Alioth spread his arms out, preparing to free fall a couple miles, feeling the wind come up through his hair, he jumped.
Or so he thought.
"What the hell do you think YOUR doing?" Two said viciously while grabbing him from above the mountain.
"Escaping, no shit, I'll die if I continue fighting those spiders." Alioth roared back.
"Well, you'll die either way, so be an experience farm for me and help me beat those spiders." Two said, very, ludicrously.
"Fair point. But i'm not going back the-"
Interrupted by his words, Two threw him back into the cave, which slammed him into the silky spider nest.
Standing up, Alioth saw the two spiders again, but this time they looked even more vicious than last time, even more acid was coming out from their fangs.
'Wait, she said I helped her right? So, she's going to help? Wait, we're both going to die aren't we. Whatever, she sounded confident so I'll just buy some time.'
Alioth jumped onto the spider's back and stabbed his back with the stick.
The pointy stick lodged into the furry behemoths back and it bled, green.
But it wasn't enough, as the spider didn't seem to have a reaction to it.
Soon after, the second spider jumped towards him.
Alioth didn't notice it in time, he couldn't move his legs. Feeling the breath of the spider, he almost puked on the spot, it felt hot and burned his skin.
Crunch.
His arm was bitten, and acid was rushing through his blood, it felt like burning but inside his body, and it didn't stop.
Alioth quickly fled to the other side of the cave, crutching his arm in the process, knowing that he had bought time.
But the acid didn't stop, Alioth knew that if he didn't stop the acid, it would make a dent through his skin, then to the bones, then to the organs.
'Owww'
There was only one choice, Alioth looked for his pointy stick, which was lodged in the first spider's back, and looked down at his arm.
There was no way he would survive, he couldn't cut his arm off with a spear, one made of wood at that!
Thanks to the spider, the acid was visibly seen half way through his arm, making its way up towards his torso and soon killing him.
He suddenly felt lightheaded as if he were to pass out on the pink dreamy cave.
Alioth bit his tongue as hard as he could to stay awake, though his tongue started bleeding rapidly, it was enough to keep him from passing out.
Then he looked around the room, then at the spiders. But then, Alioth saw a blue light, rushing from the cave entrance, then through the first spider's legs.
It was Two.
"Yo, nice job"
Alioth heard faintly, Alioth turned his head up, seeing Two in front of his dislocated body, then she cut his arm off.
"Thanks, I really neede-! OWW FUCK"
Screaming from the pain inside, he inwardly cursed at Two, but he knew she made the correct decision.
While clutching at his arm that was gone, he grabbed the stick from the spider who had just lost his legs, and stabbed it, right in the eyes, one by one.
Though his stabs had no power whatsoever, blinding the creature was just as good as killing it.
Blood came from the first eye, then the second, and from blood loss the spider died, and Alioth passed out.
[You have defeated Titanic Spider]
[You have entered the view of the ?]
Alioth passed out, landing right on the spider's furry body.
'Wait, who are you?'
Alioth wondered, confused, he hadn't known what was speaking to him.
'I'm speaking to YOU'
Alioth wondered, viciously.
Soon after Alioth passed out, cold, on the floor, Two grabbed him, and threw him into the corner.
'HEY'
It was now just a one on one, with Two on the back left side of the cave, and the other spider on the opposing side.
In a blink of an eye, they lunged towards each other and swung their blades. Two struck the spider in the head while the spider struck her in the torso with its sharp scythe-like legs.
Clearly in pain, Two retreated, was what Alioth had initially thought. But it seemed as though she wanted the spider to strike her.
Suddenly, Two disappeared, and then appeared, right on the back of the spider. Then sliced its back legs with her pointy sharp katana.
Following the strike, it seemed as though a thousand cuts had just happened within a second.
The spider let out a screech, clearly desperate, turned back and cut her abdomen.
Blood came out of both, with Two losing more blood than she could count. Which was ten.
'Wait how do you know that?'
Alioth wondered at the mysterious voice, narrating the fight.
Standing up, Two looked at Alioth's corpse, so she thought and threw it near the spider as bait.
'HEY, I'LL REALLY DIE'
The boy shouted, trying to break free from his coma. Banging on the invisible walls of the space.
It looked like a screen he thought.
The spider left Two alone to die, while treading towards Alioth's corpse, clearly trying to eat him.
Not only did Two throw his corpse, she had also thrown him her katana, and passed out on the floor, looking tired.
When the spider was directly above Alioth's corpse, it lowered its head and opened its wide mouth.
Suddenly Alioth's corpse took the katana, and stabbed the spider right in the mouth, killing the beast, and further tiring himself to the point where he thought he would sink into the floor again.
[You have defeated…]
'Don't care, go away' Alioth thought tiredly.
He walked towards the spider nest, and sliced up all the spider webs and eggs ruggushily, as he did not know how to slice with a katana.
Then moved toward the pretty, white spider silk, and grabbed all that he could. To make an even fluffier bed, compared to the cloudy floor.
Being an only child, literally, gave him advantages, like knowing how to sew. So he reached for his pointy stick and forged up a makeshift futon. Just big enough for Two to lay down in.
It took him two hours, not bad.
With many mistakes made, Alioth didn't mind and walked over towards Two's spot and glanced down at her, with dark circles forming around his eyes.
He realized he had never looked her in the eyes before, and she was quite, muscular, and skinny. With big things above her stomach.
'PURE THOUGHTS'
Alioth shouted at himself toward his mind, soon he laid the makeshift futon down near Two.
'So, now, uuhhhh, how do I get her on the futon? I didn't think that far.'
Alioth wondered confusingly, he looked at Two, then himself, and came to a conclusion. He had to use his hands.
'Pure thoughts'
'Pure thoughts, that's right! I'm doing this for a comfier experience, hahahaha, after all, women shouldn't be sleeping on the floor! Hahahaha, that should be the boyfrie- WAIT NO.'
Alioth thought.
Without knowing where to grab Two, he just closed his eyes and grabbed her where it felt okay to grab?
Lifting Two up while she was slumbering, he carefully moved her onto the futon and placed her in the middle. Then lifted the blanket he had made for himself, and laid it on her.
Soon, he passed out from sleep deprivation. After all it was not easy sewing with a hand and a mouth, with your hand on the silk and the stick in your mouth.
Ew.