[1 HOUR TIME SKIP ]
(after the plot armor event)
ROB: Finally peace at last.
(Looking around,just checking if that Human really got reincarnated) everything look's clean.No zzzzzzz noise.No snoring đ´ sounds.Yesssssssssssss
Huuuuuu.....peace at last...(tears flowing down to his cheeks).It's so quiet ..... and yet I feels like something is missing hmmmm...
DIRECTOR:What Missing him already?.
ROB:HUH? Missing Who?.
DIRECTOR:(ROLLED HIS EYES)
AUTHOR:(ROLLED HIS EYES)
ROB:Ahemm,Anyways, I still got some unfinished business so I'll bounce out first.(with peace âđż sign)
DIRECTOR: đ đđżokss.Gramps,but don't forget his allowance.!!
ROB: Allowance?! Oh I almost forgot about that part.(snaps his fingers) that should do it.Now then I gotta go.(woooshhh)
*fly sfx*
AUTHOR: He's going to Hawaii for sure (nodding his head).
NARRATOR:what do we do now?
AUTHOR: Yeah director what now?
DIRECTOR: OF course...After all that hardships..We deservesomerelaxation..so....LETS GO GRAB SOME FUCKING DRINK...
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
LOCATION; sea of Japan,Oki Island.
(In real life Oki Islands consist
over 180 smaller, uninhabited islets,but here in my novel the oki island will be like wano island and in the very core or center of wano lays the onigashima land)
( image here )
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Inside of a dilapidated house there's a certain individual sleeping peacefully..wait..to be precise its a kid ....yup..a kid who's sleeping like it is his last sleep.This brat is about 5 to 6 years old,he's wearing white chiton like those Greek gods clothing and He has a white long hair...yup this kid Is none other than our mc.
The funniest part is his fucking sleeping inside a coffin.Like his some kind of ancient vampire.BTW this coffin looks majestic and imposing the craftsmanship is very detailed ,even the accessories placed beautifully on its sides are made up of emeralds diamonds and rubies.(hey.fun fact he's been sleeping for about 7 days now..and that sounds ridiculous like who the fuck can sleep for 7full days without eating,pissing and taking a shit.That's sound's impossible! Or this kid is really embodying his vampire persona or maybe he is dead...hmmm.I think it's the latter after all ROB shoved those devil fruits in his mouth like some kind of mukbang video.Who would survive that.Still I will remember you and I will personally scatter your ashes in the ocean...
But then a ....
-RooOOOoOOOoOOoaAaAAAR-
A loud roaring sound can be heard echoing through out the entire island
Like a beast waking up from it's slumber..... JOKES ON YOU ... it's just his fucking stomach, you know that kind of growling noise when your fucking hungry to the point were you can eat a horse...yuppp that type of growl.Anywayssssss, after that embarrassing moment .He finally wakes up.
(ARCH POV )
Hmmmmmmmm.....Where am I....
It's too dark here.....i need some light. ..should I check my surroundings first.ugh my movements are quite restricted..hmmmmm its time to use my brain hmmmmm ...so after using my super b analytical skill I have deduced that I'm in a box,kinda...
[ NARRATOR:the fuck is he really this fuckin dumb]
ARCH:hmmmm...nothing will happen if I'll just lay here. Actually I don't mind staying here forever....
But (growwl) my stomach is protesting...hayssstt.here goes nothing ....*takes a deep breath*..MIGHT GUY STYLE DYNAMIC ENTRYYYYYY...* BooOoOOooOom*
[NARRATOR:Dynamic Entry: A signature jump kick to an opponent's face, often used as a surprise attack after distracting them with a weapon.]
ARCH:okay...that was cool and refreshing ....(stands up).
So where am I ?(scratching his head)....(he looks down and notices the coffin)...oh wow...how beautiful so I've been sleeping in this coffin....from now own This artifact should not be called coffin.This artifact should be called LITTLE PALACE.....
[NARRATOR:Bleehhhhh..uckk ..whats wrong with this dude....Skill issue?, more like naming issue. ]
ARCH:(sneeze) achoo .....Hmmmm
Who's bad mouthing me now?....(growwl)..ugh..damn this stomach....
(He slowly walks out from the coffin or from the little palace. -_-)
ARCH:Wait I feel like I'm missing something crucial.....come on concentrate....WISHES!!!!!
oh... I remember now....
(But something unexpected happened.)
( ARCH Pov)
Wishes....what wishes...?ahh gut.ahhh.haghhh..
Arghhhhhh ..ha...ha.aahhh.ghh...
Aghhhh gahh..
Argrg it hurts ahghhhh ..it hurts it hurts ...no aghhhghh.aghhh why
..ahhghg ghh
.ga
.aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh....what's happening ...my head ....it hurts it hurts *sobs *sobs it hurts ..ahhhhhhhh please no more .please.*sobs .agh.. i can't take it anymore ugh. (Slams hes head to the floor)*bang *bang *bang aghhhhh..haaaaa hhahaa why.....whyyyyy.whyyyyyyy *bang bang bang bang bang bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang*BANGgGGgGGG....
(Blood begun to flow from his head like unending stream.The beautiful white hair was no longer present instead there where red blood hair.His pale skin becomes more paler his white chiton clothes turned red,painted by his own blood.From his head to his toe blood flows like water.His taking a bath with his own blood.He keeps on screaming,wailing and hoping that this hell will end soon or else he would end this nonsense himself. )
--TO BE CONTINUED--