ARCH: A letter?....heyy system.Give me this letter I'm quite curious what magical things are written in there?
SYSTEM:.[PROCESSING] ..Access denied!...
ARCH:HUH?. Denied?.tsk..what a cliffhanger.Mehhh who cares about that stupid letter anyway.Just give me my hamburger 🍔 😤.
AUTHOR: Heyyyyy....what'd you mean by "who cares" of course we do! We never give you such letter !.
DIRECTOR: Yeah...There's no such thing as "letter in the system inventory" on the Script.
NARRATOR: Interesting. So someone bypassed our securities.
ROB: Letter...hmmmmm.....Now that's something!
[ Back to Arch]
After ARCH sets his command to the system .A loud creaking sound echoed and the Interface of the system expanded from an unbelievable point of view. Originally the size of the system tab is similar to a book but now it keeps on expanding. The book like system interface was now a 3 meters door.
ARCH:WHAAAAAAATTTTT...a door...
So that's why it fucking CREAKKKKKs.Damn....it's extremely big.Wait a minute A door? A big door? A black old fashioned door? An abandoned door?...^gulp* no fucking way...S-s-slender man??????.....
-----silence-----
AUTHOR: And that's the reason why the system fucking creaks....👍 such a Fabulous execution...
NARRATOR: Ah..Im speechless.*whispers* what a dumbell.....did he really came up with this idea.?..is he also mentally retarded ?.
DIRECTOR: hmmm..no comment.
ROB: 💤 zzZ.
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[Back to Arch]
The 3 meters old forsaken black oak door is slightly quivering as it slowly opens*CREAKKKKK *
ARCH:Shittttttt.....Did I somehow disturb Slender Man.....NOT COOL ..not cool.....I just want my burger..Men....what's with this set up....
( As Arch watches the door opening slowly.He felt coldness and death coming out from the door.Each senses that he have is tingling giving him a signal,a warning that if he ever moves from his position he will surely meet his end.*CREAKKKKK * *THUUUUUUDDDDD*.....A loud sound echoed trough out the entire house. The door was finally opened...No slender man came out...But just pure darkness like the Void itself is living inside that door.He stares at the opened door wondering what's going to happen next.Suddenly he hears a gravelly voice "If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you".His entire being trembled,weakness and helplessness stirred within him....Because in the very center of the void there was a big blooded eye starring back at him.Abyss like pupil and blood red iris the veins in its eye are crawling like living worms.He couldn't do anything but stay put and wait...wait for his fate....Suddenly the eye shuts itself. But before he can process what just happened .He notices something...something is coming out from the big door.A finger?!.Not just a finger but a big one,a colossus finger and standing infront of it makes him like an ant.
With its long black colored nail and with its rotting and bloody phalanges.He had no doubt that this finger had destroyed many beings before.
Then he spotted it.....On the very tip of the giant fingernail there was a crystal plate and on that plate there was his... spicy hamburger 🍔 ....His mouth agape.He couldn't believe it this monstrous murderous like creature Is actual here just to deliver this one plain spicy burger!....Suddenly his body begun to move on its own like he is being controlled his legs moved closer to the fingernail and his hand grabbed the crystal plate....Then the big finger retreated slowly like a snail on walk.After the big finger disappeared in the void...a *CREAKKKKK ** sound can be heard...Then....*THUUUUUUDDDDD *.. The big door closed on its own.He watches as the old forsaken black oak door started shaking and shrinking little by little until it returned to its original book size form.
*CREAKKKKK *.....
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[INVENTORY]
[♾️]
[x1 letter].
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*CREAKKKKK *
-----silence--------
DIRECTOR: Hey..author,get your ASS OVER HEREEEE AND.TELL ME WHAT THE FUCCCKKKKK IS GOING ON?
NARRATOR:(shakes his head).Goodness,Hey author are you into some medications!
AUTHOR:Heyyy watch your mouth....This part wasn't entirely my fault!....
DIRECTOR: huhhhhhh? Wasn't this one of your stupid Idea!.
NARRATOR: Yeah...you fucking idiot and yet you still have the balls to deny it...
AUTHOR:Look..,let me explain,okay,
Remember when we did a job hiring
DIRECTOR:(Nods)
NARRATOR:job hiring?
AUTHOR:YUP, Job hiring...👍 and were looking for a delibery man right?.so .....yeah?....
And at that time we really needed someone to fill the slot to finalize the system settings-
DIRECTOR: And you fuckkkkkking choose this guy...
NARRATOR: ARE YOU NUTSSSSSS...
AUTHOR: Well it was actually an accident...I kinda did a Minimini mini mo.....and boom...you know the rest...
DIRECTOR:Unbelievable.
.( shakes his head then gave up thinking)...Go get me some latte!...
NARRATOR: Mini mini mini mo ?...ughhh.....YOU FUCKIIIIING PSYCHOPATH...come hereeee Don't you dare fuckinnggg runnnnnn.
I'll show you what's a real MIni mini mini mo is.....
AUTHOR:(he's running...more like escaping faster than the speed of light )...latte? Ok boss.
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(back to Arch)
ARCH: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Haaaa.haaaaa...haha.....J-JUST FOR A FUCKING BURGER 🍔. JUST FOR THIS BURGER.....FUCKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.....
ARE YOU FUCKINGGG INSANE !!!!!
WHo in the world would put Such thing inside of a fuckingg door...DAMMMMIT....So are you implying that every time,everysinglefucking time I'll purchase something This big eyed dude will come out and deliver the goods....who The FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS BULLSHITTTTT...
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AUTHOR: oh come on ,stop being a pussy...Besides that's a superrrrr like VIP Service 😎...yupppp just for you.. 😉. (winks)
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[ after 30 minutes of ranting ]
Arch looks at the crystal plate he's holding.A clear as rain drop and majestic intricate patterns on the outer side of the plate. Beyond doubt that this single crystal plate symbolizes wealth itself.Yet somehow the spicy hamburger lays on it .Like a king sitting on its throne. He can't help but gulp and questions himself if this piece of art is edible.
ARCH: can I...a peasant really eat this gala...nahhhhh like who Give a fuckkkkk I went through hell just for this fare. It should be fair for me to devour my share....Right!!!!!
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AUTHOR: wow, you can do rhyme schemes ..
DIRECTOR: 👏 👏
NARRATOR: damnn..from hell to fare then fair and share...👍 sheeesh
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Arch cram down on the burger like some kind of zombie munching human flesh.*raw munch munch rackkgg* He chewed loudly.
ARCH: Who made thissssssss....damnnnn..what a heavenly taste...every piece of this shittttt is something worth dying for....hammmmmm...HEY Delivery man I forgive you this time....with just this burger I cant imagine how's the taste of other delicacies coming out from that creepy door who cares about your world ending entrance !!...*num num num num*..
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AUTHOR: what a ditz mc....
NARRATOR: Look who's talking
DIRECTOR:( drinking his latte)
ROB: (Stretches) heyyyyy....enough with the burger stuff.
*CREAKKKKK *
[ PICA:DON'T FORGET TO RATE THE DELIVERY SERVICE ]
ARCH: Huh ?....*cough *coughs.
------too be ontinued----