Chapter 144 The Great Emperor Joins a Kindergarten! Are These Mischievous Kids All Reincarnated Powerful Beings?
"Ding! Detected that host Ye Feng has completed the 'Cause and Effect Matchmaker' training. Current causal conditions for the reproduction of all beings: Extremely saturated!" "Due to the host's excessive efforts at the Civil Affairs Bureau, a large number of divine children and demonic fetuses with top-tier bloodlines have been born in the myriad realms in a short period. These 'bratty kids' are born with holy bodies, causing chaos in various planes and severely damaging the cosmic early childhood education environment." "Now activating the ultimate mortal identity: Specially Appointed Star Principal of the 'Supreme Young Eagle' Kindergarten in Shanghai. Note: 99.9999999999999% of the host's cultivation has been sealed. The current identity is an 'ordinary' male kindergarten teacher, whose teacher's certificate is even a photocopy." "Current mission: Rectify the early childhood world and suppress the bratty kids. Does the host wish to activate: Supreme Ruler 2.0 mode, to make those self-proclaimed 'reincarnations of great beings' understand that in my little class, even if the progenitor were to return, they would still have to obediently take a nap?"
Shanghai, 7:30 a.m.
The entrance to this "Supreme Eagle" kindergarten, which boasts the most expensive tuition in the entire universe, was already filled with all sorts of dazzling luxury cars. In addition to ordinary luxury cars like Rolls-Royces and Bentleys, several miniature interstellar carriers and unicorns pulling golden chariots were vaguely visible in the void.
The students recruited here are either direct descendants of global conglomerates or orphans of supernatural abilities who have awakened their mythical bloodlines after the revival of spiritual energy.
Ye Feng was wearing an apron with a "Happy Little Yellow Duck" pattern on it, holding a bag of unfinished soy milk, and swaying as he stood at the front door.
Who would have thought that this seemingly dejected young man, who was being reprimanded by the security captain for "inappropriate attire," was once the ultimate ruler who made red lines fly wildly and caused adjudicators to fall in love?
"Ye Feng! I'm telling you again, this is a prestigious kindergarten! The duck's eyes on your apron are all crooked. Do you know that will affect the aesthetic development of these little geniuses?"
The security captain, an awakened individual nicknamed "Iron Ox," had muscles as solid as granite and was shouting with spittle flying everywhere.
Ye Feng took a sip of soy milk and glanced at Tie Niu casually.
With just one glance, Tie Niu felt all his strength drain away instantly. His extraordinary power, capable of splitting mountains and shattering rocks, shrank into a ball in his dantian, as if he had encountered his natural enemy.
"Captain Tie Niu, stop yelling. The bruises from kneeling on the washboard at home last night are still on your knees. Yelling like that could strain your hip."
"You... how did you figure that out?" Tie Niu's face flushed red, and his arrogance vanished instantly.
Ye Feng ignored him and walked straight into the campus.
In his "double pupils" vision, what were those cute little children in the garden?
The chubby boy on the left, squatting in the sandpit digging a hole, has a faint phantom of a Taotie hovering above his head; that is the reincarnation of the ancient greedy divine beast. The little girl on the right, with pigtails and breathing fire at the slide, has the essence of a true phoenix flowing through her body; when she cries, she can burn away all the water molecules within a ten-mile radius.
This is no kindergarten; it's clearly the most dangerous "powder keg" in all the heavens and myriad realms.
"Let's get to work, it's another hopeful day."
Ye Feng stretched and walked towards the "small class one" that gave him the most headaches.
As soon as he pushed open the classroom door, a plastic "ocean ball" whistled through the air and slammed directly into Ye Feng's face like a comet hitting the earth.
This ball carries at least three thousand pounds of force, the childhood burst of the "Qilin Arm" awakener.
"Go back now."
Ye Feng didn't even raise his head, just flicked his finger lightly in the air.
Bang!
The ocean ball returned ten times faster and precisely shoved into the mouth of a little boy who was dancing on a table.
The little boy's name is Long Aotian. He is the eldest grandson of the Long family in Shanghai. It is said that when he was born, there were strange phenomena in the sky, with a hundred dragons paying homage. At this moment, his eyes are wide open, and his face is red from being stuffed with a ball.
"Who? Who dares to lay a hand on me?" Long Aotian ripped off the ocean ball and roared in a childish voice.
"I am your teacher."
Ye Feng strolled into the classroom, casually grabbed the wooden ruler from the podium, and slapped it on the blackboard.
"Everyone, sit down. I'll start taking attendance now. Anyone who dares to be late will be hung on the South Heavenly Gate to be exposed to the cold wind."
The classroom was silent for a second, then erupted in a deafening roar of laughter.
"Teacher? You, a pretty boy with no spiritual energy fluctuations?" "Teacher, my dad says I have the potential to be an emperor. Do you believe that with a snap of my fingers, you'll be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life?" "That's right, we want our previous beautiful female teacher, not this burly man with his feet scratched!"
A group of mischievous kids displayed their unique abilities, with fireballs, ice spikes, and telekinesis flying around the hall.
Ye Feng sneered and slammed the ruler in his hand onto the ground.
"Ali, clear the area!"
"Alright, Principal!"
A burly man dressed in an oversized "Big Hero 6" costume, with a "Life Assistant" sign around his neck, crashed through the window and jumped in. It was Hu Yanli.
This guy somehow got himself a costume that was both approachable and terrifying; even through the mascot costume, you could feel the aura that could shatter planets.
"Hehe, kids, those who don't listen to their teacher will be stuffed into a black hole by Uncle Big White."
With a wave of his hand, Hu Yanli instantly enveloped the entire area with an invisible force of gravity.
The ice and fire powers that were flying in the air seemed to encounter a black hole at that moment, and were instantly swallowed up completely. All the mischievous children felt a sudden weight on their shoulders and collapsed onto their nap beds, unable to move.
"Teacher...I was wrong...my bottom is heavy..." Long Aotian cried out, lying on the ground with tears in his eyes.
"That's right." Ye Feng squatted down and patted Long Aotian's head. "Long Aotian, right? Since you have the potential to become an emperor, then start by practicing 'one plus one equals two.' If you can't figure it out, you won't get a little red flower this afternoon."
In less than half a day, Ye Feng's "devilish reputation" spread throughout the entire kindergarten.
In the afternoon, the kindergarten's most popular activity is "craft class".
Other kindergartens teach paper cutting and clay sculpting. But here, the craft class involves simulating the forging of magical artifacts.
"Teacher Ye, I refuse to accept this!"
A boy with slicked-back hair and wearing a custom-made suit stood up. His name was Mo Bufan, a descendant of the Mo family, a family of weapon refiners. At only five years old, he was able to forge spiritual weapons using ordinary fire.
"What do you call this? Shaping this piece of broken black iron into a little rabbit? This is an insult to the art of weapon crafting!"
With a wave of his hand, Mo Bufan unleashed a ball of dark blue earth fire that rose from his palm.
"True art should be about destruction and fusion! Behold my Destruction Lotus!"
He actually tried to fuse two extreme energies in the classroom; if they exploded, the entire school building would be blown to bits.
The children around screamed in fright, and some began calling for their family guardians.
Ye Feng seemed not to have seen the violent energy, and simply took out a napkin from his pocket that he had originally intended to use to wipe his mouth.
"Little boy, playing with fire and wetting the bed, didn't your family teach you that?"
Ye Feng took a napkin and casually covered the ball of fire lotus with it.
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The earth fire, powerful enough to scorch mountains and boil seas, seemed to have met its nemesis in front of that ordinary napkin, extinguishing it instantly. Not only that, Ye Feng casually squeezed it, and that incredibly hard black iron, in his hand, truly felt like clay, instantly transforming into a lifelike black iron rabbit that could even blink.
"This...is this turning lead into gold? Or is it reshaping cause and effect?" Mo Bufan was completely dumbfounded.
He felt his entire worldview shatter at that moment. His own ancestor would go into seclusion for three years to forge a broken sword, while this teacher could casually conjure a top-tier summoning artifact?
"Here, take it and play with it. If you ever dare to play with fire in the classroom again, I'll throw you into lava for a bath." Ye Feng casually tossed the rabbit over.
Mo Bufan, carrying the rabbit, happily returned to his seat, his eyes filled with fervor.
Just then, a rapid alarm sounded outside the kindergarten gate.
"It's terrible! Director Ye! The 'Villains' Alliance' is attacking!"
Tie Niu rushed in, his face covered in blood. "They said they're going to kidnap these 'divine children' as leverage to threaten the major families! And the leader is a demon at the quasi-saint level!"
"Demons? Anyone who disturbs my afternoon nap must die."
Ye Feng stood up and glanced at the children who were taking a nap.
"Ali, stay here and keep watch. If you wake up a child, I'll deduct six months' worth of your bonus."
"Don't worry, instructor! Not even a fly can get into this nap room!"
Outside the garden gate.
Thick black smoke billowed as dozens of powerful figures clad in heavy black armor and wielding demonic weapons launched a frenzied attack on the defensive formations within the garden.
The leader of the evil sword immortals laughed wildly: "These children are the future of all the heavens. As long as we control them, the entire Blue Star will be ours! Charge in!"
Just as the defensive array was about to collapse.
Ye Feng, wearing flip-flops and carrying a pair of plastic scissors, slowly walked out.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a kindergarten. Loud noises are prohibited. Didn't you see the 'Quiet' sign at the entrance?"
"Where did this mortal come from? Get out of my way!"
The Evil Sword Immortal casually unleashed a jet-black sword light, powerful enough to cleave mountains in two.
Ye Feng sighed and casually slashed the air with the plastic scissors in his hand.
"Snap!"
A crisp sound rang out.
That sword light, powerful enough to destroy the world, was cut in two like a noodle, then transformed into countless shimmering specks of light, becoming decorative ribbons in a kindergarten.
"This...how is this possible?" The Evil Sword Immortal's pupils shrank sharply.
"Nothing is impossible. On my turf, if I call you trash, you can't be a work of art."
Ye Feng's eyes turned cold, and he casually tossed the plastic scissors into the air.
"The first judgment pruned cause and effect."
Buzz—!
The cheap plastic scissors, costing only a few dollars, burst forth with divine light in the air. Each ray of light was like a precise surgical operation, "cutting out" the demonic power, vitality, and even the memories of their evil deeds from the bodies of those demons.
Less than three seconds.
The once menacing demonic army has now transformed into a bunch of tiny, adorable children, some even still in diapers, sitting on the ground, sucking their fingers in a daze.
"Since you like kindergarten so much, why don't you stay and repeat the course?"
Ye Feng clapped his hands. "Tie Niu, take these 'new students' in and start with the toddler class. Also, tell them that here, whoever has the biggest fist gets to listen to them, and my fist is bigger than the universe."
This scene once again shocked the powerful beings observing this place.
"That kindergarten director... can actually forcibly reverse the timeline of living beings?" "This isn't just a kindergarten teacher, this is practically the 'Father of the Gods'!"
In less than a month, Supreme Eagle Kindergarten became the most coveted holy land in the entire universe.
Countless celestial emperors and god-kings knelt at the gate for three days and three nights in order to send their children in.
That afternoon, the kindergarten dismissed students early.
Ye Feng was sitting at the top of the slide, smoking a pipe and watching the sunset.
Three stunningly beautiful figures crossed the void and arrived.
Ning Rongrong was dressed in a gentle kindergarten teacher's uniform, Su Jiu'er was dressed in a sexy yoga outfit (she was said to be working part-time as a physical education teacher), and Xiao Wu was carrying a basket full of baby bottles, laughing carefree.
"Director Ye, I heard you recently took in a group of 'reincarnated demons' as students?" Ning Rongrong walked to his side and carefully wiped the stains off his apron. "When will you take care of our own little demons too?"
"Cough cough! My own guys are too fierce, I'm afraid they'll tear this garden down." Ye Feng chuckled dryly.
"If you tear it down, you can just rebuild it." Su Jiu'er leaned closer and breathed into his ear, "Your Majesty, I see you're having a good chat with those 'hot moms from the immortal realm' who came to drop off their kids, aren't you? I heard that yesterday a female sword immortal insisted on inviting you to 'discuss the teaching plan' alone?"
"That's a misunderstanding! It's for the sake of the child's physical and mental health!" Ye Feng said righteously.
"A misunderstanding, isn't it?" Xiao Wu pulled a baby bottle out of the basket. "Then what's this? I found it in your office, and it says 'Love Dew for Brother Ye' on it? Hmm?"
Ye Feng instantly broke out in a cold sweat.
"That's...that's medicine! It's for me to improve my brain function!"
"Brain tonic? I think it's more like a kidney tonic!"
The three goddesses exchanged a glance and revealed a dangerous smile.
"Ye Feng! You're not sleeping on the slide until you finish your chores today!"
"Wife, have mercy! I still have hundreds of kids' homework to grade!"
Under the admiring gaze of the group of "future immortal emperors" who were still diligently practicing calligraphy.
The Grandmaster Ye, who held sway over all things and could turn demons back into infants, once again transformed into a dazzling streak of light, and was chased by the three goddesses all the way to the edge of the Milky Way in the heavens.
I am Ye Feng. I can sever demonic influences with a single stroke, and I can establish sainthood with a single foot. In this kindergarten, I am the only rule. But the most difficult students I've ever disciplined are my three 'forever young' female devils at home!
Amidst the boundless laughter and under the banner of the Supreme Young Eagle, the Emperor's legendary early childhood education has written the most exhilarating and heartwarming chapter in this universe!
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