Akira POV
It's been 90 days and nobody has come to drop off any bodies of devils.
It's been 90 days since anybody came here actually.
Least corrupt my ass, in the last 3 months they've killed 100 people and they were all innocent stand users with questionable fashion sense.
As I was lamenting the existence of Public Safety I heard the silo hatch being opened.
'Shit! I gotta hide.'
I snuck inside the car devil and sent Killer queen towards the silo hatch.
"Horse devil, Chicken Devil, Fish devil God damn are we devil hunters or Farmers? It's like we're delivering a shipment of meat to starving children or something."
"You're always putting meat near children aren't you?"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You're the one dating a High schooler."
"Well she's 15 and 15 is the new 16 which is basically just 17. 17 and 18 I mean what's even the difference?"
"You're lucky you work in Public Safety or you'd be going to jail."
"Lucky? If I survive to the end of next month I'm lucky. Lord knows PubSaf workers don't last long."
"Yeah, but at least we're the good guys saving people right?"
"Yeah, better work for the government than criminals."
"Aight, Close up the hatch."
Hearing this Akira called Killer Queen back. He didn't even care about the irony of the conversation between the two wage slaves. He had been busy tagging up trees to explode while searching for a security outpost.
Low and behold there was an outpost filled with some PubSaf rejects nearby.
"I could definitely have killed them If I broke out but there's no way I could have evaded PubSaf for long pulling something like that."
He had rigged a lot of random surrounding objects to explode. They wouldn't cause any casualties but it would certainly cause quite the distraction.
An explosion from inside the silo first and then subsequent attacks would imply something escaping from the silo. Random explosions all around however, would signal some sort of targeted attack on Public Safety without revealing if it was simply a Devil, Foreign agency ,Traitor , etc.
"I could totally leave right now, but I really wanna try these weak animal devil's flavor."
Akira spent another week in the Silo sampling the various combinations of devil meat.
"Horse and chicken is pretty good but Fish isn't. I guess I just don't like eating Fish huh."
Akira was chowing down on the chicken devil.
"Who the fuck is afraid of chickens, like at all?"
While the fear of Cars, Needles and Spiders were common enough for Akira to have heard about, Fear of chickens was so uncommon he didn't even know the name of it's phobia.
"Whatever, It's time to leave."
Akira set the touched just about everything inside the silo with Killer Queen. Even if a random string of explosions could look like an external attack if they saw obvious signs of someone staying at the silo his whole plan would crumble.
"Alright, first the trees will blow up. That will cause the agents to get distracted. Then some local roads to disrupt travel. Then finally the silo will blow and I'll get the hell out of here."
Akira made a thumbs up sign then brought his thumb down. The explosions on the trees began. He was sure that if he did this in America all the Vietnam veterans in Public Safety would start shitting their pants.
Public Safety Waste Management Sector
"You know Hachiman[1], I think we have the best jobs in all of Japan."
"Ehh.. I don't know about that. The pay is worse than those other guys at PubSaf."
"Yeah it's on the same level as those desk working cucks but do you know what we have that they don't?"
"What?"
"A regular Public Safety badge just like those guys on the field. We can get one night stands flaunting the badge since we're technically involved with devils and we don't even have to risk our lives!"
"I don't believe in youth and I don't believe in one night stands."
"Whatever. Hachi, You're just not as brave as I am."
"As brave as you? Only thing you're brave about is somehow not getting STDs."
"I'll show you just how brave I am."
BOOM!!
"AHHHHH, MOMMY HELP. I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEEEEE!!HACHI HELP ME!"
"I'm gonna call headquarters and they'll deal with it."
With Akira
Killer Queen had long grown stronger than it's sorry state when it was just awakened. Perhaps the fear energy from the consumed devils helped accelerate it's growth but it was now about 1.5m in Height and capable of carrying Akira achieving a pseudo-flight like state.
Akira was also quite developed [2]for a now 7 year old boy. A mixture of eating devil meat and his Joestar frame caused him to be about 4'10.
"Alright Killer Queen, It's time to go to Hokkaido"
"Mirooo~"[3]
[1] Not a crossover, just thought it'd be funny.All the talk about Hatches made him pop into my brain. Don't expect more SNAFU characters
[2] I've read too much CN slop and now I can't help but write shit like this
[3] Killer Queen doesn't seem to have a sound in the original but SHA does say "Kocchi wo miro" so I've taken the 'Miro'