"Heavenly Dao Noodles?"
Thousand-Bones Bolun's mind was instantly filled with question marks.
He shifted his gaze—and completely froze.
Heavenly Tribulation?
Why was the Heavenly Tribulation appearing here?!
Wasn't a Heavenly Tribulation supposed to appear only when breaking through a realm, existing as a form of trial?
Damn it—
Since when did Heavenly Tribulation start breaking into prisons?!
But if Thousand-Bones Bolun was confused—
The players were even more confused.
"Holy crap, how did Brother Noodles turn into Heavenly Dao Noodles again?"
"That's the power of the Heavenly Tribulations, right?
Wasn't that the enemy last patch?
How the hell did it become his minion this patch?!"
"WTF? What is even happening?"
"Brother Noodles didn't freaking die?!
So going solo and fooling around is actually better than sticking with Brother Ming?!
I'm jealous as hell!"
"Damn it! I grind storylines, do quests day and night,
get caught by NPCs and dragged to an execution platform—
and this guy messes around randomly and suddenly becomes the savior?!"
"I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS!!!"
…
The players completely exploded.
Everyone was furious—
and even more of them were drowning in jealousy, envy, and hatred.
But then—
An even more outrageous scene unfolded.
"Oh my?
Isn't this the so-called King of Pay-To-Win, Super Vegeta?
Why are you in such a miserable state—nose crooked, head being stepped on by a guard?"
"Ohhh?
Isn't this Brother Ice?
Wow, your execution platform is filthy—
looks like there's even some crap on it!"
"Oh dear, Brother Fire Mage, don't look up at me like that,
you're making me shy!"
…
Beef Noodles unleashed expert-level voice-chat trash talk,
his gaze sweeping around as his verbal barrage hit every single player present without mercy.
Ah—
So satisfying!
Unbelievably satisfying!
So damn satisfying!
At this moment, Beef Noodles felt like his life had reached its absolute peak—
a full 1000% game experience achieved!
What's the point of being strong?
What's the point of being handsome?
At critical moments,
standing above everyone's gaze,
throwing out a group taunt,
watching everyone rage in helpless fury—
Pure bliss.
And most importantly…
"I, Beef Noodles, a cute newbie from the first beta test!
By sheer accident, I've become the savior of these weaklings from the first and second beta tests.
Sigh…
Invincible.
Lonely as snow."
After finishing his trash talk, Beef Noodles skillfully pulled everyone pinned to the execution platforms into frame—
Recording a short video
while expertly posturing and showing off.
In the video—
On the right:
A stylish, domineering Beef Noodles, surrounded by roaring lightning, blazing flames, and condensing frost—
clearly overflowing with prestige and power.
On the left, in the distance:
Super Vegeta and the others, bound helplessly to execution platforms, clothes tattered, utterly miserable—
the very image of pitiful, low-tier weaklings.
And the most disgusting part?
Beef Noodles even turned on a beauty filter for himself.
This single scene instantly ignited the fury of all the players.
So in the next moment—
"Brother Bolun, you can do it! Kill him!"
"That's right! He's just trash!
Don't be afraid, Brother Bolun—believe in yourself!"
"Brother Bolun, you're the strongest!
Quick, beat this little bastard to death!"
…
"???"
Thousand-Bones Bolun was dumbfounded—again.
The appearance of this Heavenly Dao Noodles, wielding the power of the Heavenly Tribulation, had made Bolun assume this man was here to rescue them!
Yet—
The group of human experts about to be beheaded—
Were all cheering for him instead?!
And every single one of them looked completely sincere—
Like they genuinely wanted to rush up and help him fight!
What the hell?!
But Thousand-Bones Bolun was, after all, one of the Four Great Heavenly Kings.
In moments of chaos, he instead grew calmer, forcing himself to think clearly.
No matter what nonsense those lunatic humans were shouting,
he absolutely could not panic.
The priority was clear:
First—kill this Heavenly Dao Noodles.
Second—execute these lunatic humans.
Finally—escort the hundreds of thousands of imprisoned non-human races to Ten-Thousand Beast City as sacrifices.
No matter what happened—
These three objectives would not change.
With that decision made, Thousand-Bones Bolun took off into the air without hesitation!
"No matter who you are—
today, you are dead for sure!!!"
Bolun immediately went all out!
Over a thousand bones condensed into a Bone Battle Armor.
Seventh-Order Sacred Body, Human Emperor–level powerhouse—
pure physical strength alone rivaling that of the Divine Transformation Realm, erupted violently!
"A Divine Transformation–level body?"
Beef Noodles immediately recognized just how terrifying Thousand-Bones Bolun truly was.
No wonder Super Vegeta and so many top players from the first and second beta tests had all wiped here in the Ten-Thousand Beast Prison.
One after another, every single one who came ended up captured in a massive pile.
This guy was actually a being whose pure physical body alone rivaled the Divine Transformation Realm!
Of course, according to Beef Noodles' understanding—
A true future Divine Transformation powerhouse would control intent, cultivation power, wield Divine-grade artifacts, and possibly even Heavenly Fire, along with countless other methods!
Even at the same realm, the difference in strength could be worlds apart!
Compared to future-era Divine Transformation experts,
Thousand-Bones Bolun didn't even come close!
But—
A Seventh-Order sacred Body, judged purely by physical strength,
was indeed terrifyingly powerful!
Magma baths?
Steel-blade back scrubs?
Child's play!
Surging qi and blood circulated throughout his body, granting a human race with terrifying vitality and regeneration!
Moreover, Thousand-Bones Bolun clearly possessed a Sacred Body that could condense and absorb exotic beast bones—
Having absorbed over a thousand such bones, his defensive power was absolutely insane!
However…
So what?
"You don't even have a Fifth-Order Sacred Body!
I can kill you with a single punch!!!"
Thousand-Bones Bolun instantly saw through how weak Beef Noodles' physical body was.
With a heavy stomp, he shattered the air and launched himself forward, intending to forcefully kill Beef Noodles on the spot!
But in the very next instant—
Thousand-Bones Bolun's eyes widened in shock.
"Heavenly Tribulation Style!"
"Three-Color Frost Barrier!!!"
…
With Beef Noodles' low mutter, three-colored Ice Tribulation energy surged violently in the sky, freezing cold roaring outward—
Forming a massive, heavy ice barrier that almost completely covered the entire deep prison shaft!
"BOOM!!!"
Thousand-Bones Bolun's attack slammed into the Frost Barrier with full force—
And yet, it failed to break through!
"Heavenly Tribulation Style!
Three-Color Thunder Spear!!!"
…
Beef Noodles extended his hand.
In a single breath, three-colored Lightning Tribulation energy condensed—
Forming a spear of pure thunder!
"Die for me!"
With a casual throw—
"PUH—!!!"
Thousand-Bones Bolun was pierced straight through by the Thunder Spear,
his body completely impaled and nailed to the ground!
In a single exchange—
Thousand-Bones Bolun was crippled!
Meanwhile, Beef Noodles stood calmly in midair.
Around him, countless Heavenly Tribulation energies surged and circulated, radiating overwhelming pressure—
Each one's power was no weaker than Thousand-Bones Bolun, and some were even stronger!
After all—
Every single one of these Three-Color Heavenly Tribulations
had once stood toe-to-toe with Human Emperors!
Thousand-Bones Bolun merely had the strength to contend for the Human Emperor level—
But these Three-Color Tribulations had clashed with true Human Emperors hundreds, even thousands of times!
"PUH—!"
Thousand-Bones Bolun spat blood.
The armor formed from over a thousand exotic beast bones
was like paper mache before the Thunder Spear forged from Three-Color Lightning Tribulation!
With just one strike—
Thousand-Bones Bolun was smashed to his knees.
"Holy crap!"
"Holy crap!"
"Holy crap!"
…
Super Vegeta and the rest of the players were completely dumbstruck!
What the actual hell?!
This cheat is way too ridiculous!
Heavenly Tribulation Style?!
You can actually control the Heavenly Tribulation?!
How the hell is anyone supposed to fight this?!
"Hey, GM?! Are you there?!
Someone's cheating—are you gonna do something about it?!"
"Bolun, get up!
Quick, trigger a flashback power-up comeback or something!
You're the prison warden—don't die in one hit to this trash-tier Noodles!"
"This boss is fake, right?!
He beat the crap out of me earlier—
How did he get insta-killed by Brother Noodles?!
I'm gonna puke, I swear!"
…
The players erupted into chaos—
Half furious,
half jealous,
half vomiting blood internally.
Look at themselves—
Bound to these rusty execution platforms, still smeared with literal crap, about to die.
Then look at Brother Noodles—
High above everything, commanding the Heavenly Tribulation,
casually one-shotting the strongest boss of this so-called "minor dungeon," Thousand-Bones Bolun,
leaving him kneeling and on the verge of death.
So, without any prior coordination—
All the players clenched their teeth, stared angrily into the sky, glared at Beef Noodles—
And shouted in unison, filled with rage and unwillingness:
"Brother Noodles—
I want to learn Heavenly Tribulation Style too!!!"