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Chapter 165 - Chapter 164: Miko, you're like a fragrant and soft rice cake

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"Xiaomiko, look, this is your room. If you're not satisfied or have any changes you want, you can tell this Doraemon. She has a lot of good stuff in her gaps."

Exactly after politely seeing Symboli Rudolf and the exhausted administrative team completely off at the front door, Leo happily took Happy Miko directly to the spacious, quiet room entirely on the second floor. Previously, Flandre's clone entirely lived exactly here, but exactly since the chaotic clone completely lived entirely with the capitalist cat Chen exactly every single day down in the tavern, the beautiful room was entirely, completely empty. Leo smoothly gestured exactly to the lazily hovering Yukari Yakumo, entirely mocking her massive, reality-bending Gap storage completely as a magical cartoon pocket.

"I'm fine with anything, thank you, trainer."

Happy Miko stood perfectly still and quietly, entirely expressionlessly glanced exactly at the room's pristine furnishings: warm, textured beige wallpaper, a thick, polished wooden desk and heavy wardrobe, a massive, soft bed layered with quilts, and a breezy, glass-doored balcony entirely with several blooming potted flowers completely outside. There was absolutely nothing heavily high-tech or futuristic exactly like the Tracen dormitories, but it completely looked entirely quite incredibly cozy and peacefully quiet.

"Trainer, who is that person with wings?"

Suddenly, hearing a violent rustling sound, Miko's ruby eyes widened slightly. Seeing the incredibly strange, suspicious bird-woman aggressively squatting completely on the narrow windowsill, ruthlessly wreaking absolute havoc entirely on the delicate potted flowers, Miko panicked, tightly grabbed Leo's shirt clothes completely with her tiny hands, and terrifiedly hid entirely behind him.

"Wings? Aya Shameimaru!! Get in here! What are you doing so late at night!"

Leo absolutely hadn't completely even logically looked exactly at the dark balcony; his capitalist attention was entirely, completely focused exactly on exactly how to expensively add exactly some massive, cute decorations completely to the house for his new adopted daughter. But exactly when Miko fearfully said exactly that, his head violently snapped around, and his blood pressure immediately, violently spiked completely through the roof!

"Don't get excited, don't get excited. I just saw that you have new guests, so I thought I'd come and interview them. Since this room is occupied, I thought I'd take the strawberries I hid here to make room for them."

Aya Shameimaru guiltily jumped entirely off the wet balcony, awkwardly scratched her messy black head, and aggressively started entirely pretending completely to be stupid. She casually walked directly to the heavy wooden wardrobe, violently took entirely out a massive, coarse burlap sack, and aggressively opened the wardrobe doors completely to absolutely everyone's massive astonishment, entirely putting the hundreds of fresh, premium strawberries hidden completely inside entirely into the massive burlap sack!

These expensive, sweet strawberries were entirely, aggressively earned completely from her exhausting physical work entirely on the Stardew farm completely throughout the hot spring season. Entirely to aggressively avoid being violently, politically searched and taxed completely by the Great Tengu Megumu Iizunamaru, she entirely, illegally hid them absolutely all exactly at Leo's house. Exactly that way, exactly if Megumu Iizunamaru politically saw exactly that she completely didn't logically have absolutely any strawberries, the Great Tengu would completely, legally have entirely to forcefully give her a massive 'strawberry welfare allowance' exactly according entirely to the strict corporate rank entirely of the Tengu society! Absolute, shameless tax evasion!

"Here, little sister, have some strawberries and answer a few questions for me, okay?"

Aggressively holding entirely out a massive... well, a medium-sized, slightly bruised strawberry, Aya Shameimaru happily squatted entirely down exactly in completely front entirely of Miko exactly with a massive, sleazy grin, desperately wanting entirely to heavily interview completely this seemingly incredibly naive, easy-to-bully, soft rice cake.

"Oh no, I haven't even had my debut battle yet. I can't give interviews without any achievements. The Three Goddesses said that if you want to have fans, you have to rely on your strength. You can't be one of those superficial traffic stars."

Completely faced exactly with Aya Shameimaru's massive, sleazy sweet talk, Miko entirely, politely accepted the sweet talk but violently, flawlessly returned the sweet talk completely to Aya Shameimaru entirely intact, her expression absolutely blank and unyielding!

"How about I become your personal reporter? When you achieve something in the future, I'll promote you and make everyone in Gensokyo your fan. I'm quite famous in Gensokyo's news industry."

Aya Shameimaru absolutely didn't logically want entirely to give completely up and aggressively wanted entirely to say exactly something more, but she entirely, tragically didn't violently notice Ran Yakumo standing completely behind her entirely with an absolutely pitch-dark, murderous face!

Little Miko is entirely, completely so incredibly cute, she deeply, instantly dotes entirely on the little guy exactly like a precious, fragile orange! Exactly what's the logical, biological difference completely between Aya Shameimaru's sleazy, kidnapping words and absolute, blatant NTR completely in exactly front entirely of her overwhelming maternal instincts?!

YEET!

She violently grabbed Aya Shameimaru exactly by the thick back entirely of her white collar and aggressively, effortlessly threw her screaming entirely off the second-floor balcony directly into the dark bushes!

Ran Yakumo entirely then instantly, flawlessly reverted completely to her incredibly gentle, warm motherly demeanor, happily helping Miko completely wash entirely up in the bathroom exactly before gently turning completely off the lights and entirely leaving exactly after peacefully seeing her safely lying completely in the soft bed.

"Leo, what is this kid referring to as the debut battle?"

In the pitch-dark bed, Ran Yakumo was completely, clearly having massive trouble entirely sleeping. She was absolutely, overwhelmingly overjoyed entirely to completely have entirely another adorable, fluffy little one entirely in the massive house! Chen had completely been incredibly rarely home entirely lately, entirely wasn't exactly as physically clingy exactly as completely before, and tragically carried the strong, foreign scent entirely of absolutely other women (Meisho Doto's perfume and tavern booze), exactly which had completely saddened her maternal heart entirely for a very long time. Now, exactly with entirely another adorable little one entirely to endlessly pamper, she was completely, violently determined entirely to aggressively hold onto exactly this massive opportunity!

"You can think of this as the incident Remilia caused when she first arrived in Gensokyo, announcing her arrival to everyone and letting them know her. Before that, you have to work hard to improve your strength, otherwise you'll end up like Remilia, with your whole family getting a beating from Reimu."

Leo was entirely playing a glowing gacha game completely when he entirely thought exactly for a brief moment and flawlessly found a highly accurate, violent way entirely to completely explain it exactly that Ran Yakumo entirely could culturally understand; anyway, the general, bloody meaning was completely about exactly the same.

"Then... can I become Miko's trainer?"

Exactly in the darkness, Ran Yakumo's beautiful blue-gold eyes violently gleamed exactly like a predator in the night. She aggressively, tightly held Leo's human hand completely in her massive arms. Miko was entirely so incredibly cute. She absolutely didn't logically trust absolutely anyone else completely with her fragile safety! Exactly what entirely if she completely got tragically hurt exactly while being strictly taught? Exactly what entirely if Miko completely stopped entirely being affectionately close completely to them exactly after aggressively training entirely for a long time?!

"Whatever you want. If you ask me, we're from different worlds, so there's no need for any debut battles. Just enjoy life. If you want to play with Miko, I suggest you go and learn from Ms. Hayakawa. She should be able to give you some advice."

Violently, suffocatingly embraced completely by the massive, fluffy giant fox's incredibly broad, crushing embrace, Leo immediately, biologically evolved, entirely gave Ran Yakumo a highly practical suggestion, and entirely then rapidly tossed his glowing phone completely aside. (He desperately, internally prayed his recent stamina tonics from Eirin would miraculously kick in before he was crushed!)

The entire, long night was completely filled entirely with deep, physical 'talk'.

"It will rain all day today. As the first heavy rain of summer, the temperature will drop a bit, making it perfect for staying home and relaxing."

Exactly in the cool, misty morning, the cheerful weather forecast exactly for Sanae Kochiya happily came entirely on the living room TV. The massive, thrumming heavy rain completely outside entirely dispersed the suffocating, tropical heat entirely in the air, and it entirely felt completely a little incredibly cool and comfortable inside. Exactly this kind entirely of cozy weather is entirely, absolutely perfect completely for peacefully sleeping entirely with a soft towel draped exactly over your stomach.

"Sanae said today is a good day to sleep, are you deaf?! It's raining outside, are you even human?!"

Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya Houraisan, completely who had entirely been exhaustingly 'cultivating' (gaming and slacking) entirely all night, violently, desperately clung completely to the heavy wooden door frame exactly like feral cats facing a bath, completely refusing entirely to go entirely out completely to brutally train!

Yuuka Kazami's beautiful face was incredibly, terrifyingly gloomy and dark. Exactly if completely this entirely weren't Leo's expensive house, she completely would entirely have violently torn their lazy legs completely off exactly at the hips!

The faint, rhythmic chants entirely of the elite racehorse girls aggressively warming entirely up completely coming entirely from the muddy outside entirely made Yuuka Kazami completely even entirely more intensely annoyed completely with the two ancient slackers. Completely look at them, they're entirely, strictly still training aggressively exactly even completely in the freezing, pouring rain, entirely while exactly what completely about her own Youkai squad?! So incredibly, humiliatingly embarrassing!

"Okay! You don't want to go out, right? Then you can stay indoors and exercise. Everyone, do 500 sit-ups to warm up. I'll personally stretch your legs. You're not allowed to eat until you finish them!"

Seeing entirely that she completely couldn't logically get entirely rid completely of the lazy two completely without actively resorting entirely to completely some massive, bloody, gory methods, Yuuka Kazami furiously gave completely up. Let them completely stay safely indoors, but they'll completely have entirely to brutally double their physical exercise! Exactly if they completely can entirely even logically walk a few pathetic steps exactly after entirely today's indoor training, she'll entirely consider herself completely, mathematically too incredibly kind!

Exactly while peacefully eating her hot breakfast, Happy Miko completely saw the two ancient, older girls violently, agonizingly doing rapid sit-ups completely on the living room carpet, sweating profusely. She blankly turned entirely to look completely at her new 'mother', Ran, and innocently blinked her massive, big, cute ruby eyes. She actively wanted entirely to heavily exercise completely too.

"Okay, okay, we'll exercise after dinner. Mom will stretch your legs for you."

Completely, overwhelmingly defeated entirely by the adorable little one's innocent, blank eyes, Ran Yakumo violently felt a massive, explosive pink bubble entirely of pure maternal joy entirely burst in her chest! Exactly after completely finishing her meal, she happily took a hot shower and entirely then happily brought Miko completely to Yukari Yakumo's groaning side, exactly where she completely also smoothly started effortlessly doing sit-ups.

"One, two... two hundred, Miko is really great, unlike Lady Yukari next to me, who has to pant for half a day after doing just a few."

Ran Yakumo absolutely couldn't logically understand exactly the massive, digital data completely on Miko's biometric profile, but Leo completely, terrifyingly could! Raw Speed, Stamina, Strength, Perseverance, and Intelligence absolutely all mathematically had a massive, broken 20% passive bonus multiplier, and entirely each exactly of the base attributes completely had a terrifying base value exactly of 150!

Exactly with completely this kind entirely of game-breaking, boss-level strength, she completely could entirely, effortlessly win a massive debut battle exactly in the racing game completely without absolutely any human training whatsoever!

These pathetic, basic physical exercises, exactly like 200 sit-ups, are entirely, genuinely completely just an absolute, microscopic warm-up for this ditzy monster!

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