ARCH:L- LAST WISH ...HAYSSST feels just like yesterday time sure flies faster than I anticipated...
ROB:HEY...Stop being sarcastic...
ARCH: ohh.Common...chill gramps.....I'm trying to think ...nuh I give up...Gramps I want my appearance first....can't wait to... eat This Fruits.....
ROB; WHY the rush....
ARCH:shhhhh lower your voice .gramps someone might hear or worst steal my treasures....haaa.
ROB: SIGHH....(rubbing his forehead) [I'm too old for this job].
So Human were doing your appearance, tell me what's your preference is. As detailed as possible.
ARCH: HUH...Gramps are you serious.....your hand is kinda shakky....too risky.
ROB:What the.....a human like you dares to doubt my craftsmanship?.
ARCH:Ngl.....yup 👍 ...
ROB:hmmp... Don't be afraid ...My skills are topnotch even Michelangelo's David and Bernini's Ecstasy of Saint Teresa are nothing but a child's play.
ARCH: He's definitely bragging...damnnn his Aura?.its rising [gramps +999 ]
ROB:now stand still..or should I just give you a Shrek face and put a spell on you----
ARCH: not this true love kiss again ..I'm sorry for doubting your skill gramps ...I've long known that you skills are untouchable a paramount unseen an---
ROB: Enough with that fake flattery.
ARCH:Ahem okay gramps First I want a long white hair....
ROB: okay Stand still....
(ROB Snap his fingers and the head of the white walking ghost like creature, stops and suddenly long white hairs sprouts on top of his head cascading and flowing down to his back till it reaches his waist the white hairs shimmer like a moon glowing in the night.)
ARCH: EXCUSE ME author but what's up with this Chinese shenanigans ?..
/huh...a mc like you wouldn't understand the art of poetry/
ARCH:what the ...
ROB;next....
ARCH: I want to have a high nose and red eyes and a chiseled jaw line not the muscular type but more like a donghua mc... yup ..that's it. Gramps. Make me a handsome man but i want to have some cuteness at the same... can you accomplish that Great ROB(blinks)
..
ROB: ughh this brat is really getting into my nerves...Fine ....FINE...ILL SHOW ....what true art is (wait that sound familiar..)..
[2 HOURS TIME SKIP]
ROB: Okay It's done ..hm..hmm..hmmm.you look gorgeous and as for your... request handsome. With some cuteness...
Really top notch...
ARCH: ok...good work gramps..do you perhaps use mirror here,can I borrow one..
ROB:nope we don't use such thing.
ARCH: then ....I can't see my own face....nooooooooo.How would I know if my appearance is appropriate to look at ..Don't tell me gramps your pulling some prank on me...huhuhuhhhuhh...
ROB:(Actually we do have some divine mirrors here but your apperance will be my surprise gift ..heheh..serves you right for belittling my craftsmanship)
Ahemm.human don't panic with that face of yours, you'll definitely gonna have a lover..
ARCH:what really really really really....now....that's what im talking about thanks gramps you're the best ..
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ROB:no problemx³
ARCH:what else do I need?? Hmmm....what bout money.....now that were talking about currency what year or era does this MHA have?...
HEY STUPID AUTHOR ANY CLUES
/wait...around the early-to-mid 2020s or later /
ARCH:so technologies are pretty advance...
/nope.....way more advance than you think /
ARCH:so spaceships and flying cars are everywhere and aliens invasion exist...molly..
/what's with this mc is he onto some Cracks.?/
ROB:Heyyy Human...Stop wasting my time,what's your last wish?.
ARCH: I wish to become the riches man alive .....yeah give it to mee babyyyyyy-
ROB:Denied....
ARCH: what the f..... How gramps..whyyyyyy..how's that even possible.....
ROB: Because your background story is already in set...It's on the Script.
ARCH: Script..... Hmmmm..huuuuuuhhH..Gramps..you betrayer...all this time ..from the beginning ....you also have this stupid script ....
ROB:Yup
ARCH:then whats the point of all this... crap....
ROB:it's says here,its for chapter 1 and 2.. 👍..
ARCH:Arghhhhhhh.....nuh Idont even want to think about it anymore....
/👍/
<👍 >
ARCH:Shut upppppppp....(while punching the air)...
[3 Minutes later ]
ARCH:ok. That felt good.....
So gramps for my last wish of course The one and only The Greatest Golden finger to ever exist...give me my SYSTEM ...
ROB:(reading the Script)
Ok But it's says here that your system is a regular simple life style skill tool kit system....
( silence)
ARCH:HEYYYYY AUTHOR WHAT WITH YOUR NAMIngg SKILLLLLSSS....
/boy...what'd you know...Can't you see that I named your system and described it at the same time../
ARCH:huhhhhhh...that'....s actually makes sense..
/see told ya..😉/
ARCH:TEN WISHES COMPLETE...
(Stretching his imaginarylimbs)..ah just coming up with those wishes was hard as f....
ROB:Look who's talking...Now prepare for your departure Human..
ARCH.OKKKKKK just need to eat This devil fruits....wait...waitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt..... HEYYYY AUTHORRRRRRRRRR ....
/what..whats happening /
ARCH:Don't,,"what's happening " me ....You fuckin know That Eating a second Devil Fruit is typically suicide.
[ moment of silence.ARCH collapse and memories of his past life flashes before his eyes ]
ARCH:huhhh ....what was that...whos dares..how dare you disturb....HEY Shut upppp..
/ah sorry boy, that's are narrator 😉/
ARCH: Narrator?.....when did we have him or her or they or them...or JUST SHUT UPPP YOU DAMN NARRATOR IM IN A BIG DILEMMA RIGHT NOW.....
[Like chill bro]
/ yeah calm down boy/
[ after 4 seconds of calming down]
ARCH: NOW YOU LEAVE ME KNOW CHOICE....ILL USE MY TRUMP CARD HERE...I SUMMON YOU ....
[ a minute of ARCH imagining A black magic circle appearing right before his eyes.]
ARCH: COME FORTH HEAR MY CALL... DETEIKEEEEEEEEEEE PLOT ARMORUUUUUUUU.....
--silence --
DIRECTOR-this is madness...I can't believe it ...did he just summoned the greatest uno reverse card!?
Author- yes he did summoned that device where a character, usually the protagonist, survives impossible situations, injuries, or death because the story needs them to continue, often defying the established rules of their world or their own capabilities for convenience.
[ what's gonna happened now?. Out of eagerness to survive ARCH D NEWGATE summoned the Power He shouldn't have? The so called PLOT ARMOR-chan ]
- To ne continued.