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"It's not very challenging. The fish here, Mayor, are a bit silly. There's no thrill in the game."
Exactly after Happy Miko's massive, magical 'newbie protection period' finally, abruptly ended, Chen and Seiun Sky completely also actively started aggressively catching massive fish. However, completely for Seiun Sky, an incredibly seasoned, veteran angler, the massive fish entirely here were absolutely not mathematically challenging exactly at all, completely except entirely for the physical process exactly of heavily playing them on the line. They were entirely, simply too incredibly easy to trick! Exactly if she completely wanted to, she entirely could completely, brutally ignore the refined techniques and violently, forcefully pull the heavy fish completely out exactly like a mechanical winch, strictly just exactly like the robotic Miko!
"Challenging? Yes, there is. After the Stardew Valley Cup starts, there will be a fishing event. Whoever catches the most fish wins. If they can catch the legendary Summer King Fish, they will win outright. Want to have a competition? We will send out the cat that caught the Spring King Fish."
"That's right, it's me."
Entirely upon proudly hearing her name violently called, Chen aggressively stretched entirely out her fluffy black tail and happily, proudly sat completely on the massive fishing box, eagerly waiting exactly for a massive gasp of awe from the crowd.
Unfortunately for her ego, the capitalist cat had completely been aggressively acting incredibly cute entirely at the massive tavern entirely too much entirely lately, and its previously mysterious and noble Yokai black cat image was completely, tragically reduced entirely to just a fluffy mascot of cuteness. Exactly when Nishino Hana gently, affectionately scratched its soft chin, it instantly, violently purred incredibly loudly and professionally entered its paid "business mode", shamelessly rubbing against the horse girl's hand!
"The Summer King Fish? Interesting, count me in."
The relaxing day smoothly passed completely uneventfully. Exactly in the cool evening, Seiun Sky and Nishino Hana politely said goodbye completely to Leo exactly with their heavy, bulging fish baskets. The purring Chen and the robotic Happy Miko were entirely, safely taken completely by Flandre's clone entirely to happily work completely at the Star Tavern. Leo actively planned completely to safely let them entirely go home only exactly after he completely, physically confirmed exactly that there were absolutely no severed limbs, flying danmaku, or massive pools of blood actively in the farmhouse.
"I'm back... What kind of pose is that?"
Carefully pushing entirely open the heavy oak door completely of the farmhouse, an incredibly strange, deeply eerie, and psychologically scarring scene violently came entirely into his view!
There was completely, miraculously absolutely no blood entirely on the wooden floor or walls, and the expensive furniture was entirely not physically damaged. Yuuka Kazami completely seemed entirely to absolutely be actively restraining herself, but completely could absolutely someone logically tell him exactly what on earth Yukari Yakumo and the others were violently doing?!
The four identical Flandre clones and Yukari Yakumo had agonizingly, violently arranged completely themselves entirely into the complex, multi-stroke Chinese character "对" (match), entirely while the absolute rest of the groaning, tangled bodies were violently twisted into "不起" (nothing), commas, "we were wrong," and periods—absolutely all meticulously, sadistically arranged completely by the bruised Kaguya Houraisan!
Has Yuuka Kazami completely, terrifyingly awakened entirely some massive, strange new sadomasochistic hobby?! It's entirely getting completely weirder and entirely weirder in this house!
"That's what they said themselves. As long as they don't exercise, they'll do anything. So I found a novel in Yukari Yakumo's room and had them spell out each word with their bodies to improve their flexibility. But this novel is quite interesting, it's called..."
"Waaaaah! Waaaaah!"
Yuuka Kazami entirely, sadistically waved the thick, glossy book completely in her hand, exactly about entirely to cheerfully say exactly something embarrassing, but was completely, suddenly violently interrupted exactly by Yukari Yakumo's ear-piercing shrieks! Unfortunately, the Sage of Youkai was entirely, currently heavily pinned completely down entirely by exactly two Flandre clones and absolutely couldn't physically get completely up entirely for the time being!
"A novel? Let me see... 'My Stardew Valley Life with Miss Ran'? I never expected this. So this is what you're like, Yukari Yakumo. You openly oppose me, but secretly you're my fan. I've missed out on you."
Leo curiously took the heavy, self-published novel. The glossy cover heavily featured an incredibly cute, highly detailed hand-drawn illustration completely of Ran Yakumo cooking in an apron! The printed author's name was completely listed as "If I Don't Live, I Bite a Lighter," exactly one of the notoriously asthmatic Patchouli Knowledge's secret, chaotic pseudonyms! The specific volume he was completely holding was the 'Spring Chapter', and the massive rest completely of the thick book was entirely probably absolutely not finished entirely yet!
"Stop looking! Give it back to me!"
Yukari Yakumo violently let entirely out a massive, pathetic whistling sound of absolute social death, her whole, ancient body agonizingly sprawled entirely out completely on the living room carpet exactly like a crushed golden pancake! Her absolute deepest, darkest little secret completely had entirely been violently discovered, and the Sage's pride was entirely, legally dead!
"Here you go, here you go. Considering you're my and Ran's number one fan, we'll have a seafood feast tonight."
Leo generously, mockingly put completely down the embarrassing book and happily went directly into the kitchen entirely to get actively busy. Completely considering exactly that Yukari Yakumo's arrogant, mother-in-law attitude was entirely, actually completely like exactly this in secret, he happily took entirely out the absolute best, premium ingredients from his magical inventory:
Massive, premium dried seafood directly from the Wakasagihime mermaid family, thick, glistening sea cucumbers completely that looked exactly like they had entirely just been freshly caught exactly when they were placed entirely in the preservation box, massive, purple octopus tentacles completely as long entirely as his human arm, and absolute top-quality, magical purple mushrooms completely from the dark Mushroom Cave! He excitedly prepared completely to aggressively cook a massive, boiling pot entirely of thick, rich seafood mushroom cream soup completely heavily infused with fresh milk and butter!
Summer cash crops completely, generally have an incredibly long, agonizing growing period, mathematically averaging exactly more than ten massive days completely to physically mature. However, absolutely most entirely of them are completely sustainable, regrowing crops, and absolutely even exactly if they completely grow entirely longer, they absolutely cannot entirely grow completely as long exactly as the legendary Ancient Seeds!
Leo has entirely, aggressively produced entirely quite a few completely of exactly these using the massive seed-making machine and has entirely, specially designated a massive, heavily fortified piece entirely of land completely on Spring Island entirely for actively planting them. The raw growing period completely for exactly these is a terrifying three massive months!
It strictly takes an absolute whole season completely to grow, and entirely another full month entirely to ripen exactly again entirely after harvesting! It is the absolute most incredibly precious crop completely in Stardew Valley. Leo completely, aggressively protects it entirely very, very well, completely with a massive, electrified iron fence heavily surrounding it and a massive, painted warning sign completely that strictly prohibits Marisa Kirisame, Aya Shameimaru, and Shion Yorigami completely from absolutely even approaching the perimeter!
Exactly in the hot kitchen, Leo was aggressively cooking the massive, bubbling seafood soup. Entirely inside the living room, exactly after the grueling, body-twisting training, a thoroughly humiliated Yukari Yakumo was completely enjoying a deep, soothing massage completely from Ran Yakumo entirely on the plush sofa.
Flandre Scarlet, entirely on the absolute other hand, completely didn't entirely even logically stay to eat the delicious food and violently ran entirely straight completely back entirely to the Scarlet Devil Mansion exactly overnight! She was completely, entirely almost physically driven completely crazy entirely by completely today's horrific, sadistic ordeal. She entirely, firmly decided exactly that completely as long entirely as the demonic Yuuka Kazami was actively home, she absolutely wouldn't completely come entirely back completely to stay entirely for the time being!
Sunday.
It was a brilliantly sunny day completely with absolutely no clouds entirely in the blue sky. Yesterday's torrential rain completely had heavily brought completely down the tropical temperature considerably, and the crisp air was completely filled entirely with the incredibly fresh, nostalgic smell completely of wet earth and sweet grass.
"Seiun! You said you'd go fishing with me yesterday, and you'd come with me to take pictures in the flower field today! What's the meaning of you bringing a fishing rod?!"
Nishino Hana had entirely changed completely into a breathtakingly beautiful, stylish outfit and happily waited entirely for Seiun Sky completely outside the hot spring hostel, happily imagining the two entirely of them peacefully playing and entirely having fun completely in the massive flower field, entirely taking cute photos, romantically sharing their packed lunch completely under the cool shade completely of a massive tree exactly at noon, and peacefully taking a nap entirely together completely in the warm afternoon.
But!
Who on earth completely goes entirely out completely carrying a massive, carbon-fiber fishing rod on a cute date?!
"Well, I saw a lake near the flower field on the map. You take your pictures, and I'll just cast a couple of lines."
Exactly that's completely how absolute, obsessed anglers mathematically are. Exactly as long entirely as they're completely scientifically sure exactly there are biological fish entirely in the water, they'll aggressively cast their lines absolutely no matter exactly what kind of suspicious water it entirely is! Absolutely even exactly if they're completely lying entirely on their literal deathbed, they'll completely still violently cast entirely their lines completely in the mystical Yellow Springs of the Underworld exactly if they completely have the chance!
"No! You have to stay with me today! Put the fishing rod back!"
Nishino Hana angrily puffed entirely out her soft cheeks, magically making herself physically look completely as round and adorable exactly as a little angry pufferfish! She aggressively, violently took completely off Seiun Sky's heavy fishing equipment and angrily put it completely back entirely in the room, then aggressively pulled her entirely away by the wrist!
There were incredibly many completely similar, lively scenes. Entirely today was the absolute last day completely of the brutal first week, and incredibly many exhausted horse girls completely made massive plans entirely to happily go entirely out completely for sightseeing entirely with their friends. Massive groups completely of two or three elite horse girls happily set completely off entirely from the hot spring inn and actively headed entirely to absolutely various beautiful places completely in Stardew Valley. The bright, cheerful laughter completely of the energetic girls actively echoed completely in the peaceful valley.
At the entrance to the deep Mine in the back mountain.
A massive, brand new wooden house was completely, freshly built entirely next completely to Marisa's chaotic potion shop. Several little kappa engineers were entirely, aggressively busy completely inside exactly with blueprints and hammers.
Absolutely every single curious horse girl completely who enthusiastically went entirely in completely came entirely out magically wearing a pristine, classic adventurer's outfit highly similar entirely to completely that entirely of the little fairies, completely with a heavy wooden slingshot or a gleaming iron longsword proudly hanging completely at her waist! Then, she would completely, gullibly spend a massive few hundred expensive dollars completely at the suspicious potion shop entirely next door completely to aggressively buy a few glowing bottles completely of Marisa's 'official' red life potion (mostly just crushed mushrooms and questionable river water).
This is a massive, highly profitable adventure mini-game entirely planned completely by the capitalist Leo and Nitori Kawashiro entirely to aggressively increase the massive, paid entertainment options entirely in Stardew Valley!
The terrifying, shadow monsters entirely in the deep mine are entirely a bit incredibly dangerous completely for ordinary, squishy humans, but they are absolutely not a physical problem entirely for an elite racehorse girl completely who mathematically has the absolute exact same terrifying physical abilities exactly as a supernatural youkai!
So exactly after Leo had entirely, completely already violently cleared the massive mine completely to the bottom and successfully obtained the legendary Stardrop (Star Fruit) and the ultimate Obsidian Edge (Black Sword), Leo completely, shamelessly turned the entire lethal place completely into a massive, heavily commercialized entertainment mini-game completely to siphon raw gold from the rich tourists!