who could eat devils?
He survived another few weeks off the goat devil but that too soon finished.
"Alright you're up next"
He glanced at the devil meat in question. It looked like a Car.
"I guess Amaxophobia is somewhat prevalent."
As soon as he bit into it he felt a primal urge to vomit.
"What the fuck? What changed?"
He thought for a few seconds and realized something. People eat goats but they certainly don't eat cars.
"I guess that makes some sense."
He saw a devil that looked like a spider and picked off a piece of its leg.
"In that case I'll just eat you. I heard you're quite the delicacy in Cambodia. There's enough blood to hydrate me for a while and enough food for a few months atleast."
As he took a bite out of it he felt a sharp pain that nearly paralyzed him. It was even worse than the car devil.
"What the fuck is it now?"
Timeskip 20 minutes
"Alright I've figured it out."
"The goat devil was easy to consume because a lot of people eat goats and the car devil wasn't because people don't eat cars. People do infact eat spiders but a lot more people have Arachnophobia than Amaxophobia."
"After trying everything from the Crickets Devil to the Needle devil I think its safe to coin the newest equation in Science, Akira's Law of Devil Edibility. D = fEA. Where D is the Edibility of the devil, 'f' is how feared the devil is, 'E' is how often it's eaten by humans and 'A' is the Akira constant. I totally deserve a Nobel Prize for this. Maybe I could even be the Prime Minister of Japan, He probably isn't even that close to Public Safety anyway and just views them as pawns. Maybe I could get some sort of pardon from him."
"Anyway , The next closest thing I have to eat now is this Crickets devil. Ahh the things I have to do for revenge."
How long have I been here again? Oh right like 6967420 seconds. That's like what 80 days?
Meanwhile at Public Safety's Devil Containment Facilities
"F=ma , V = u + at , K.E= I/2 x mxv squared hmm? What's that? I feel like I just got more powerful. Maybe some scientist created another equation to torture students with. Muahahhahhhahaha."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Sorry Ms. Fox."